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Yet another celebrity does something foolish online while in the grip of Ambien. When will this chemical menace be stopped
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Good idea Ralph, take a picture from that trip where you called her whore, got kicked off a flight for being too drunk and retarded, and then had to immediately find a doctor in Italy to fill your xanax prescription. Ah, memories.
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Poor Rozie comes out of Meigh's diseased cunt looking more battered than Ralph after his Portugal trip and the first thing she sees is a gigantic, milk-leaking melanoma pressed against her face while an alien-looking semitic creature awkwardly claws at her head in a grotesque attempt at motherly affection.
It was over before it even started for the guntling.
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Don't forget she was hanging half way out for a 11 hour road trip to NY. "congrats on clawing your way out of that haunted womb, here suck on this gorilla nipple"
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Starving yourself for four days straight, WTF? Ralph, not only will that not help you loose weight (the response from you body being denied fuel will be to panic and kick into overdrive to try to store more energy, so you will wind up being even hungrier and consuming even more calories when you stop fasting), but when you combine that with your obvious drug use and the heat you get down in Mexico, it's downright dangerous.
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He took 15 mg of Xanax, 5 mg of Ambien and drank 18 beers but he was sleepy because of the Ambien, so it’s truuuuuu! If he had not taken those damn Ambien he would have been wide awake!
For about a decade Ambien was the great excuse of politicians and celebrities when they got DUIs or did something really stupid. You can rely on Ralph to not even come up with original excuses.
I know Ralph thinks his lies are believable but did he forget May lived with him for two years? Ralph might not have a clue what he’s like on 20 mg of Xanax and booze but May lived that nightmare for months, but that still won’t stop Ralph from trying to gaslight her. How dare Pantsu think his behavior is anything but the Ambien a doctor ordered Ralph to take due to the terrible insomnia caused by Pantsu not being in his arms at night! Matter of fact, it’s May’s fault he had to stream in that state last night.
How could anyone tolerate another human this full of sorry ass, lame excuses? His total refusal to ever accept responsibility or be honest makes him a solid gold retard to laugh at online, but I can’t imagine actually dealing with a person IRL.
Seems like Pantsu was dumb enough, in private, to accept the same caliber and level of bullshit Gunt peddles to morons online for a long time. I guess two years of Gunt reality hitting her like a hot frying pan to the face finally broke the spell.
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Damn, the horse has severe butterface and I always figured her body sort of compensated for that but those nasty ass straight-out-of-africa nigger nipples mean that Meigh is just all around 100% fugly. The best part is that Ralph has put his mouth on those nasty things. Poor Rozy.
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Fuck that baby is ugly.
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He's 218 pounds in the same universe he has an 8.5inch dick. Bragging about it doesn't make it true.
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More people would be sympathetic towards this position if Ralph himself did not have a history of doing exactly these things.
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Ralph is so fucking back.
He's talking about how other people would kill themselves if they were him, which is funny because at the same time he acts as if he's a big shot everyone is jealous of. Which is it Ralph, are we totally ralphajealous that we aren't you, or would we just ralphakill ourselves if we were?
Also lmao "they've convinced her am back on Xanax" nigga even if you aren't stop acting hard done by - why should she trust a word that comes out of your fat retarded mouth. You're lucky she still speaks to you.
He's talking about how other people would kill themselves if they were him, which is funny because at the same time he acts as if he's a big shot everyone is jealous of. Which is it Ralph, are we totally ralphajealous that we aren't you, or would we just ralphakill ourselves if we were?
Also lmao "they've convinced her am back on Xanax" nigga even if you aren't stop acting hard done by - why should she trust a word that comes out of your fat retarded mouth. You're lucky she still speaks to you.
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Ackchyually guys, it's not her nipple, it's her areola.
It was only a family in the most loosest of definitions.
It was only a family in the most loosest of definitions.
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Which both naturally darken and enlarge in pregnant women so the newborn can find the nipple easier.
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Lmao. Shameless. Ralph enjoys nothing more than kicking people he hates when they are down.
Why don’t you die Cancer Man!
Ralph is an apex example of a person who loves to dish it out but cries like a little bitch when it gets served back at him.
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It's not my fault my wife left me. It's got nothing to do with the fact I went on a months long bender and spent all the money on frivolous nonsense. The alogs did it. It's not that I am clearly in an altered state of mind now, and it's not that I have said I'm going on a bender if she doesn't come back to Mexico. Nor is it my fault she doesn't trust me to not take substances because she's seen my behaviour play out in person over two years. Nope, the alogs fucked my life up - not me.
Ralph is truly incapable of learning, maybe he gives lip service, maybe he does learn before promptly forgetting later on - who fucking knows, regardless this niggas brain don't work.
Never change Ralph.
As an addendum, these people are fucking brain-dead. I don't even know where to start on this:
Muh American Family idealism is just revisionist garbage regardless, but I could at least understand this if Ralph wasn't openly having sex with prostitutes, calling all women sluts, taking drugs, being drunk all the time, being a slovenly fat mess and an abusive piece of shit. If anyone throughout the ages have destroyed "The American Family" it was fat deadbeat POS father's like Ralph.
Ralph is truly incapable of learning, maybe he gives lip service, maybe he does learn before promptly forgetting later on - who fucking knows, regardless this niggas brain don't work.
Never change Ralph.
As an addendum, these people are fucking brain-dead. I don't even know where to start on this:
Muh American Family idealism is just revisionist garbage regardless, but I could at least understand this if Ralph wasn't openly having sex with prostitutes, calling all women sluts, taking drugs, being drunk all the time, being a slovenly fat mess and an abusive piece of shit. If anyone throughout the ages have destroyed "The American Family" it was fat deadbeat POS father's like Ralph.
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