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haha raw beef go brrrrMost updooted comment on his pizza oven video.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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fuckwit extraordinaire
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Jfc Jack propping up his meat log of an arm remnant in the Vevor video. The shit is discolored mate what the fuck are you doing to it nigger.
Pizza Oven by Drop Shittor.
Jack is weirdly smug and sassy here. I don't like it.
Jack fellates his pizza slicer.
Him having the oven set up on a glass table was exciting, but my hopes were dashed, it didn't shatter and burn the house down.
Jack yells at the dog again.
Holy fuck those pizzas look like a war crime.
I bet he made Tammy eat the burned one.
Will Jack hang himself in the fall? We can only hope.
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Best username/post combo. But it says you're "fresh meat", confusingly.
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I love how Jack shows the shipping label on the screen as if he's shoving it in the face of doxers yet his camera is such hot garbage, one can barely make sense of it anyway.
He starts off by introducing the cheap accessories as if his braindead audience doesn't know what they are. "This is a pair of thongs, this is a pizza cutter, this is cardboard wrapping and this is the label" yes Jack we know what they are.
Like any Amerimutt backyard, it's perfectly trimmed and a haven of flies, yuck. He claims it's going to take some practice to use the pizza oven correctly, seriously?
Oh, it's Jack.
Also, this is the purchase link (don't click).
https:// s .vevor.com/bfQnLwThat's essentially an affiliate link. So Jack was paid to do this review, yet he didn't even have the decency to ask them how to pronounce the company's name. Shocker.
By the way, that pizza oven appears to be a clone of some Britbong brand called Ooni, which sells for over $400+.
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That crust is so black that my brain didn't even register that it was part of the pizza until I looked closer. Our Italian chef, ladies and gentlemen!
Marisa
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jack is showing off his mastery of bargaining.
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i wonder where this idea came from...
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Woggie's child bride
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That involves manual dexterity and two working hands, so no.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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"Cookie With Jaxso" I think even the speech-to-text is making fun of him at this point
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I'll take an actual Russian Roulette over anything Jack produces.
Thanks.
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I thought he started a new channel for a minute where he’d eat cookies he made in a smoker"Cookie With Jaxso" I think even the speech-to-text is making fun of him at this point
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Omg, get that harness off that poor fucking dog. Jfc, these people.
It looks so uncanny and painful. Idk much about strokes, but I wonder if that shit tingles like when your foot falls asleep.
Also, I noticed Jack said this was his first time out on that patio. Said it was because of his "illness." That's pretty sad, because it shouldn't be that hard for him to hobble outside or have someone wheel him out there or something. Is it his own lack of interest in his own backyard, or is it that the rest of his family is so sick of him that they won't provide the basic amount of help to get him out there (which I wouldn't even blame them for)? It's a flat, elevated surface. It shouldn't be that hard to get him out there. And a normal human being would find such scenery to be really enriching, especially if they're crippled and can't do literally anything else.
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I hope he reviews a prosciutto stand for his next video
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Wow, Jack, you really went all out on that cheese. I can tell by the way it did not completely melt that it is really the good shit.
I cannot believe they are still making videos. Does it even generate positive revenue for them at this point? It just seems like Tammy is fucking with him.
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No way those posts are real, I refuse to believe it.
Woggie's child bride
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Jack doesn't make videos for the money, he does it for the feeling of fame and success. Whether he breaks even or not really depends on what you count as the costs of video production, most of it is shit he'd probably end up buying anyway, so as long as he's making *something* it could be considered positive revenue
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Or they're just OEMs of the same chinkware and this other company is more cheeky about their pricing.
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Hold on? I thought the water in Hendersonville was too hard which is why he had so many kidney stones? Now it's because he ate broccoli? If so I'm sure we can look back at his recipes where he's made broccoli usually doused in cheese and fat and grease and happily ate it. Unless this is a recent thing and he's been listening to Charles about broccoli being bad.
And of course he gets pissy about the food not being Korean. Although he should have clapped back with some of the meat being "bulgogi".
It's usually one of those "celebration" things where you go out after work because you've done a good job that month and your boss picks up the tab. It's a way to build morale. But it's like all those "all you can eat" joints where you never get the full value you paid for and the food is decent but not great.
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