Alejandra Caraballo / Alex Caraballo / @Esqueer_ - Twitter trans rights activist, cyberlaw teacher who doesn't understand cyberlaw, mass flaggot, humiliated in congress by a real woman.

[Neil]

Congratulations Alex, you won the fantastic prize of being my guinea pig for how the archive handles Threads. (Looks good, nice work Zucks!):
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"I have 1.2 million people blocked on Twitter. I know what I'm doing."

>"I monitor (read: purposefully seek out and obsess over) (people who I deem as) anti-LGBTQ extremists"
>"Stop telling me to block and ignore people I don't like! BTW, I have 1.2 million people blocked on twitter!" (imagine bragging about this)

It's so funny how different the ecosystem on Instagram is to Twitter. People know to just block and ignore people they dislike or disagree with, meanwhile Alex is on a mission to give the words "Terminally Online" a new definition.

Such a miserable person.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

This announcement from Big Al begs a whole host of questions.

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I know nothing about the field, but I have a strong feeling that this program is the sort of thing that ends up being nothing but an eye-wateringly expensive vanity degree in the majority of cases. This on top of the pile of law school debt he must still have from going to a third-tier toilet with Harvard-tier tuition in fucking New York City.

Are there any possible scenarios in which an MPA would actually be a useful thing to have, or is this just another of Al's many ill-considered life choices?

One very important question is how the hell is Big Al going to pay $91, 594 PER YEAR in tuition and fees?

I was going to be cheeky and suggest turning tricks with tranny chasers, but threw up in my mouth a little and thought better of it.

Which makes sense on its face but leads to the second question. Affirmative action has been outlawed and Alex is too god damn dumb to meet normal admission standards so how in the hell did he get in?

Harvard and a lot of other elite schools are apparently abandoning standardized tests in their admissions processes altogether in the name of pursuing "diversity" at all costs, so no surprise there. Plus, with that tuition, this program sounds like a cash cow for the university – a lot of those will admit you as long as you have a pulse and are willing to cough up the cash. And they can add another transgender POC to their diversity statistics. It's win-win!

 

[UncleTusky]

Are there any possible scenarios in which an MPA would actually be a useful thing to have, or is this just another of Al's many ill-considered life choices?

I don't know if it might be useful for some people but for Big Al this is absolutely a terrible idea - even Harvard's own website portrays it as a second master's degree for people who already have an MS in a public policy-oriented field and want to further their careers. Meanwhile Al doesn't have any master's degree, let alone one in public policy, and I can't find anything to suggest that's what he does in his day job with Harvard Cyberlaw Clinic: His faculty blurb lists him as an instructor while I can't ever recall him mentioning drafting or lobbying for model legislation/model policies for legislators/bureaucrats to implement. I know he was involved in a few lolsuits trying to read a right to HRT/SRS into the Constitution (yes, really) but an MPA wouldn't help him with that.

Edit to add: For most students going through a Harvard MPA program lets them network with faculty, alumni, and by extension any connections they have as well. That can be useful even if the coursework isn't but it's pointless for Al when he's already on staff at Harvard. Considering how some of the cyberlaw clinic instructors have dual appointments with Harvard Law School I feel pretty confident he doesn't need the "in" that comes with being in the MPA program.

 

[Chandelier]

This announcement from Big Al begs a whole host of questions.

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One very important question is how the hell is Big Al going to pay $91, 594 PER YEAR in tuition and fees?

https://www.hks.harvard.edu/admissions-aid/funding-your-education/funding-your-masters-education/tuition-fees

Is he not an Affirmative action hire? This would mean his SAT scores are lower than the average. Sotomayor was an Affirmative Action pick, and she's a Supreme Court justice.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This announcement from Big Al begs a whole host of questions.

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One very important question is how the hell is Big Al going to pay $91, 594 PER YEAR in tuition and fees?

https://www.hks.harvard.edu/admissions-aid/funding-your-education/funding-your-masters-education/tuition-fees

Are there any possible scenarios in which an MPA would actually be a useful thing to have, or is this just another of Al's many ill-considered life choices?

