Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%

  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%
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Hate Ralph for it but he is an incredible wild card. I never expected him to just suddenly burn bridges with Jim after all their history, then whatever bullshit he did after that, ruin relationships with his horse wife, and now he's gone after Nick. I know he's not right in the head but at the same time it just seems like the man breathes chaos.
 
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I wonder what this means for Dick Masterson on Cozy, as Ralph pulled the strings to get him on there? Dick is running out of places to stream and is constantly complaining about how Rumble doesn't work. If Dick continues to stream on Cozy after Ralph got him that channel in the first place, he may as well be pissing directly in Ralph's face.

(I guess for the metaphor to work you have to pretend that Ralph wouldn't enjoy having Dick Masterson piss directly in his face.)
 
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SenutiSolidus said:
Hate Ralph for it but he is an incredible wild card. I never expected him to just suddenly burn bridges with Jim after all their history, then whatever bullshit he did after that, ruin relationships with his horse wife, and now he's gone after Nick. I know he's not right in the head but at the same time it just seems like the man breathes chaos.
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what you call wild car is simply a drug addict and drunk.
 
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SenutiSolidus said:
Hate Ralph for it but he is an incredible wild card. I never expected him to just suddenly burn bridges with Jim after all their history, then whatever bullshit he did after that, ruin relationships with his horse wife, and now he's gone after Nick. I know he's not right in the head but at the same time it just seems like the man breathes chaos.
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You're giving Ralph way too much credit. He's a hog who just does whatever gives him dopamine in the moment. He's not some wild rebel wading through the flames. He's a drunk pig with an inflated ego that is unable to think more than 5 minutes ahead before he does something.
 
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