Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[MysticMisty]

It seems that Jin has a new project in making a fursuit for Twilight Sparkle when they go to their first furry convention together. Honestly, I think some furries might find this too weird for them.

Jin is very good at finding ways to alienate just about everybody he should be able to relate to. Jin has to be the most special person around and if he's not he'll make damn sure everybody hears about it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

It seems that Jin has a new project in making a fursuit for Twilight Sparkle when they go to their first furry convention together. Honestly, I think some furries might find this too weird for them.

So he is trying to make like a barbie doll dress for his MLP plush, probably with cat paws?
You know, if he wasn't fucking that plush doll, that would just be a silly project to waste time.

 

[AnOminous]

Usually I love it when animals dress up as other animals.

Lol I'm sure you do you weird prevert.

 

[Meowthkip]

Lol I'm sure you do you weird prevert.

Spoiler: 2HOT4KIWIFARMS

Dis is some premium shit right here.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

It seems that Jin has a new project in making a fursuit for Twilight Sparkle when they go to their first furry convention together. Honestly, I think some furries might find this too weird for them.

Yo dawg we heard you like furry. So we put your furry inside a furry.

 

[Meowthkip]

Yo dawg we heard you like furry. So we put your furry inside a furry.

So you can yiff while you yiff!

 

[manwithaplan]

For anyone interested, his ebay handle is hanz0d0g. There is a lot of purple.

Also, apparently, one of his disabilities is Graves disease. Why he posts these things so publicly, who knows.

See 8/8/15 post:

http://atariage.com/forums/statuses/all/?member_id=40219&st=90

 

[Hummingbird]

It's Twilight Sparkle's 26th birthday and he's got safe for work pics. I'd think TS wouldn't care about video games or Jurassic Park.

 

[4Macie]

It's Twilight Sparkle's 26th birthday and he's got safe for work pics. I'd think TS wouldn't care about video games or Jurassic Park.

When you really sit and think about it; this guy has one of the loneliest lives imaginable.
He's celebrating the 'birthday' of a fictional character, while pretending that fictional character is invading a plushie doll. Which means he has to set up this whole thing and then take a picture of it....So he had to place the doll on the pillow, light the candles, take a picture, blow out the candles, take another picture. That's gotta be lonely as fuck.

26 though? Is that horse really that old? When that movie came out where the horses became human, they were in highschool... or does that not matter to Jin? Is Twilight whatever age he is just so he can safely fuck her and it's not horse pedophilia?

edit:
Oh wait...he claims there was ANOTHER human there

We both know all you guys and gals subscribe to us for pictures of Twi being her usual adorable self, so here's some from her 26th birthday party yesterday!

imgur.com/a/kdnQ2

It was a pretty low key party this year with just us and one of Twi's real life human friends, mostly due to money being a little tight for us this year, but she still had a great time. We ordered her favorite pizza (a "Veggie 2000" from a local pizza joint), watched one of her favorite movies (Jurassic Park), had some cake and ice cream, then she spent most of the evening playing the games she got for her birthday. Usually there would be a bit more variety to the presents I buy her, but she's been on a major PlayStation kick lately and has been itching to build up her game library to the point that it can compete with my enormous Game Boy library; so it was all PlayStation games for her birthday this year. lol

Anyway, we hope you guys and gals enjoy the pics.

One person being this crazy never floors me, but another person buying into this Jin Fantasy always does... so weird.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I'd like to think that it's not someone that's buying into the fantasy, but someone that's like a social worker or a handler. You know, the type of under paid, over worked state employee who really wants to fight the true social injustices of the world, like poverty and hunger and disease in their neighborhood, but nope. Their client gets to be some exceptional individual that likes to fuck his tulpa inhabiting plushie.

I must see pictures of this other person, just to see the look of misery and despair on their face.

 

[MysticMisty]

26 though? Is that horse really that old? When that movie came out where the horses became human, they were in highschool... or does that not matter to Jin? Is Twilight whatever age he is just so he can safely fuck her and it's not horse pedophilia?

As far as I know there are no official ages for any of the characters. Wikipedia says the show started in 2010 so my guess is that according to Jin she was 20 then and since she's spent most of the time since the in his filthy deformed plushie () she'd be 26 by now. The date is probably something he completely pulled at his ass though.

Something I've noticed is that whenever he mentions "Twilight" eating he always makes a point to mention it's a veggie dish she's eating. Do you suppose he's seen pictures of other plushie pony waifus "eating" meat dishes and this is his way of being superior?

 

[4Macie]

As far as I know there are no official ages for any of the characters. Wikipedia says the show started in 2010 so my guess is that according to Jin she was 20 then and since she's spent most of the time since the in his filthy deformed plushie () she'd be 26 by now. The date is probably something he completely pulled at his ass though.

Something I've noticed is that whenever he mentions "Twilight" eating he always makes a point to mention it's a veggie dish she's eating. Do you suppose he's seen pictures of other plushie pony waifus "eating" meat dishes and this is his way of being superior?

I don't even think the creators gave her a birthday.
There's another 'fan' of Twilight that seems to think her birthday (and age) is a different day http://www.fimfiction.net/story/116254/princess-twilight-sparkles-500th-birthday

Taking literally four minutes of searching and I've concluded that the creators have never outright given an age or date of birth. BUT if fans were taking the cannon as gospel truth, then Twilight's birthday is December 3rd because that's the day the episode of her birthday party came out.

All I'm saying is you'd think hard core fans and Twilight lovers/husbands would know this stuff...

 

[Ludger]

Something I've noticed is that whenever he mentions "Twilight" eating he always makes a point to mention it's a veggie dish she's eating. Do you suppose he's seen pictures of other plushie pony waifus "eating" meat dishes and this is his way of being superior?