I don't know if it might be useful for some people but for Big Al this is absolutely a terrible idea - even Harvard's own website portrays it as a second master's degree for people who already have an MS in a public policy-oriented field and want to further their careers. Meanwhile Al doesn't have any master's degree, let alone one in public policy, and I can't find anything to suggest that's what he does in his day job with Harvard Cyberlaw Clinic: His faculty blurb lists him as an instructor while I can't ever recall him mentioning drafting or lobbying for model legislation/model policies for legislators/bureaucrats to implement. I know he was involved in a few lolsuits trying to read a right to HRT/SRS into the Constitution (yes, really) but an MPA wouldn't help him with that.

He's a moron. A Masters in Public Administration is for government bureaucrats, something he's never been. Based on his public lawyerings and other pronouncements he's not smart enough for a MPA either. I wouldn't be surprised if he loses he shit when he's told "that's the way things are done" about something he opposes. I don't think he should do it but he'd be better off just getting the Masters in Public Policy. We might want to keep on eye on if he switches in a year.

I also think it's funny he's yet again promising to quit Twitter. (But then tells everyone to catch him on the other sites he doesn't care about.)

 

[Cryin RN]

A Masters in Public Administration is for government bureaucrats, something he's never been.

He's going to run for office and he needs something to pad his resume and make him look useful.

Can you imagine his campaign posters listing his most famous tweets? Lmao

 

[stupid frog]

He's going to run for office and he needs something to pad his resume and make him look useful.

Can you imagine his campaign posters listing his most famous tweets? Lmao

I can imagine the counter ads with some of his famous tweets

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If far-right activist Alejandra Caraballo runs for office I definitely will compile that list of his wrong legal tweets to assist our hardworking political journalists that are the last line of defense for our democracy.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

He's going to run for office and he needs something to pad his resume and make him look useful.

That's the impression I got as well – looks like he's trying to bootstrap himself into a political career, and he's collecting these degrees in law, public administration, etc., because they're the sorts of backgrounds that lots of actual politicians come from. Therefore, he too will surely be set for a successful career as trans AOC (if Zooey Zephyr doesn't beat him to it) once he has the shiny new Harvard Master's under his belt to go along with the JD. In the meanwhile, he's tweeting up a storm to build his public persona of Badass Sexy Trans Lawyer Woman. Basically, he has a cargo cult understanding of how people build successful political careers.

Never mind the fact that he's an idiot who consistently talks out of his ass on every topic under the sun, and a repulsive troon who can't resist the urge to pose in his swimsuit at a convention for lawyers and take "professional" photos of himself topless underneath a suit jacket.

 

[Palla Strozzi]

He's going to run for office and he needs something to pad his resume and make him look useful.

That's the impression I got as well – looks like he's trying to bootstrap himself into a political career, and he's collecting these degrees in law, public administration, etc., because they're the sorts of backgrounds that lots of actual politicians come from.

He's already a censorious Democrat-party jannie (unpaid), aggressively ensuring other leftists fall in line on the latest alphabet-soup nonsense (and more and more often of late, also jumping in on other more mainstream issues) - maybe he thinks that if he gets a degree like this, a paying position with more prestige may eventuate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I could have sworn this fat Mexican asshole was part of the crew that turned up this morning to install a new Fiberoptic line, he's almost the guys identical twin, I had to double take when I went to take my dogs out, I genuinely thought Carabello was sitting in the truck eating a sandwich, its unnerving.

 

[JULAY]

Make up your mind Alex. Either uncle Elon should police slurs or he should not.

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He also kept bans on nigger, kike, faggot, etc. Which is his choice, since it's his platform. Is it censorship? Yes, but by no means "heavy censorship".

Which is also why Kiwi Farms is the last and only place on the web where you can say anything you want as long as it isn't something that is illegal under US law.

 

[AnOminous]

Big Al with another bad legal take.

Harvard takes another L from their association with this dickless faggot, incompetent at law. Why is this faggot on the staff at Harvard? It isn't from his competence at law, because he is clearly an imbecile. It is from cutting off his dick. That is literally his only accomplishment.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

If far-right activist Alejandra Caraballo runs for office I definitely will compile that list of his wrong legal tweets to assist our hardworking political journalists that are the last line of defense for our democracy.

Big Al ran for New York City Council and flamed out before the primaries and raised a mere 10k.



Big Al is playing fast and loose with the truth again.

