Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Norvic]

So what do we think, is Wu naturally bald at this point? She's had that red streak in her hair so long that it can't be naturally growing, it never fades or grows out at the roots, and that big hank of hair hanging off the right side of her skull doesn't at all look like it belongs with the rest. Plus, that side parting is so low on her forehead that it can't possibly be a real place her hair would part.

Her whole mop has got to be some kind of bargain basement implant, right?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

So what do we think, is Wu naturally bald at this point? She's had that red streak in her hair so long that it can't be naturally growing, it never fades or grows out at the roots, and that big hank of hair hanging off the right side of her skull doesn't at all look like it belongs with the rest. Plus, that side parting is so low on her forehead that it can't possibly be a real place her hair would part.

Her whole mop has got to be some kind of bargain basement implant, right?

Perhaps. As seen in that video, just below the hairline her head reflects light differently than the rest of her forehead. The color even differs as well. I'm not an expert in cosmetics or wigs, but that looks kinda strange. It's really noticeable in that video whenever Brianna has her head tilted about 45 degrees or less towards the camera.

Edit: Also, near the end of the video, I think the patch of discoloration is casting a slight shadow...

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

I'm guessing some mix of hairplugs? Or does one need to be completely bald first?

 

[OldDayz]

I see John went with the Gut Belt of Fail and Boots of Harassment outfit again.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Frank sleeps in the same cage as the dogs.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Ruin]

Look mommy I can use big words! Logarithmic is the new BIOS.

 

[Rou]

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Of course it does, the consumers just need an optimized filesystem BIOS.

 

[Norvic]

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Wow, astonishing. Congratulations, Wu. You have successfully approximated the formula for the area of a rectangle. You may now graduate from preschool.
Any other insights from that monumental brain of yours? Perhaps that going out in the rain can result in you getting wet?

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

The image alone at 35:03 is one of the funniest fucking images with zero context I've seen in days. I really don't have anything to add right now, just pause it at that timestamp and see for yourself.

Spoiler: Is this what you meant?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Spoiler: Is this what you meant?

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It looks like someone badly photoshopped a face onto a body at the wrong angle.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

It looks like someone badly photoshopped a face onto a body at the wrong angle.

I know, but I swear on Crash's grave all I did was crop it down to her face.

Spoiler: Full cap

 

[Beholder]

Surely she means "isn't linear"? Why would anyone even begin to think that the processing power required to up the resolution would be logarithmic? If that was the case after the SNES the N64 would have just gone straight to 4k and the Wii U would now be on 2048k for really intense split-screen multiplayer.

Did she google something she doesn't understand again? I am shocked.

 

[Count groudon]

Spoiler: Is this what you meant?

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She looks like Nick Cage in drag holy shit dude

 

[Cynical]

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Wait, weren't some of Wu's textures in the iOS version of R60 4096 x 4096?

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

Here's the complete conversation for anyone interested:

Wu's looking crazier than ever with her hair peeling off and that gigantic stain on her leggings. Is it really rocket science to put on some clean clothes when you're going to speak in front of a live audience?

Fast forward to 31:40 and just watch Wu as the other woman speaks. Her body movements and the way she mouths the words being spoken, she literally behaves like a schizophrenic. I really do think there's something mentally wrong with her.

So many choice quotes and snarls in that video.

I still will never understand how people can sit there and hear Wu speak and not realize how big of a lying narcissistic loon he is, and with no actual credentials to boot.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

She looks like Nick Cage in drag holy shit dude

Credit goes to whoever made it originally.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

There really should be a supercut of all of Wu's snarls in that video. It's completely out of hand.

 

[soliloquyR]

Wu gets triggered by the Pope and then mocks Trump some more.

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Oh no, the Pope doesn't want genderspecials running around! How awful!

Everyone just remember that John has a hateboner for Christians/Catholics that almost rivals that of the average euphoric atheist. The pope could find a way to make people biologically immortal and she would still find some small reason to talk shit about him.

All trans lolcows have a hateboner for Christians, much worse than teenage militant atheists. They also have a passionboner for islam, especially muslim women.

 

[AnOminous]

Surely she means "isn't linear"? Why would anyone even begin to think that the processing power required to up the resolution would be logarithmic? If that was the case after the SNES the N64 would have just gone straight to 4k and the Wii U would now be on 2048k for really intense split-screen multiplayer.

Did she google something she doesn't understand again? I am shocked.

John should just STFU about math. As ignorant as he is about even normal knowledge for normal people, he has no business whatsoever talking about shit where when you're wrong, you're undeniably, completely wrong.