Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Woggle-Vlog "99" - New Patron Rewards (Now Deleted)
After more than a decade using YouTube (16 hours a day) Cherie still isn't entirety sure how it works...



Woggle- Vlog 99 - Patreon Rewards Updated​

She figured it out, eventually...


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I never noticed those patchy hairs on Wogglehomunculus' balding misshapen head, fucking gross...
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Probably in equal parts because @WogglebugLover/IClone aren't able to render anything close to a detailed textured model for love nor Wogglebucks...

Woggle-Vlog 100 - Website Needs Funds​

Literally begs (again) for 50 bug bucks to keep her zero traffic site afloat, like an actual junkie desperately scrounging for her next Wogglefix...


Pathetic...
Guess the Wogglemerch ain't flying of the shelves like the cockroach it so accurately resembles...

She's currently/allegedly making
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So what are you spending it on if not your stupidly pricey wogsite you covetous blobfish?!
Again, just pathetic...

I've always fucking despised this one shot she always uses to push her crap...

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Get what you pay for I suppose, Mr. Thoroughly Creepy Highly Lascivious WoggleMAP...
Super fucking gross!
 
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Literally begs (again) for 50 bug bucks to keep her zero traffic site afloat, like an actual junkie desperately scrounging for her next Wogglefix...
She's getting money for her Woggle plushes but then sells them at such a discounted rate and probably needs to pay for shipping which means she's in the red all the time.

How about figuring out how much they cost per unit, how much it costs to ship and work out an amount that then works for you to actually make some money? But no. It's easier to practically give them away because this way she spreads the Wogglelove and she hopes that someday it's going to come back to her.

But I'm thinking if she loses her domain somebody needs to scoop it up and just turn it into a softcore porn site for Woggie and Froggy. Make it a real "Wogglebug Love Productions" site.
 
Make it a real "Wogglebug Love Productions" site.
You know, it just struck me: there is pretty much no actual love in Wogglebug Love franchise.
All main characters - Woggy, Froggy, Christoph, Theodora, Antibo, Dorian, Letitia, Prince and Princess - are single and appear to be uninterested in romantic pursuits. Out of all the pirates in the last movie only one is in a relationship and clearly doesn't treat it seriously because his lover is missing.
Couples we see - Sylvie's adoptive parents and Ethano and Lexia - never show any kind of affection for each other.
The only kind of emotional connection we see is that between a parent and a child and between a mentor and his protegee.
 
You know, it just struck me: there is pretty much no actual love in Wogglebug Love franchise.
All main characters - Woggy, Froggy, Christoph, Theodora, Antibo, Dorian, Letitia, Prince and Princess - are single and appear to be uninterested in romantic pursuits. Out of all the pirates in the last movie only one is in a relationship and clearly doesn't treat it seriously because his lover is missing.
Couples we see - Sylvie's adoptive parents and Ethano and Lexia - never show any kind of affection for each other.
The only kind of emotional connection we see is that between a parent and a child and between a mentor and his protegee.
In other words Cynthia has no idea what actual love is. But then you look at her and it's obvious why.
 
That girl is clearly meant to be Cherie. Sylvie has blonde hair.
It doesn't look retarded enough to be her.
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Silvie has decided dirty blonde hair, maybe a lil darker when she's been locked in the dungeon & is allowed sunlight to go with her Sunkist.
Some of the original models had Sylvie as a brunette but I imagine this model was superior, so Cheri's autism had to deal w/it.
Silvie's obviously some sorta poorly developed self insert, but then Cheri wants her avatar Cynthia to actually get to interact with her Woggledaddy.


Developing story:
For those of you paying attention I've been on the scene reporting from Genoma & had another meeting with FROG THROAT I was also told my life may be in danger.(Possibly for my Genoma Pride Coverage.Not too worried, Cheri sends us cease and desist letters once and a while, but they read like she payed some pajeet from Fivrr & we just throw them away. Hopefully she hasn't developed any mail bomb skills- afaik.

-I'm in a secure location right now but I'm gonna be dropping a bomb in the next few days.
The people/kiwis/Wogglebug fans deserve to know the truth...
-Frog Throat threw in an extra couple documents you may or may not have seen yet- supposedly they're clues to something- but I'm not

sure what they mean yet...


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More shocking update coming-

[If i for some reason disappear there are some obvious suspects to talk to... & find Frog Throat- I'm not sure who to trust right now.]
 

Woggle-Vlog 100 (#2) - New Merch​




Cherie backtracked and launched new merch (wall clock, lunch box, note book and pins).

Once again, really outstanding job at not showing the actual products.

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I still find her voice really grating. The dead, monotone delivery of every announcement doesn't help.
 
You know, it just struck me: there is pretty much no actual love in Wogglebug Love franchise.
All main characters - Woggy, Froggy, Christoph, Theodora, Antibo, Dorian, Letitia, Prince and Princess - are single and appear to be uninterested in romantic pursuits. Out of all the pirates in the last movie only one is in a relationship and clearly doesn't treat it seriously because his lover is missing.
Couples we see - Sylvie's adoptive parents and Ethano and Lexia - never show any kind of affection for each other.
The only kind of emotional connection we see is that between a parent and a child and between a mentor and his protegee.
That's not quite true, Wogglebug has shown his commitment to his homosexual releationship to Frog Prince numerous times. While their actual display of love is fairly surfacelevel and shallow, they're definitely committed
 
This goes to @Illuminati Order Official and everyone else here.

