Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[breadandcircuses]

Just think about how much longer this thread would be had Bob pierced his taint.

Don't go giving him any ideas.

 

[Positron]

Inconsistency - It's the hallmark of an SJW. Just recently, Blob's beloved Saint Anita made a post on Twitter complaining the video game villains don't have enough female minions.

2014: "Shooting and killing female video game characters is sexist!"

2016: "Not having female video game characters to shoot at and kill is sexist!"

But you're not supposed to shoot and kill female red shirts; you should resolve conflict with communication and dialog (while they empty a machine gun down your groin).

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob talks about the controversy surrounding The Great Wall, and states that "he knows how the business works":

 

[clowney]

Just think about how much longer this thread would be had Bob pierced his taint.

My kingdom for a horrifying rating.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob talks about the controversy surrounding The Great Wall, and states that "he knows how the business works":

You go, white man! Tell those Chinese people who they're allowed to cast in movies!

 

[Zenyatta]

I think in that video Bob really starts to pull a Chris Chan "He's fat, I'm thin!" style tard-rage. He doesn't seem to have the self awareness to realize that he isn't really in any position to judge fat whiny neckbeards sitting in the family basement with no regular income making uninformed extremist political statements and genuinely believing that a fictional characters ethnicity has any real bearing on the wider world.

Since his pixels review and his ejection from the escapist I think that Bobs videos have definitely become far more politically militant.

Also I know this has been brought up before, but who exactly are Bobs fans? I mean most normal people would find his typical greasy neckbeard shtick annoying and so too would most of the people who have an interest in: superheros,'nerdy' films etc. but some how his videos always seem comparatively highly rated . I did notice that whenever one of Bobs political videos sneaks above a certain number of views the number of dislikes rises exponentially it seems likely that surprisingly enough most people actually simply endure his ramblings.

 

[AnOminous]

Also I know this has been brought up before, but who exactly are Bobs fans? I mean most normal people would find his typical greasy neckbeard shtick annoying and so too would most of the people who have an interest in: superheros,'nerdy' films etc. but some how his videos always seem comparatively highly rated .

Unlike other video nobodies who people hate watch, Bob is just a fat tub of shit who is boring as hell. People who don't like his shit don't watch him. I don't think I've ever watched a whole video of this idiot and can barely stand to read his moronic tweets that get posted to this thread.

 

[NQ 952]

Go apologize to yourself @AnOminous

 

[Bungleboy]

Makes sense, he mentally is 10 after all.

His presence causes tidal waves in the ballpit

 

[Gordon Cole]

His presence causes tidal waves in the ballpit

If that tweet is supposed to be a joke in his review, then I can't imagine how awful it'll be.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Also I know this has been brought up before, but who exactly are Bobs fans?

A mix of people who somehow got attached to him years ago and refuse to let go and progressives who just want their vapid opinions on pop culture validated, I'd wager.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I wish I could do physical gymnastics as well as SJWs do mental gymnastics.

They'd sweep at the Olympics otherwise.

But you're not supposed to shoot and kill female red shirts; you should resolve conflict with communication and dialog (while they empty a machine gun down your groin).

This is a woman who 'reviewed' Assassin's Creed Syndicate and praised its 'diversity' in adding female goons to murder (and to a lesser degree a transman NPC) but ultimately didn't really say a thing about whether or not the game was good or not. Because she has no idea what that actually means outside of muh superficial representation.

 

[cypocryphy]

Has he said anything about the NES classic edition yet? I'm sure we'll get some kind of pretentious rant about it.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Has he said anything about the NES classic edition yet? I'm sure we'll get some kind of pretentious rant about it.

Bob Chipman doing a pretentious rant? Surely you jest, sir!

 

[FatNero]

Bob talks about the controversy surrounding The Great Wall, and states that "he knows how the business works":

He almost sounds reasonable for half of this thing, where he realizes the cycle of internet bullshit, then having identified that bullshit he decides to dive right into the center of it and wallow like a pig.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

This is a woman who 'reviewed' Assassin's Creed Syndicate and praised its 'diversity' in adding female goons to murder (and to a lesser degree a transman NPC) but ultimately didn't really say a thing about whether or not the game was good or not. Because she has no idea what that actually means outside of muh superficial representation.

Wasn't that during the Twitch stream where someone else played the game for her and was moderated by the guy that was revealed to have a criminal record as a sex offender?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Wasn't that during the Twitch stream where someone else played the game for her and was moderated by the guy that was revealed to have a criminal record as a sex offender?

Yep...

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Blob starts talking shit about Deus Ex and act as a massive hypocritic.

Seriously? Only the most retarded poseur would say something like that. It would be like saying Rashomon has shitty cinematography.

 

[ccoinhoarder]

Seriously? Only the most exceptional poseur would say something like that. It would be like saying Rashomon has shitty cinematography.

You're acting like Bob knows anything about video games beyond his tiny island of nostalgia.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

You're acting like Bob knows anything about video games beyond his tiny island of nostalgia.

Can we get a rundown of his actual knowledge of movies again? I'm under the impression that it's either nonexistant or mostly self-important, hyerpretentious fuckery.