The owner of a Michigan hair salon said she is refusing service to some members of the LGBTQ+ community. Christine Geiger, who owns Studio 8 Hair Lab in Traverse City, said in a Facebook post she is exercising her free speech by only allowing certain customers. “If a human identifies as anything other than a man/woman, please seek services at a local pet groomer,” the hair salon owner said. “You are not welcome at this salon. Period.”


Geiger doubled down in a post Sunday, July 9, on the Overheard in Traverse City Facebook group. She said she has no issue with lesbian, gay or bisexual customers, but said she will not support the “TQ+” community.

Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article277196783.html#storylink=cpy

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Big Al ran for New York City Council and flamed out before the primaries and raised a mere 10k.

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Big Al is playing fast and loose with the truth again,

The owner of a Michigan hair salon said she is refusing service to some members of the LGBTQ+ community. Christine Geiger, who owns Studio 8 Hair Lab in Traverse City, said in a Facebook post she is exercising her free speech by only allowing certain customers. “If a human identifies as anything other than a man/woman, please seek services at a local pet groomer,” the hair salon owner said. “You are not welcome at this salon. Period.”


Geiger doubled down in a post Sunday, July 9, on the Overheard in Traverse City Facebook group. She said she has no issue with lesbian, gay or bisexual customers, but said she will not support the “TQ+” community.

Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article277196783.html#storylink=cpy

This is hilarious, I’m no Ms. Cleo but I foresee business picking up for this woman once the average normie sees the disproportionate reaction to her mild statement. Big Al must’ve forgotten the golden rule, it’s a private company and she can do what she wants. Don’t like it, start your own hair salon! Why are they so mad anyway? Would any of them really let her near their hair, or is just more of the forced compliance they love so much? Imagine being this butthurt you can’t spend money at a place that despises everything you stand for.

While I was catching up on the thread it was pretty remarkable how many times big Al says “we will win” or some variation thereof, sandwiched between tweets about the ongoing genocide and how they’re all gonna be rapemurdered. The cope is visible from space. Also the Matt Walsh/Big Al dust up made me laugh. It seems as if Matt Walsh really got under his skin when he mentioned Al would have no legacy. These niggers act like they’re gonna be commemorated in the history books one day.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Big Al is playing fast and loose with the truth again,

Fantastic work as usual but I need to comment that Jesus Alex, that's some serious male-pattern baldness you just showed off in this profile pic!

 

[UncleTusky]

That's the impression I got as well – looks like he's trying to bootstrap himself into a political career, and he's collecting these degrees in law, public administration, etc., because they're the sorts of backgrounds that lots of actual politicians come from. Therefore, he too will surely be set for a successful career as trans AOC (if Zooey Zephyr doesn't beat him to it) once he has the shiny new Harvard Master's under his belt to go along with the JD. In the meanwhile, he's tweeting up a storm to build his public persona of Badass Sexy Trans Lawyer Woman. Basically, he has a cargo cult understanding of how people build successful political careers.

He's not Zooey Zephyr, he's the next John Flynt/Brianna Wu - he's too busy making inane Tweets to do the things that could actually get him elected like meeting with party leaders, holding rallies, etc. He might get attention from national activist groups or MSNBC but he would probably finish close to last on the ballot (assuming he could even get enough signatures to qualify in the first place, didn't Frank pay for signature collectors when John ran for Congress?).

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

He's not Zooey Zephyr, he's the next John Flynt/Brianna Wu - he's too busy making inane Tweets to do the things that could actually get him elected like meeting with party leaders, holding rallies, etc. He might get attention from national activist groups or MSNBC but he would probably finish close to last on the ballot (assuming he could even get enough signatures to qualify in the first place, didn't Frank pay for signature collectors when John ran for Congress?).

Political candidate Big Al brought in whopping 120 contributions with nearly 25% of his total coming from out of state.

Caraballo, Alejandra L * (2021) City Council District 35

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

He's not Zooey Zephyr, he's the next John Flynt/Brianna Wu

But does Alejandro have a cool motorcycle? I think not!

 

[AnOminous]

He's not Zooey Zephyr, he's the next John Flynt/Brianna Wu - he's too busy making inane Tweets to do the things that could actually get him elected like meeting with party leaders, holding rallies, etc.

Say what you like about ZZ Top, he managed to get elected as not just a Democrat in Montana but as a flaming pinko troon. That takes some political competence.