Salad for the lady.

 

[Hummingbird]

Something I've noticed is that whenever he mentions "Twilight" eating he always makes a point to mention it's a veggie dish she's eating. Do you suppose he's seen pictures of other plushie pony waifus "eating" meat dishes and this is his way of being superior?

I can see it since ponies are generally herbivores.

 

[Count groudon]

I'd like to think that it's not someone that's buying into the fantasy, but someone that's like a social worker or a handler. You know, the type of under paid, over worked state employee who really wants to fight the true social injustices of the world, like poverty and hunger and disease in their neighborhood, but nope. Their client gets to be some exceptional individual that likes to fuck his tulpa inhabiting plushie.

I must see pictures of this other person, just to see the look of misery and despair on their face.

Tbh I'd probably play along with some bullshit like this if it meant I got free food. I mean shit that party would give you an excuse to eat pizza, watch movies, and play games all night.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'd like to think that it's not someone that's buying into the fantasy, but someone that's like a social worker or a handler. You know, the type of under paid, over worked state employee who really wants to fight the true social injustices of the world, like poverty and hunger and disease in their neighborhood, but nope. Their client gets to be some exceptional individual that likes to fuck his tulpa inhabiting plushie.

I must see pictures of this other person, just to see the look of misery and despair on their face.

I'm pretty sure Jin isn't sufficiently dysfuntional to have a carer. Heck, CWC is far more dysfunctional than Jin and he doesn't have a handler [unfortunately]. The other guy probably was some other crazy brony.

BTW social workers don't let themselves be pulled into misery and despair by their clients (if they do, they've picked the wrong profession). You need to build a certain "inner wall" to seperate yourself from misery if you work in social services, much like psychiatrists who mustn't let their patients' psychoses affect them.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I can see it since ponies are generally herbivores.

Equine characters aren't entirely herbivores. They're opportunist omnivores. You can find a youtube video of a horse eating a chicken and the horse was okay afterwards.

I will not post it here because it is NSFW (on Kiwi Farms? Perish the THOUGHT!), but it's subject matter is... really real and kinda disturbing. It's the first entry for Horse eats a chicken.

 

[Chandra]

That stuffed animal has seen so much... Bless.

A recent Jin post on Atariage.com:

"I just wanted to update this thread to offer a warning about Doxcade.com. My initial arcade machine order from them went fine, but when I placed another order a month or so later they ripped me off and stole my money. The full story is as follows...

After owning and using my custom machine for a few weeks it quickly became apparent that while it worked just fine for me it was very difficult for my wife (who has some physical mobility limitations) to reach the buttons while operating the joystick. I sent an email to the owner of Doxcade about it and they said that they could make us a new control panel for the machine with the buttons moved down a couple inches lower to accommodate my wife's disability. They gave me a price quote on it, I sent the payment promptly, they replied once to confirm that they had received the payment and would get to work on it soon, and that's the last I ever heard from them.

That was last November and I must have sent them at least a dozen different emails since then, politely requesting that they please build and ship the replacement control panel that I paid for or issue me a refund, but I never got a reply to any of my emails. By the time I decided to give up and file a PayPal claim to get my money back the buyer protection period had expired so it was too late to get a refund through PayPal, and as far as I can tell Doxcade has no intention of ever making the replacement control panel that I paid for or issuing me a refund.

Additionally, since I got the machine last October quite a bit of the printed artwork on the control panel has flaked off, the side artwork is starting to peel up, and all but a couple of the LEDs in the strip that backlights the marquee have burned out. Due to their shoddy workmanship and dishonest business practices I would now recommend avoiding ordering anything from Doxcade.com and would suggest looking elsewhere if you're in the market for a bartop sized multicade."


....Twilight's disabilities, y'all.

 

[glass_houses]

It's Twilight Sparkle's 26th birthday and he's got safe for work pics. I'd think TS wouldn't care about video games or Jurassic Park.

Is it just my screen, or does Twilight look unusually clean?

I'd like to think that it's not someone that's buying into the fantasy, but someone that's like a social worker or a handler. You know, the type of under paid, over worked state employee who really wants to fight the true social injustices of the world, like poverty and hunger and disease in their neighborhood, but nope. Their client gets to be some exceptional individual that likes to fuck his tulpa inhabiting plushie.

I must see pictures of this other person, just to see the look of misery and despair on their face.

:powerlevel: Many years back, my Mum was a social worker who specialised in the care of intellectually disabled adults. She tends to tell this story a lot: She got a call one day from the carers of a man who was being disagreeable. He was raising hell because he wanted to marry Captain Kirk. As in the Captain Kirk who drives a spaceship. It went on and on until finally, my mother and the carers all reached the point of a collective "Fine! You can marry Captain Kirk if you'll knock it off!" So they found someone to pretend to be a priest and officiate the ceremony. And that's how my mother and the carers of this intellectually disabled man ended up as guests at one of the strangest weddings that you usually come across. Captain Kirk was in the earthly form of a life-size cardboard cut out, and the bride looked absolutely radiant in his wedding gown. And following the wedding, the blushing bride settled happily into married life and became much happier and stopped giving his carers shit, to the collective relief of all concerned.:powerlevel: Never underestimate the weird shit that carers and social workers come across. If Jin does have either, unless they're at the beginning of their career, Jin would probably only rate a, "that's pretty weird, but he's nothing compared to the case I have in ----"

 

[blastoiseplushie]

Cringing now.

Thinking that it's perfectly possible someone in the world right now has a sexual fetish for the little Pokémon creature in my avatar.

WHY? What mental illness makes grown men lust after stuffed horses? Is it a form of pedophilia, because those things represent little girls without actually BEING little girls? I'm just grasping at theories here.