Looking back on this thread after seeing Dylan trigger a nationwide conservative backlash against BudLight of all beer brands feels bizarre.
He was always a puffed up corporate experiment with a team carefully tailoring his image and picking brands for him to slap his face on as a spokesperson, yet all it took was BudLight sending him a can with his face on it to send it all crumbling down. He felt bizarrely niche up until he started worming his way into the mainstream.
Dylan's rant on Bud Light
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TLDW: Dylan is crying because Bud Light didn't defend him
The difference between this video and the Ulta Beauty video is night-and-day.
The Ulta video had Dylan and another tranny co-opt a female-oriented brand and spout off delusions of having children and being "mothers" (in the same way that Ulta's target female audience could be mothers), so smug about how much controversy they knew the video would generate and how much attention it would get them. That's basically what the game was with Ulta and every other brand Dylan's wormed his way into.
Put Dylan out there into female marketing spaces, get people angry, write dozens of fluff pieces about the transphobic hate he gets and increase his name recognition.
But Budlight was the one that crossed the line somehow, and Dylan's been shellshocked into reality, no more smugness, no more superiority, just a bunch of really angry people and a piss-scared company ghosting him because they lost trillions of dollars just by sending him a can. They didn't even go as far as Ulta, recording a 50 minute video of him shitting on the concept of being a woman, they just sent him a can.
He is so clearly so unhappy all the fucking time. Looking at his miserable face makes everybody else miserable. His bubbly attitude is the whitewash on the pig shit that is his non-happiness. Even thinking about him long enough to type this has made me as suicidal as he is.
Dylan's whole schtick was trooning out and intentionally provoking controversy to get more attention onto himself to hopefully spin that off into a career as an actor. Now that the Budlight disaster happened, his possible prospects for fame are now dust, and all he's left with is a distorted body and face, a dead brand and a punchline of a name.
