Orbiter Cleo the Cat / Cleo Ralph / Ralphacat - Ethan’s kidnapped cat from Nora

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The only redeeming thing about Ralph is he absolutely adores that fucking cat.
He does? Did he put her in a cattery or get a cat sitter during his and Meigh’s vacations or did he just leave her to fend for herself?
 
Is Smoke atrophying in a dark room all alone, or did Ralph/Meigh toss Smoke out into the street to live as a stray? Hopefully the latter.
Harry Morris said that they lock Smoke into the bathroom because Cleo doesn't like him. So that poor cat spends all of its life locked in a small bathroom.
 
Don’t know if this is true or not but if it is true, rest in peace Cleo, you poor soul:
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Damn this is one of the few times I genuinely feel bad for Ralph.
He's a vindictive low minded faggot from a long line of Yankie Carpetbaggers but he always seemed to have a soft spot for that cat.
Pressing F for Cleo.
I'm pouring one out for the Ralphacat.
 
Damn this is one of the few times I genuinely feel bad for Ralph.
He's a vindictive low minded faggot from a long line of Yankie Carpetbaggers but he always seemed to have a soft spot for that cat.
Pressing F for Cleo.
I'm pouring one out for the Ralphacat.
I'm wondering if Ralph had anything to do with the cat's passing?

I would like to think not, but it is Ralph we are talking about and what is the deal with the other cat, Smoke?

It is disturbing that we haven't heard anything about her and I think Ralph is such a piece of shit and may be considering suicide, he had the cats put down, as part of him getting his affairs in order, whether he goes through with the suicide attempt or not.
 
im shocked the cat survived that long to be honest. maybe ralph is sad but his using it as an excuse to get drunk again.

anywhere is better then being around Ethen ralph.
 
I haven’t seen Ralph try to grift off this, even just to throw it into the mix with all of the other endless terrible shit that comprises his life. I wonder if that means it’s too painful to mention or, if he put the cat down like @Gravityqueen4life posits, he feels too bad about it. Maybe I’m giving him too much credit. Probably.
 
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I haven’t seen Ralph try to grift off this, even just to throw it into the mix with all of the other endless terrible shit that comprises his life. I wonder if that means it’s too painful to mention or, if he put the cat down like @Gravityqueen4life posits, he feels too bad about it. Maybe I’m giving him too much credit. Probably.
Losing a pet is really hard, especially if they're all you have in your life.
 
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