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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Rage Pig said:
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Slurring your words and talking about how O.J Simpson is your hero in a restaurant. The man behind you is trying to eat his burger and this rosetta, acne-ridden faced :gunt: is over your shoulder hollering about the defamation and shieet. It's a good look, not gonna lie. :story:

God luck and godspeed against Vickers. I hope for a Total Ralphamale W!
 
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Rage Pig said:
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He's claiming to be someone else like every week.
First he's Hunter S Thompson
Now he's OJ Simpson.

I'm waiting for him to claim to be Phil Burnell.
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I'm dying to know who agreed to let Gunt room with them in Florida. Whether it's a local with a sofa or some idiot with a hotel room. They got to be really worried after seeing these airport videos at what's coming their way this evening.
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I assume he's made a long series of bookings with black hookers who have hotel rooms in the area. Not sure what he's going to do when they refuse to take pesos.
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
HOT OFF THE PRESS! Ethan has been served
status: he was absolutely out of his mind on substances and could barely respond
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Ethan, you want to attend the Groyper pride rally without getting served. You have one of two options.

1. Quietly board a plane and fly to the state sponsored homosexuality convention.
2. Fake your death in the most retarded fucking way possible. When I say retarded, I mean you honestly expected The Sektur to believe that someone who's gone out of his way to alienate every living person close to you would have someone log onto your social media accounts and say "Ethan's dead." Then you fly out to meet people who have heard about your "death" only to have them tweet that you're alive. Then you get served anyway because the best laid plan of a literal pill streaming pig was fucked from the word go.

MirnaMinkoff said:
I'm dying to know who agreed to let Gunt room with them in Florida. Whether it's a local with a sofa or some idiot with a hotel room. They got to be really worried after seeing these airport videos at what's coming their way this evening.
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I imagine some Groyper who thinks he can party with Ralph. He might have plenty of booze and drugs, but he'll have to settle for Ralph's sloppy seconds.
 
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LOL, so in short:
  • Not a single person (outside from Ralph's exceptional paypigs) believed his suicide bait.
  • Ralph is not even going to bother addressing the "I am dead" post and 15h silence, not even a half assed "I was hacked" excuse, nor "I fooled you Potter", nothing.
  • He's going to conveniently ignore the fact that the reactions to said post were mostly celebrating his demise.
  • All of this was a brilliant scheme (brought to you by Xanax) just to avoid service.
  • He got served anyway. Twice.
  • He immediately proceeds to sit at a restaurant, seethe about being served, and announces to the world the fact he was served (with a video calling OJ Simpson his "hero") so that even more people can mock him (
  • Ralph looks like he is actually dying, rotting from the inside out. I guess he really abuses those beauty filters whenever he is in control because the difference is incredible.
  • Ralph also sounds like he is dying (also brought to you by Xanax).
  • He's going to continue the charade of pretending to be clean, I guess he thinks the new "Ambien" + "I'm so tired" excuse is good enough to keep the paypigs donating.
  • He's not even bothering to lower his dosage to a point that doesn't make him sound like a retarded hobo anymore. His audience will believe whatever he tells them anyway.
  • He gets to Florida and because he doesn't have friends or family his best option is to tweet "someone come get me from the airport".
  • He's too broke to pay for a motel so he's staying with paypigs instead.
I gotta admit I did not see some of these twists coming. Obviously not the "I died" and his magical resurrection but the fact that it was just because of his fear of being served (although I suspect he also saw an opportunity to try to force the horse into getting in touch with him out of guilt).

Also. did the same guy serve him twice or were there multiple Vickers simps waiting to give him the same papers? It sounds like the same guy served him twice and the other guy behind Ralph was his "backup"/was supposed to film it, but I'm not really sure.

All in all, it seems like we could get some promising content out of this trip, but the last few times Ralph went anywhere he never even bothered to stream outside of hotel bathrooms because he's afraid of being "found". It can go either way, but since there'll be Fuentes simps there streaming, it's likely that there will be some wild Ralph sightings in the next few days.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
He gets to Florida and because he doesn't have friends or family his best option is to tweet "someone come get me from the airport".
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correction: "someone come poach me from the airport"

Also I'm not convinced this charade was to avoid being served, I 100% believe he was suicide baiting so that Nick the fag Fuentes would respond to his calls/texts and say "Alright big guy, I can see you're really down in the dumps, you need some quality time with your loyal friends that you don't even know or talk to but they'll tolerate you because of me, come on down to florida, put your feet up, eat the whole tray of brownies, but you gotta sit at the kiddie table and I can't talk to you in public, because optics." "thanks nick i appreciate it, andrew tate says thanks too"
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Nick the fag Fuentes would respond to his calls/texts and say "Alright big guy, I can see you're really down in the dumps, you need some quality time with your loyal friends that you don't even know or talk to
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He actually said as much on stream that he told Nick that he couldn't afford the $200 ticket and that he would pay him back later but Nick waived the ticket price for the dear old junkyard dog because Nick saw that "he needed to be around his groyper killstream friends".
 
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i find it hard to dislike Ralph too much when he is this drunk and high
its like trying to dislike a squirrel being swung around those ring traps they use to stop them from eating bird seed
you just think to yourself "huh, look at him go, hes spinning really really fast"
 
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