Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

Zooming in on the address label, it's not good enough to know where it was sent, but enough to know it wasn't 157 Trail Ridge. That's a new fucking grill.

Not that it needed confirming, but it’s 103 Thomas Ct. in Greenbrier.

 

[Tiresome]

Not that it needed confirming, but it’s 103 Thomas Ct. in Greenbrier.

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That'll teach me to think Jack might someday ever do the reasonable thing.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm inclined to believe that Jack left the grill graveyard intact at the old house for the new homeowners to deal with.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm inclined to believe that Jack left the grill graveyard intact at the old house for the new homeowners to deal with.

And tried to spin it as him doing them a favor.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Feed Jack a Caprese sandwich, basil, tomato, with vegan mozzarella. He'll be dead before the second bite.

You'd be dead feeding anybody vegan mozzarella. That stuff is pure evil I tell you.

But yes. He'd be dead for the lack of meat and grease.

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If you need some inspiration to get or stay in shape, perhaps this post of a middle aged man making his family build a toy for him will inspire you to want more.

If there's one thing this faggot needs is another grill.

I'm inclined to believe that Jack left the grill graveyard intact at the old house for the new homeowners to deal with.

He probably left them by the curb to either be trashed or have somebody pick them up.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Great takedown video made by Jack Vlogs on the most recent F as in Frank catastrophe where fatass and his marginally more intelligent brother displayed their ignorance about everything with pride. The actual podcast video is diabolical and guaranteed to kill brain cells. Jack sounds completely retarded and can barely form sentences while his older brother spouts out strong opinions based on the modicum of knowledge he has on various subjects.

 

[ZipDisk]

Older brother? HOLY SHIT is that not evident. His brother's head does have a weird burn pattern where hair should be. What the fuck did he do to his scalp? Still looks 20 years younger than Jack.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Older brother? HOLY SHIT is that not evident. His brother's head does have a weird burn pattern where hair should be. What the fuck did he do to his scalp? Still looks 20 years younger than Jack.

He eats and promotes an almost exclusively carnivore diet. He also exercises and maintains a healthy weight and because of this he views himself as Mr Health and often pokes fun of people who are fat while Jack thumbs up every post. Almost all of Jack's knowledge about food comes from Charles. Charles recently stunned the global Oncology community when he unveiled his revolutionary theory about stopping cancer which is as easy as just stopping all carbs and letting the cancer starve and die. The issue lies with the fatass cancer patients who refuse to make simple life changes like Charles and just want the oncologist to prescribe them more meds developed by Big Pharma. That is how retarded Charles is and there is no doubt in my mind that him and Jagoff are related.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He eats and promotes an almost exclusively carnivore diet. He also exercises and maintains a healthy weight and because of this he views himself as Mr Health and often pokes fun of people who are fat while Jack thumbs up every post. Almost all of Jack's knowledge about food comes from Charles. Charles recently stunned the global Oncology community when he unveiled his revolutionary theory about stopping cancer which is as easy as just stopping all carbs and letting the cancer starve and die. The issue lies with the fatass cancer patients who refuse to make simple life changes like Charles and just want the oncologist to prescribe them more meds developed by Big Pharma. That is how retarded Charles is and there is no doubt in my mind that him and Jagoff are related.

His brother is where he got the idea that "carbs = unhealthy" which is why he had the verbal tic for a while of saying all you needed to make something healthy was to replace the sugar with some kind of sweetener.

And his brother is almost as stupid as Jagoff is.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

His brother is where he got the idea that "carbs = unhealthy" which is why he had the verbal tic for a while of saying all you needed to make something healthy was to replace the sugar with some kind of sweetener.

And his brother is almost as stupid as Jagoff is.

The Scalfani's are a dead end gene pool being the "Smartest" Scalfani is like being the tallest midget.

While Jack got the idea probably from Charles he latched on for the same reason all deathfats do he wants to eat meat, diary, and eggs and act like it's healthy. It's why so many are jumping from Keto to Carnivore they have an excuse to dump those "Nasty and Unhealthy" vegetables.

 

[ZipDisk]

But what the fuck is wrong with his scalp?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack is back to filming people who clearly don't like a camera shoved in their face. Also that poor person forced to wear the Jack shirt

Also, you can clearly see the wheelchair he has.

You can also hear Jack cooming when there was more meat.

EDIT: Of course Jack would rate an all you can eat place with shit loads of meat as the best restaurant

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Dude can barely even speak anymore. "Patay salad, a lul zweeder than nurml", "Bickled radizh", "Vried jickum", "guy-oh-za", "bagogee beef". He really looks like he didn't want to eat the broccoli. Interesting that he doesn't film the waitress, as he usually does. He's gorged himself so much that he's out of breath at the end and all he can think about is "BIG TV SCREENS".

 

[Super Hans v2]

Big ups to Jack for finally going to a place that has proper plates, but what kind of shithole serves soda in the can? This isn't some mom and pop place having to make a Wal-Mart run in a pinch, get a distributor and a soda fountain and stop pissing money away.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Big ups to Jack for finally going to a place that has proper plates, but what kind of shithole serves soda in the can? This isn't some mom and pop place having to make a Wal-Mart run in a pinch, get a distributor and a soda fountain and stop pissing money away.

Unironically prefer it in the can - I never trust that the machines are actually getting cleaned properly. They'll usually do the daily nozzle soak and wipedown, but you're supposed to flush the whole thing very regularly, and that rarely seems to happen.

A lot of smaller places in my area have in general moved to cans over fountains as a knock-on effect from the covid days when delivery was really your only option, and cans can't be beat on that front. If the store still has a high delivery volume post-covid then it doesn't make much sense to change.

 

[ZipDisk]

yumyum sauce is disgusting.

Jack did NOT like the $39.99 price tag, which is nice.

Jack thinks the mukbanging is the most interesting part of the video, while cutting what is actually interesting.

I do like that the place essentially fleeced Jack with picnic food.

Stuff yourself on cheap garbage, Jack.

The hostage guest is visibly uncomfortable, which is fun.

Lemon pepper chicken is about as spicy as a Tyson chicken patty.

Jack's review honestly seemed to be based on his shock with the size of the TV. No insights on the food, but honestly, why start now?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Who the hell is that lady and how much money did she borrow from the Scalfani's that she is actually wearing THAT particular CWJ shirt? She seriously looks like a hostage. I think sitting across from Jack ruined her appetite and every time they ask her for her opinion on the food she praises it in the most unconvincing way possible.


Also, I thought that the sanctimonious praying bitmoji was the most intolerable bitmoji in the fat man's arsenal. Well, I was wrong. He has used this multiple times in recent weeks. What the fuck is this even supposed to be? For all his whining about movies having an "agenda" and not depicting men being men he sure as shit is one proper nancy-boy.

 

[Crex Crex]

Bitmojis in 2023, Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is this even supposed to be? For all his whining about movies having an "agenda" and not depicting men being men he sure as shit is one proper nancy-boy.

Seeing that repulsive thing makes me want to see the real Jack get punched in the face. Guess I'll have to settle for him stroking out and dying.