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Being fat and lazy (and American) doesn't help.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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More like some seriously good cocaine, he's gonna feel so out of place and dejected he's gonna go hard this time. He's the creepy old man that never grew up hanging out with a bunch maladjusted men in their early twenties,its a recipe for disaster. In fact I'm convinced it will be a repeat of DC, having Ethan around is like having the words biggest target painted on your back, counter protesters should be the least of Nicks worries as the alogs are relentless.
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Groypers are gonna pay his ransom one day
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He got like a whopping $20 more since posting this. The allowance has run dry.
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It’s a damn shame we won’t get to see the poor AFrican who invited Ralph into his home watch as Ralph chases Xanax with booze while having imaginary conversations with others. Is there a moment of reflection? Will he just COPE and just tell himself Ralph is under stress? Or is he a secret alog who’s going to be dropping dets later.
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defamation is not a crime in california. average guuntlings understanding of law.
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Gunt stealing a bad joke. Wonder if he even asked if he could use it? Ralph didn’t even know who Federer was but he totally missed his opportunity to name drop based, anti-vax Djokovic who’s getting ready to win Wimbledon again tomorrow.
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Interesting contrast from Ralph's (relative) peak career trip to Knoxville.
Knoxville was probably the most fun he ever had, but the OG family gunt pic made him seethe. Unfortunately, he prefers to cope in the most white trash midget retarded way imaginable, and it went downhill from there. Post-Corn Ralph is why "King of the Sektur" is a meme.
TBF, the first trip was almost a disaster in it's own right. Warski waited until the last second to do the blood test because he was retarded or trying to pass a drug test. <Tonka arc ensues>
Then, Warski is retarded (again) and flies to Nashville instead of Knoxville. Ralph livestreamed and the Corn Universe-Ralph began taking root. Hard to believe how much Ethan has fucked himself in 4.5 years.
He even made a retarded (in retrospect, likely stimulant-fueled), joke at himself about JCaesar (aka Rad Roberts) before his thinskinned behavior went into overdrive. It's not a surprise a primordial man that logs in to comment on porn sites ends up this way.
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I sure hope so, he should also transfer all of his debt to his treacherous whore of a wife
Imagine fucking someone's daughter so hard, that the dude gets PERMANENTLY DISABLED TWO YEARS AFTER THE FACT.
VICKERS ETERNALLY BUCK BROKEN BY ETHAN RALPH
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On the plus side Ralph has shown up to the gay pride parade drunk and looking like a plague victim. Anyone sober person, looking in the mirror, would have blown off the event and decided to stay off camera until they didn't look like plague victim. Luckily Ralph has been so blitzed for the past week he didn't even notice how grotesque he is IRL but his "My hero is O'Day" speech changed all that.
So now Smooth Skin is paranoid, but he also has to show his hideous mug at the gay femme boy rally today. He will need more liquid courage for that. I really hope they do make Ralph speak. Nick doesn't like being upstaged by the apex lolcow but having Ralph speak is the only way to get his view count up besides the bots.
I really look forward to the public humiliation ritual that Ralph has signed on for this weekend bearing some quality fruit, if not quantity.
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She probably already has incurred debt because of him, she signed for the truck that he's not paying for, she signed for the Richmond apartment they bailed and owe 9k on, he was using her debit cards and paypal account for their entire relationship, and no doubt her name is on the Mexican hovel as it was her Air BnB account they were using before Harry shut it down. Who knows what other retarded shit the horse has done.
It's just undeniable proof that he is a lolcow to the core. He could've leaned into the gunt joke, shut his mouth, stopped trying to lie about literally everything to portray himself as a 6 foot tall silver spoon chad, and not dipped his micro into the worst women imaginable and he would be in a very different place today. The only consistent thing about Ralph, other than telling lies, is he will always make the worst decision possible.
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I don't doubt that Ralph is causing Vickers all this shit. The mind's a powerful thing and it has the power to destroy your body if you get stressed out for too long.
I was watching the Kino Casino last week and even they were telling him to settle things with Ralph for the well being of his grandson. These guys were just absolutely fucking jubilant over Ralph getting back on his addictions so they could have content for their show again. But even they don't want Vickers' kino.
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A "physiognomist" on twitter analyzed Ethan's physiognomy a while ago. A pretty fitting description of him.
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Sperging on Twitter. Alogs can't afford $30 cigars and the $400 Guccis and 3k diamond ring. Just a screen recording, don't want to waste time screencapping and archiving this imbeciles drivel.
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To get damages in an IIED tort you have to allege that you suffered material physiological harm as a result of the torment. Vickers is writing what he hopes will be the bare minimum to get it through a later stage in court.
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Is masshole groyper EsoShaggy? I haven't been paying attention, but EsoFaggot dropped off gunt licking duty as soon as he was face doxed and now all I see is this masshole dude blowing ralph 24/7 instead.