🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

i was as confused as Ralph is right now trying to download this video, a simple right click and we're good
video of Ralph being served

He reminds me of a little old man in a centre for people with dementia in this video.
Meekly questioning who he is, looks frail, sounds frail, sounds a bit scared and overwhelmed by the situation actually. The weight loss has actually just made him look like a puny old man more than before even, at least the fat would cover his puny frame.

I know the questions about his sobriety have been there since he claimed to get clean, but I stand by the fact he was probably clean for a month. Maybe not entirely, but he was on a level whereby he wasn't out of his mind. I know people might say he would do this behind closed doors, but with his addiction to Twitter I doubt he could have kept the facade up.

Clearly starting the other day he has had a full on relapse, probably because he has realised Meigh aint coming back so there is no point in trying to manipulate her by getting clean for a little while.

If it gets as bad as last time it could actually kill the guy, without someone to wake him up.

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https://archive.ph/p580w

He sounds like an 8 year old doing a report on his favourite book.

 

[break these cuffs]

He actually said as much on stream that he told Nick that he couldn't afford the $200 ticket and that he would pay him back later but Nick waived the ticket price for the dear old junkyard dog because Nick saw that "he needed to be around his groyper killstream friends".

I genuinely hope Ralph has the time of his life in Florida. It won't be anything more than zoomers tolerating a completely blitzed Gunt slurring and stumbling because their twink dad told them too, but Ralph won't be able to tell the difference. I'd like to see him make memories as seen through a rose colored haze. The crushing existence of his self-imposed Mexican exile will hit so much harder when he gets back home if he enjoys this

It'll likely just make him pillstream harder, but maybe he'll go on more gunt excursions or think about moving back to the US so he can be with "friends". His Vegas trips lay a blueprint for him trying chasing happiness away from home. This South of the Border Pillsteam arc needs to end one way or another.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I genuinely hope Ralph has the time of his life in Florida. It won't be anything more than zoomers tolerating a completely blitzed Gunt slurring and stumbling because their twink dad told them too, but Ralph won't be able to tell the difference. I'd like to see him make memories as seen through a rose colored haze. The crushing existence of his self-imposed Mexican exile will hit so much harder when he gets back home if he enjoys this

It'll likely just make him pillstream harder, but maybe he'll go on more gunt excursions or think about moving back to the US so he can be with "friends". His Vegas trips lay a blueprint for him trying chasing happiness away from home. This South of the Border Pillsteam arc needs to end one way or another.

More than likely, it will end in his death. One that is confirmed and not a gayop.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Always a smart move to compare yourself to OJ Simpson, as a violent felon in several ongoing legal battles and DVROs.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

More than likely, it will end in his death. One that is confirmed and not a gayop.

If the gunt dies, can we get a Kiwi Coin with a pill bottle on it?

 

[Muppetstudios]

Comparing yourself to a man who murdered his wife when youre trying to convince your other half to come back

 

[Elmo]

Comparing yourself to a man who murdered his wife when youre trying to convince your other half to come back

If this doesn't convey to Pantsu that Ralph thinks about killing her if she ever tries to leave again is very real if she ever returns.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

His filters do so much heavy lifting it's always a little unnerving when I see his true Bloodborne physiognomy.

 

[justforthis]

Ralph today:
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Ralph needs to learn how to use spaces.

 

[AnOminous]

Comparing yourself to a man who murdered his wife when youre trying to convince your other half to come back

And trying to convince a court you aren't a threat to any women or children (but definitely not men) around you.

 

[Cringestorian X]

more footage from this guy named RushPabst on twitter who is a cog fan and obsessed with beating andy warski for some reason

i was as confused as Ralph is right now trying to download this video, a simple right click and we're good
video of Ralph being served

edit : nvm, found the clean version on poast

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm blown away by the smooth brains claiming he's faking his slur. This wigger is mad fucked up. The most astonishing thing to me out of everything though is that Ralph is somehow whiter than my Irish ass cheeks whilst he's living in fucking Mexico.

Edit* Judging from the footage, I think he may actually be a staggeringly tall 5'4". Kudos bud! You're not officially a midget person of hight difficulties.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm blown away by the smooth brains claiming he's faking his slur. This wigger is mad fucked up.

I suppose he's faking his obvious alcoholic rosacea too.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

The most astonishing thing to me out of everything though is that Ralph is somehow whiter than my Irish ass cheeks whilst he's living in fucking Mexico.

my theory is Ralphs general hatred for all that is stable and sober on Earth probably leaves him impervious to the rays of the sun
the alcohol dries his skin out so much that it beats the sun to the punch, when Ralph walks outside the sun thinks "what is there even left to damage, he looks like he has pox already?"

 

[Burd Turglar]

I suppose he's faking his obvious alcoholic rosacea too.

It's just a common side effect of massive drug and alcohol abuse Ozempic. Everything is A-OK.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's tough.

 

[ditto]

This was just posted to his Telegram channel:
https://t.me/theralphretort
Is this real? Did Ralph get hacked again?
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Wait, he's only 37?!

 

[Pentamidine]

> RushPabst on twitter who...[is] obsessed with beating andy warski for some reason

The lore here is - RushPabst went to Ralph's swamp and to Ronnie's shack. Warski and PPP gently disavowed this IRL alogging. That's literally it - that disavowal made RushPabst declare PPP and Warski blood enemies.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's tough.

Imagine you've harnessed the power to travel through time. You find yourself in a car sitting next to pre-gamergate Ralph. He's almost unrecognizable because he's not the fat bifurcated gunt you know he'll be. You show him this side by side picture in the hopes he doesn't completely fuck up his life by being the living embodiment of an anti drug PSA.

What is young Ralph's response?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Imagine you've harnessed the power to travel through time. You find yourself in a car sitting next to pre-gamergate Ralph. He's almost unrecognizable because he's not the fat bifurcated gunt you know he'll be. You show him this side by side picture in the hopes he doesn't completely fuck up his life by being the living embodiment of an anti drug PSA.

What is young Ralph's response?

HIDE AND WATCH