🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Asian tech support]

I feel inclined to believe Ralph will end up completely abandoning both his children, specially now that Masterson is telling him to do it too

If Dick had kids, I don't doubt for a second that he wouldn't be present in their lives. He's too much of a libertine faggot to be concerned about kids unless they're in compromising positions behind a computer screen. It's upsetting to have to agree with Dick because he's not approaching it from the position of what's best for the kids or even what's best for Ralph, but rather "fuck those kids lol they get in the way."
All the same I'm thrilled Ralph is back to being a fuckup.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I feel inclined to believe Ralph will end up completely abandoning both his children, specially now that Masterson is telling him to do it too, but the boghog is a creature of spite, I can also see him keeping contact with his kids just to "spite the alogs"

I mean unless you consider sending small support checks he already has. Outside of a few bucks, his total role as a father has been a few hours of supervised visits with Xander and endangering/neglecting Rozy until her Mom decided they had to run for their lives.

I did hear that clip of Masterson and Gunt talking for a few minutes. I was shocked to hear Dax try to compare Ralph to Lowtax. It was bizarre to compare Lowtax and Ralph in any way because they are so radically different, except for two things, both were/are addict/drunks. Two, hundreds of people told Lowtax what a terrible idea dumping his wife and moving Logan in was, and there was similar dire warnings to Ralph about his lovequest with teenage Faith. That's about it.

Both idiots didn't listen to all the common sense and dire warning and then wanted to cry about it and play the victim when it all went to shit and exploded in drama as predicted.

I know Lowtax went on Dick's show to talk about getting canceled by his own website. I'm assuming all Dick ever picked up about Lowtax is he owned SA and "bitches ruining his life." Nothing to do with Lowtax's own terrible decisions, and giant drug addiction, over 20 years. The only reason Dick must think of lowtax is thanks to his suicide and Ralph constantly suicide baiting. Dick can't see that Ralph is just a manipulative drama queen who has no shame, whereas Lowtax didn't suicide bait, he just ate a bullet.

(You can count on the fact if Ralph starts suicide baiting on twitter that he's been doing it for weeks or days to any person willing to interact with him in private. I'm sure Amanda got heaps of it this week if she hasn't totally blocked him at this point.)

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Hey man, it's legally prescribed. That means it's impossible to abuse.

Can confirm, stayed up for 7 days on Adderall but it was cool because it was prescribed.

 

[An automatic clown]

He set up a fund raiser.


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[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

lmfao 15 thousand buckaroonies
please help Ralph, he needs your money for fatherhood
all he needs is this money and itll all be okay

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

lmfao 15 thousand buckaroonies
please help Ralph, he needs your money for fatherhood
all he needs is this money and itll all be okay

“Two loving children.”
Jesus, he’s talking about how much the kids love HIM (which is open for debate. It’s pretty clear Rozy isn’t a fan).

Proper phrasing is “I’m the loving father of two children”. That’s a fat fucking lie, but it’s Ralph, so no one is expecting the truth.

Edited to correct the Ralphaquote.

 

[AIKA]

The best way to get those donations flowing would be the Interrail, Ralph.

Fly to Paris and don't let the stream die as you hop across trains and borders. Set donations such as "Visiting Belgium and not having everything stolen".
Think of all the money you can get by visiting Kosice and telling those amicable lads that you're the host of the Killstream!

 

[Fornicario]

Can confirm, stayed up for 7 days on Adderall but it was cool because it was prescribed.

Ah, but was it prescribed to you?

 

[Fannyscum]

The internet reacts to Ralph's latest effort to use his abandoned son to beg for donations:

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On being told to get a real job: "I HAVE A REAL JOB DO YOU UNNERSTAND? THEY DO SHOWS ON THE INTERNET TOO":

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Ralph justifies nodding off on camera and abruptly ending his stream today:

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Ralph bringing his carny huckster "2% of the way to the goal, will we hit it?" routine to twitter:

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[Fornicario]

lmfao 15 thousand buckaroonies
please help Ralph, he needs your money for fatherhood
all he needs is this money and itll all be okay

Oh yeah, tomorrow's spergout from Vickers is going to be glorious.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The most terrifying thing about all of this is that not only are there people dumb enough to give Ralph money but that they can vote. I say we go back to only land owners can vote as the founding fathers intended.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

lmfao 15 thousand buckaroonies
please help Ralph, he needs your money for fatherhood
all he needs is this money and itll all be okay

Yeah this $500 donation is totally legit. The total raised so far is only $800.

 

[Null]

sure lemme get my wallet this is a good cause

>lowercase i Internet streamer
nevermind...

omfg best part:
>I CAN AFFORD QUITE A BIT
THEN YOU DON'T NEED HANDOUTS

proud pig man too proud to even beg right

 

[Cringestorian X]

He set up a fund raiser.


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lmfao 15 thousand buckaroonies
please help Ralph, he needs your money for fatherhood
all he needs is this money and itll all be okay

"where did all the money go" - Amanda Ralph

Ralph justifies nodding off on camera and abruptly ending his stream today:

> i have a lot on my plate
is it Xanax ralph ?

 

[AnOminous]

If Dick had kids, I don't doubt for a second that he wouldn't be present in their lives.

If Dick had kids, I don't doubt for a second that he would be present in their beds.

 

[An automatic clown]

>straight to the lawyer

I believe he claimed on his last go scam me the money was going straight to the lawyer too right ? No one believes you Ralph.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He set up a fund raiser.


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What a fucking idiot quoting that. That was a proposal for an agreement. Unless there's more that would be brought up in court, he's not going to "lose his son" - any more than he has already agreed to - which is 2 hours/month, which he doesn't even try to meet. What a stupid fucking con artist. "Fathers' rights" my ass - those are for fathers who want to be a part of their kids' lives, not fuckheads who want "muh spawn" bragging rights with no meaningful presence.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Maybe he should collect some of that spilt liquor and resell it considering how often he brags about it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What a fucking idiot quoting that. That was a proposal for an agreement. Unless there's more that would be brought up in court, he's not going to "lose his son" - any more than he has already agreed to - which is 2 hours/month, which he doesn't even try to meet. What a stupid fucking con artist. "Fathers' rights" my ass - those are for fathers who want to be a part of their kids' lives, not fuckheads who want "muh spawn" bragging rights with no meaningful presence.

Idiot? It's brilliant from a grift standpoint. Vickers handed him everything he needed to create this fundraiser and look like a total victim to scam normies who have no idea who he is.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph is so lit up he came back after an hour and started an argument with the same guy he already sperged at:

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