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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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AnOminous said:
Trying to kill yourself with an OD of benzos is so pathetic even a teenage girl would be embarrassed by it. You have a greater chance of dying from quitting them.
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That would require discomfort on his part. He has done everything he can to avoid that. No, if he were to actually have the ability to end it (spoiler: he does not), it would have to be quick and painless. And he is too dumb to figure out how to buy a black market gun without getting arrested. And he no longer has the wiggermobile (why not? Who knows), so high speeding it into a bridge support is off the table. And admittedly, as drunk as he is just baseline, he would probably walk away from the wreck.

No, he won't do it, not just he is a giant vagina, but because he is incapable of it.
 
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KneeLengthCock said:
That would require discomfort on his part. He has done everything he can to avoid that. No, if he were to actually have the ability to end it (spoiler: he does not), it would have to be quick and painless. And he is too dumb to figure out how to buy a black market gun without getting arrested. And he no longer has the wiggermobile (why not? Who knows), so high speeding it into a bridge support is off the table. And admittedly, as drunk as he is just baseline, he would probably walk away from the wreck.

No, he won't do it, not just he is a giant vagina, but because he is incapable of it.
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Ethan is far too self absorbed in his own ego to commit Sudoku, don't get me wrong, hes absolutely wallowing in self pity but he hates josh and alogs too much to ever take his own life, it will be on his terms with zanies and makers mark. Who could of predicted our dear leader making an off comment on his podcast about starting a family could cause Ralph to fuck up his life in such a way that he'll end up selling his kidneys at a heavily discounted price to local cartels to make ends meet.
 
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When I think about a dead Gunt lying in the warm casa del gunto I always have flashbacks of the Chris Farley death pics. But I think the smell is even worse in Mexico.
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So let me get this straight -

Ralph pretends like he's not going to Ft. Lauderdale. Makes excuses - truck is in the shop, Uber won't go that far, busses won't run that late, etc. This was presumably to throw off Vickers' Service Squad, make them not show up because they'd think Ralph wasn't showing up.

But Ralph got so much shit for missing YET ANOTHER flight/trip that he made up the story about renting a car to placate people. Signaling to Vickers' SS that he WOULD make his flight to Ft. Lauderdale, completely defeating the purpose of lying in the first place.

Ralph lands, has some groyper tweet that Ralph is in a 'safe place' after landing at Ft. Lauderdale while Ralph was actually still in the airport terminal waiting out Vickers' SS. I guess he thought that if THEY thought they missed him exiting they'd just leave. But they just waited by the exits anyway and Ralph got served twice.

Why go through ALL THAT EFFORT to dodge service when:

1. He already got served with fuckin Godfather toilet papers the last time he tried to dodge service, he knows he can't avoid it forever - after all, he's going to the Fuentes rally it's not like the Vickers SS can't just go THERE and serve him
2. Everyone knows it's a lolsuit - Vickers is filing PRO SE, all Ralph has to do is get a lawyer willing to draft an anti-SLAPP and Ralph will cruise to victory.
3. Wouldn't the Ralphamale thing to do be to stand tall and strong and face your challenges like a man? Dodging service is such a womanly thing to do. He's acting like a teenage girl trying to hide from her parents after the got the $800 phone bill.

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Maybe it's just because he's not "in-studio" but does it sound to anyone else like he's fake slurring?
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
Gunt's not dead, folks

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Honestly, I actually agree with Ralph here - Vickers is such a fucking sped lol

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You haven't suffered through many legal documents if you don't recognize standard pain and suffering lawsuit copy and paste bullshit. Vicker's just swiped this text from a thousand other ones, maybe with the help of chatbotGPT.
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There is this faggot saying that Ralph is in Florida...

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LMAO. Ralph served at Nick's gay pride parade. Not even suicide can save Ralph from getting served at dumb, poorly attended, retard-right events.
 
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Pentamidine said:
So let me get this straight -

Ralph pretends like he's not going to Ft. Lauderdale. Makes excuses - truck is in the shop, Uber won't go that far, busses won't run that late, etc. This was presumably to throw off Vickers' Service Squad, make them not show up because they'd think Ralph wasn't showing up.

But Ralph got so much shit for missing YET ANOTHER flight/trip that he made up the story about renting a car to placate people. Signaling to Vickers' SS that he WOULD make his flight to Ft. Lauderdale, completely defeating the purpose of lying in the first place.

Ralph lands, has some groyper tweet that Ralph is in a 'safe place' after landing at Ft. Lauderdale while Ralph was actually still in the airport terminal waiting out Vickers' SS. I guess he thought that if THEY thought they missed him exiting they'd just leave. But they just waited by the exits anyway and Ralph got served twice.

Why go through ALL THAT EFFORT to dodge service when:

1. He already got served with fuckin Godfather toilet papers the last time he tried to dodge service, he knows he can't avoid it forever - after all, he's going to the Fuentes rally it's not like the Vickers SS can't just go THERE and serve him
2. Everyone knows it's a lolsuit - Vickers is filing PRO SE, all Ralph has to do is get a lawyer willing to draft an anti-SLAPP and Ralph will cruise to victory.
3. Wouldn't the Ralphamale thing to do be to stand tall and strong and face your challenges like a man? Dodging service is such a womanly thing to do. He's acting like a teenage girl trying to hide from her parents after the got the $800 phone bill.
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Gunt is not a smart man.
 
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Pentamidine said:
2. Everyone knows it's a lolsuit - Vickers is filing PRO SE, all Ralph has to do is get a lawyer willing to draft an anti-SLAPP and Ralph will cruise to victory.
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He may be enough of a retard he's even using SPECTREE which would be even worse than filing pro se.
 
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