Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fulda's Gap]

Would it kill him to at least grow that beard out enough to hide the quad chin?

He should be attempting to fucking lose weight since he's diabetic.

But, that takes effort.

 

[Count groudon]

He should be attempting to fucking lose weight since he's diabetic.

But, that takes effort.

Mario is fat and he's survived for decades no problem. That's all the reason Blob needs to not do shit.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Mario is fat and he's survived for decades no problem. That's all the reason Blob needs to not do shit.

Keep this guy away from the reptile house at the zoo, in that case. We'd see a repeat of Harambe.

"Local man jumps zoo fence; shot to protect the lives of tortoises."

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Mario is fat and he's survived for decades no problem. That's all the reason Blob needs to not do shit.

The difference is that Mario's a fictional character, Bob only thinks he's a fictional character, unaware that his bullshit's entirely real.

Would it kill him to at least grow that beard out enough to hide the quad chin?

Beard growing, like exercise, seems to take effort with this guy. And why waste that effort when you got movies to wrongfully analyze?

 

[Gordon Cole]

The difference is that Mario's a fictional character, Bob only thinks he's a fictional character, unaware that his bullshit's entirely real.

The ultimate irony with Bob. He tries so hard to be him, but fails in areas like "being able to run & jump"
and "actually having someone to love".

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Keep this guy away from the reptile house at the zoo, in that case. We'd see a repeat of Harambe.

"Local man jumps zoo fence; shot to protect the lives of tortoises."

Bricks out for Bobby.

 

[The Nothingness]

He was too busy taking notes on how Harley is being oppressed and objectified by white men in the film.

Several times. With lotion.

Especially the scene where

Spoiler: Trigger Warning

it is obvious Harley changed from her prison gear to her outfit in front of everyone since the scene ends with them all staring at her while she's unaware why they were staring.

 

[Foltest]

Moviebob got mad over this pic and blocked someone over it.

Spoiler: Huge ass pic

https://twitter.com/scrumpmonkey/status/762681122870398976

 

[Malt Liquor]

He looks like a cheap-ass con artist who tries to sell fake rolex on the street in that pic

 

[Lensherr]

Someone's still salty:

https://archive.is/Xo0Hq

 

[NQ 952]

He looks like a cheap-ass con artist who tries to sell fake rolex on the street in that pic

He looks like that in every video.

 

[Raiken]

Am I lazy for not reading 102 pages of this thread?
Yes, but It won't stop me from just bringing the point up of him and his review and folow up video he did of Metroid Other M. For a guy who hates the domestic abuse of Harley Quin in the Suiside Squad he sure likes a game that is basicaly about opression.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Am I lazy for not reading 102 pages of this thread?
Yes, but It won't stop me from just bringing the point up of him and his review and folow up video he did of Metroid Other M. For a guy who hates the domestic abuse of Harley Quin in the Suiside Squad he sure likes a game that is basicaly about opression.

HE LIKED OTHER M? Ah fuck, ahhhhhhhhhh fuck.

It's Samus' birthday and everything and you gotta bring that shit up.

 

[Foltest]

HE LIKED OTHER M? Ah fuck, ahhhhhhhhhh fuck.

It's Samus' birthday and everything and you gotta bring that shit up.

yep. He likes it. He defend it and called people racist for not liking Samus in that game. Or that Any characteristics is better then few.
Warning, severe :autism::autism::autism:

Yep. He did it twice.

 

[TheImportantFart]

He defend it and called people racist for not liking Samus in that game.

I'm sorry, I hate posting reaction images, but I can't think of anything else to do right now other than:

Samus is white. I know she was created by a Japanese developer, but she's still white. Also, Other M is pretty damn sexist with regards to Samus. Most of the time she's wandering around in skintight clothing rather than her power armour which she wears pretty much all the time in other games, and she also has to take orders from a man. Gone is the strong, independent bounty hunter of the previous games, replaced with a whimpering child who can't do anything.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I'm sorry, I hate posting reaction images, but I can't think of anything else to do right now other than:

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Samus is white. I know she was created by a Japanese developer, but she's still white. Also, Other M is pretty damn sexist with regards to Samus. Most of the time she's wandering around in skintight clothing rather than her power armour which she wears pretty much all the time in other games, and she also has to take orders from a man. Gone is the strong, independent bounty hunter of the previous games, replaced with a whimpering child who can't do anything.

Not only that, the studio who made it was known for its weak storytelling characteristics. SUUURE. Might be a good action game, but what fucking action game from that generation uses the god damn d-pad (yes, its fully 3D) and secondly, why would you defend a game that puts Samus the powerhouse in scantily clad skintight suits and out of her badass and notable power armor?

Oh, right. They made a lot of sales in Japan revealing that early.

Edit for context: They made a lot of presales in Japan revealing the new and shiny zero suit.

 

[vertexwindi]

Not only that, the studio who made it was known for its weak storytelling characteristics.

That matters little when Sakamoto was the one in charge of Other M.

 

[Spellskite]

I'm sorry, I hate posting reaction images, but I can't think of anything else to do right now other than:

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Samus is white. I know she was created by a Japanese developer, but she's still white. Also, Other M is pretty damn sexist with regards to Samus. Most of the time she's wandering around in skintight clothing rather than her power armour which she wears pretty much all the time in other games, and she also has to take orders from a man. Gone is the strong, independent bounty hunter of the previous games, replaced with a whimpering child who can't do anything.

Of course Bob would love Other M, he probably jerked off to how abusive Adam was. Who can forget the hell run, where Adam refuses to authorize Samus to use her Varia suit (yes, Samus has all her powers in this game and can't use them until Adam tells her he's allowing it), and subjects her to near lethal levels of heat, just because? And who can forget Adam shooting Samus in the back with a stun gun in order to subdue her before he makes a heroic sacrifice while Samus cries on the floor?

Fuck anyone who defends Other M. It's character assassination and full of fucking awful writing to boot.

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's character assassination and full of fucking awful writing to boot.

Ah, that explains why he likes it then.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Ah, that explains why he likes it then.

Yeah, he doesn't like anything remotely good.