The franchise is called "Wogglebug Love Productions" because it's dedicated to getting people to love the Wogglebug (especially children) which was what the polar opposite of his life in Oz was like. Which is why it's for the best he's in Genoma like he never lived in Oz at all. And his theme throughout the series is he learns it is what you learn after you learn it all that really matters. And first and foremost is that he learns about love and kindness in its forms. And he also evolves into a hero at increasingly higher levels as the series progresses. This is why it will be in the second to last movie that he actually finds any romantic love. And it will be in the Beetle Princess and not the Frogman. The Frogman was brought in literally just to be a confidante to him on another level than Sylvie is, and to also be the best man at the wedding of him and the Beetle Princess. And that's it!

And since it's my movie series and franchise I can tell the story of it any way I want to. I could have the Wogglebug and Sylvie get married when she grows up if I wanted that. But that is NOT the way I wish to tell the story. As certainly as I do NOT wish to have the Wogglebug and Frogman be lovers let alone ever get married. I have to have Wogglebug marry the Beetle Princess because it was a vision and a plan I had literally before the beginning of the franchise and the inception of the movie series. Plus, I see it as only proper that he marry a female of his own species, especially because I want him to have children of his own. And I used to write stories about him and his wife and twin sons all the time and shared them with my friends who loved them. So, I just could never change that from happening in the movie series for anyone or anything.
 
Good to see you back. Did you play my game in which Wogglebug is 100% straight and promises Frogman to make him his best man?

The franchise is called "Wogglebug Love Productions" because it's dedicated to getting people to love the Wogglebug (especially children) which was what the polar opposite of his life in Oz was like.
I don't think it's very successful at this.

Which is why it's for the best he's in Genoma like he never lived in Oz at all.
Haven't you written a story in which Wogglebug moves from Oz to Genoma?

And his theme throughout the series is he learns it is what you learn after you learn it all that really matters.
You fail to convey this. From the very first movie he's portrayed as the second smartest and most knowledgeable person in the series - there is very little space to grow when you're already at the top. Now if you did what we told you to do and portray him as flawed - it would be great because through the series he can overcome those flaws. This is not the case here.

And first and foremost is that he learns about love and kindness in its forms.
No, he doesn't. He always means well, always tries his best and solves every problem people have with ease. Wogglebug in Magic Wish is exactly the same Wogglebug from Enchanted Forest. He hasn't learned any form of kindness because as you portray it, he already knows them all and excels at expressing them.

And he also evolves into a hero at increasingly higher levels as the series progresses.
This is not an RPG game or Dragon Ball Z. I know it may be difficult to understand with your autism but stories are not about levels. Stories are about characters and their interactions with the world.
Basic formula would be:
Character encounters an obstacle -> Character fails to overcome the obstacle -> Character learns from his failure through interactions with other characters and the world -> Character overcomes the initial obstacle.
Your formula is:
Character encounters an obstacle -> Character overcomes the obstacle.
You fail at understanding that it's about the journey, not the destination. People like to see their characters struggle and grow, they cherish victories when they are earned.
If it was an RPG game, Wogglebug Love would be like starting the game with all statistics maxed out and every most powerful item added to inventory. It soon becomes boring and unsatisfying.
 
As of today, Wogglebug has 32 votes, or 31.1% of the vote, while John has 71 votes, or 68.9% of the vote. I bring this up because I'm thinking of replacing John in the poll with Teamy the Team Monster:
Perhaps I should include Clammy as well?

Edit: I will change the poll on August 1.
 
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This goes to @Illuminati Order Official and everyone else here.

The franchise is called "Wogglebug Love Productions" because it's dedicated to getting people to love the Wogglebug (especially children) which was what the polar opposite of his life in Oz was like. Which is why it's for the best he's in Genoma like he never lived in Oz at all. And his theme throughout the series is he learns it is what you learn after you learn it all that really matters. And first and foremost is that he learns about love and kindness in its forms. And he also evolves into a hero at increasingly higher levels as the series progresses. This is why it will be in the second to last movie that he actually finds any romantic love. And it will be in the Beetle Princess and not the Frogman. The Frogman was brought in literally just to be a confidante to him on another level than Sylvie is, and to also be the best man at the wedding of him and the Beetle Princess. And that's it!

And since it's my movie series and franchise I can tell the story of it any way I want to. I could have the Wogglebug and Sylvie get married when she grows up if I wanted that. But that is NOT the way I wish to tell the story. As certainly as I do NOT wish to have the Wogglebug and Frogman be lovers let alone ever get married. I have to have Wogglebug marry the Beetle Princess because it was a vision and a plan I had literally before the beginning of the franchise and the inception of the movie series. Plus, I see it as only proper that he marry a female of his own species, especially because I want him to have children of his own. And I used to write stories about him and his wife and twin sons all the time and shared them with my friends who loved them. So, I just could never change that from happening in the movie series for anyone or anything.
Aww... Cherie, you missed us so much and were so lonely that you figured out how to use TOR just to spend time with us?

I didn't think it was even possible for someone of your limited mental capacity to figure it out, but through the power of friendship, truly anything is possible!
 
I didn't think it was even possible for someone of your limited mental capacity to figure it out, but through the power of friendship, truly anything is possible!
Just goes to show that Cherie is smarter than Shame Nopes. She could figure out how to use TOR. He couldn't.

So much for him being some super smart Microsoft guy who's worked for Interpol and who James Bond was based on.
 
Just goes to show that Cherie is smarter than Shame Nopes. She could figure out how to use TOR. He couldn't.

So much for him being some super smart Microsoft guy who's worked for Interpol and who James Bond was based on.
Was there any other Person Of Interest who managed to figure out TOR to argue with us?
Considering how many regular users couldn't even swing it I'm still really impressed
 
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