Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

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I wont be surprised to see this pop up with the watermarks still there. I kind of like how little he does to improve everything but keeps thinking, "Nee gud logo", "Nee cukbuk" and comes up with shit like this. I mean look at how he handles shit....

The clip art on the bottom is lifted. Note the copyright signature on the bottom.

Yup, Jack has always had "Main Character Syndrome" like most cows have but with each stroke he has taken it to the point where he feels he cant do wrong, cause hes "Doing Gods wurk". In Jacks mind doing Gods work is just doing what he wants and expecting God to help him when shit hits the fan....which hasnt been working so great for him.

I love how Jack gives attention to veggies in this cookbook the same way he would in real life. "Side dishes? Isnt that the shit you get when you order 50 wings? I dont know how to cook vegetables. Uhh take veggies, and side dish done."

JFC he sounds like the tard on tik tok but unlike Jack, he's a phenomenal cook....for a downsie.

What kind of upsets me is Merril Howard Kalin has passed and was so much more enthuastic about cooking (despite having similar issues with poultry) and having fun than Jack, yet Jack lives on. Id gladly trade the both if I was given the chance.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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It doesn’t matter how many times you rebrand if your product still sucks, it sucks. This is like the second or third rebrand since last year. The view count remains the same.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He may not be dead, but I struggle to say he's truly living either.

He's more salmonella than man at this point.

There's too many ingredients going towards sweet and savory each that making party cheese salad salvageable would have the end product be unrecognizable. Take out the shreddy cheese and veg, and what's left might be okay as-is as a fruit dip. Take out the cream cheese, cool whip, and fruit, and you just have mixed veg and shreddy cheese, mix in some meat and you got a meal.

As it stands the recipe is absolute trash. But as you say, you remove some of the ingredients and it could be a decent salad. Of course you get rid of the lemon jello and just use lemon juice for that. But as it stands you can't make it edible.

I recreated Jack's classic onion goggles look in oil paints, could have made it a little better but that would have required looking at Jack's face longer.
Also: bonus preliminary sketch!
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Well he looks retarded so mission accomplished.

 

[ZipDisk]

I have found the sandwich to kill Jack.

 

[Tiresome]

I have found the sandwich to kill Jack.

You're thinking of it all wrong. Jack is like Antaeus, son of the earth goddess. As long as he's in contact with that which granted him existence, in this case Fat and Meat, he remains invincible. Feed Jack a Caprese sandwich, basil, tomato, with vegan mozzarella. He'll be dead before the second bite.

 

[Sev07]

If you need some inspiration to get or stay in shape, perhaps this post of a middle aged man making his family build a toy for him will inspire you to want more.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

they had a fucking acorn already lol

Jack doesn't like them because he actually had to understand how airflow and fire work on a non electric smoker.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

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If you need some inspiration to get or stay in shape, perhaps this post of a middle aged man making his family build a toy for him will inspire you to want more.

There’s really no better illustration of what a parasitic burden Jack is on his family. His wife, son and daughter in law are stuck building the 48th grill he’s bought in the last 6 months because his strokes have turned him into a brain damaged cripple. He’ll never be able to cook on it either for the same reason. Tammy will be forced to use it for one video before it joins the grill graveyard that is Jack’s garage.

I hope Jack has another stroke that forces him to be fed flavorless pablum through a tube for the rest of his pathetic, miserable existence.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Rob wars. He forgot to make it spicy so Tammy won't eat it!

he actually says with incredible subtlety "my wife doesn't care for Alfredo so she won't eat it"

 

[ZipDisk]

Not Patti, Rob has to fear TAMMY showing up! Rob is taking some extreme risks here.

 

[Super Hans v2]

joins the grill graveyard that is Jack’s garage.

There's no way that they still have those dozen plus grills after moving, which begs the question what they did with that heap of shit. Did Jack give them to the homeless? Sperg out when the buyers refused after seeing the condition? Or did he leave them for the homebuyers to deal with?

 

[AnOminous]

vegan mozzarella

Jihad. Jihad on you.

 

[Tiresome]

they had a fucking acorn already lol

Jack doesn't like them because he actually had to understand how airflow and fire work on a non electric smoker.

Given the state of that box, I suspect that's the Akorn they already had, disassembled for moving.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I have personally done it several times and I'm not alone.

Do it again.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Given the state of that box, I suspect that's the Akorn they already had, disassembled for moving.

Zooming in on the address label, it's not good enough to know where it was sent, but enough to know it wasn't 157 Trail Ridge. That's a new fucking grill.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Do it again.

As you wish:

Spoiler: Jack and the British Broadcasting Corporation

 

[ZipDisk]

I wonder what he did with the old one. Moving companies don't give much of a shit what you want moved, but the grill graveyard might get even the ghettoest of shit transport companies to tell the Scalfani's to fuck off.

I can totally see Jack throwing away the old one and buying a new one. It's not like he has to work for it.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Given the state of that box, I suspect that's the Akorn they already had, disassembled for moving.

You're prob right.

He never uses the thing. Lord forbid he learns how to smoke.

 

[Tiresome]

Zooming in on the address label, it's not good enough to know where it was sent, but enough to know it wasn't 157 Trail Ridge. That's a new fucking grill.

That box has clearly been being battered around for years and opened previously. Could have been bought in California.