Honestly, this shit is awesome lol. These two are more entertaining as fucked up rejects than either ever had been before. Anisa was always a few quarters for the coochie girl, and the idiot pole vaulted to as big an audience she could muster, which honestly just lead to most people being disgusted in her behavior and hating her absolutely fowl personality. This girl is so emotionally masochistic she just can't help but draw fire to once again jump into the pit of being called a horrible stupid bitch.
And Ian is on the fast track towards apathetic husk. Let's tally his current problems;
>Paid a whore to cheat so he could have a pretty 6/10 gf, that intentional degrades him and does her best to look like a 3/10
>Genuinely ignored any standards to be successful, claims he is doing what it takes to be successful but faceplants so hard doing things "they only way you can now" while someone else proves you don't have to be a preachy moralistic faggot 24/7 to succeed
>In an effort to reform his image he looks scummier than ever, he's still hateful as all hell and harassed people he dislikes, now threatening legal actions and looking like the type that ran a "scam charity" to some, as well as seeming like the most incompetent and pathetic man to anyone else
>Might be fucked financially. People keep assuming he hasn't done retarded stuff with his money, but CC2 being this big a failure would lead me to believe he's capable of fucking that stuff up too, and I wouldn't be shocked if this move is paired with him putting his home on the market because the idiot doesn't know a bad investment as obvious as Anisa
>Ian clearly by this point has to envy Sam Hyde. The pissy tone he has about Sam pulling a fast one on him, how Sam gets more support from people online, the idea that Sam has higher standards and more success currently than he has. That man's ghost haunts him, and Ian was a moron actively seeking out a comedian to call the devil as a scrawny dude that hit fame by being a generally more offensive and less professional adult comedian
>He has the intelligence of DSP, broke down to pathetic by the internet faster that chris-chan, and has embarrassed himself so publicly that I doubt he has any chance of really moving on from any of this ever. He's far to petty to move on and it's been far to publicly hostile and talkative that his name can't be looked up without cuck, failure or asshole coming up in the results.
These two are what every reality tv show prays it has scouted. Fuckup headliners that are true artists of being dumbass human trash.
