Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I Can Smell My Balls]

However I don’t think any of these things apply to Fatrick so either he is just an alcoholic trying to LARP as a hard drinking tough guy or Niki throws him out most nights so she can entertain the fellows who fart in her vagina.

I think he's just a pathetic loser with no friends so any time he's not with niki, he's alone. Anyone who's ever been in a relationship knows you need to spend time apart and do your own thing so that you don't drive each other insane being together 24/7. Niki may have friends and at the very least she has family she can spend time with away from pat. pat doesn't have anyone, so he goes to bars alone and puts headphones on so he can listen to twitter content and angry tweet about it.

he likely considered himself an unofficial bouncer/manager and caused problems by getting involved in customer complaints and scuffles.

I like to imagine that one day he overheard someone talking about OnA and just lost it. Whatever the reason actually is, I bet the idiots won that battle.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Yes, both in the physical and cow sense. I think he also attracts more offsite attention thanks to the brothermen popularizing him and his own twitter meltdowns and those of his minions about us and OnA. Piggy is the Azathoth of cows, a blind idiot cow at the center of a swarm of even more retarded orbiters.

It has a hilarious tragedy to it.
Pat wants to be successful, famous and adored for his intellect and imagination as a writer.
Instead, he became famous for being a combative baffoon with a chip on his shoulder the size of his stomach.

Patrick Tomlinson, science fiction writer is not notable or internet-famous, Fat Pat the cannibalistic pepperoni ragepig is.

 

[Mr Moonface]

BOOBA




They're not actually in Paris:

 

[internet friend]

BOOBA

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They're not actually in Paris:

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Are they real? I thought ones that big would have to be silicone

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

BOOBA

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They're not actually in Paris:

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So does this rule out the whole divorce thing? Thiki is actually smiling here

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

So does this rule out the whole divorce thing? Thiki is actually smiling here

she is also holding a beer, so she could just be sloshed.

 

[Octopi]

Lol @ his own fucking wife just doing the 'bro hand-on-the-shoulder thing rather than, IDK, putting an arm around him like a loving partner.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

BOOBA

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Surprised his D cups aren't resting in a bud light shirt that's 2 sizes too small

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I like how his boobs are bigger than Niki's. He probably used to wear her bras a few years ago before increased pepperoni consumption made his tits too big for that.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm not saying Niki looking good or anything because she's still her but she appears to still be losing weight while Rick keeps finding it.

 

[Throwing Romans]

I'm not saying Niki looking good or anything because she's still her but she appears to still be losing weight while Rick keeps finding it.

Child, matter cannot be created or destroyed - therefore Rick absorbs the fat from his second, better wife.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Is pig one of the biggest lolcows on the internet now? I just took at the main lolcow page and there's only 3 people that have more views than this thread.

Fat.

There's a bunch of cows that you can feel at least some sympathy for, it's obvious they have mental problems, or bad upbringings or the like. Not our Rick.
Everything that has happened to him he has brought on himself, at any time he could just step away from Twitter and change this number and it was all peter out. The times we see him interact with regular members of the public he comes across as an absolute cunt. He's self entitled, smug and FAT. He's Ignatius Reilly come to life, but without the charisma.
That's the wonderful thing about Pat, he's just so hateable and you don't have to feel bad about it at all.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm not saying Niki looking good or anything because she's still her but she appears to still be losing weight while Rick keeps finding it.

I believe she's seeing someone on the side, and gets shitfaced when forced to spend extended time with Patrick.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Lol @ his own fucking wife just doing the 'bro hand-on-the-shoulder thing rather than, IDK, putting an arm around him like a loving partner.

Let's be real, nobody's arm is long enough to reach around Fatrick.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

As a former bartender and occasional lone drinker the explanation I can offer is sometimes one likes the feeling of being alone but surrounded by social activity.
On times when I have been living dirt cheap in single rooms, it’s nice to just get out.
Not having like a living or tv room, even if you wouldn’t do anything other than stare at the TV next to other people, one can find yourself craving just a bit of other people in the surroundings.
Personally, especially feeling drained after work it could give me a bit of a feeling of recharge, self reflection and peace.
Also it can be nice if you randomly bump into someone you know or strike up a conversation with another lone drinker.
Of course that can be risky as they can obviously turn out to be a problem, but then other times can turn into hilarious fun unplanned nights!

Can confirm. I don't know that many people here and it was a long weekend here so I went out by myself. All I wanted was to be social and practice a little listening. Ended up running into people I had met once before and having a good time. Its nice just to go out and be social sometimes.

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

BOOBA

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bigger tits than Nikki. I see the transition is going well.

 

[Maude Snew]

Child, matter cannot be created or destroyed - therefore Rick absorbs the fat from his second, better wife.

Not with that attitude. Also every time someone says that Rick sprouts a new chin.

I believe she's seeing someone on the side, and gets shitfaced when forced to spend extended time with Patrick.

Could it be this guy? She looks pretty happy talking to him. Is this the lappening 2 fatricky cuckaroo?

Or maybe this guy. same night from what I understand.

 

[grapeshark77]

OandA started a divorce rumor and successfully got Pat to post a photo with Nikki where he looks like a human Shrek with jowls and massive tits. They control him.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Not with that attitude. Also every time someone says that Rick sprouts a new chin.

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Could it be this guy? She looks pretty happy talking to him. Is this the lappening 2 fatricky cuckaroo?
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Or maybe this guy. same night from what I understand.

Is she wearing a witch’s hat or what?

 

[FinnSven]

Not with that attitude. Also every time someone says that Rick sprouts a new chin.

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Could it be this guy? She looks pretty happy talking to him. Is this the lappening 2 fatricky cuckaroo?
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Or maybe this guy. same night from what I understand.

Why is it that in every photo of Fatrick with his women, that the women look defeated and miserable when he has physical contact with them, but when touching another man they look happy and playful?

Is Fatrick on top of everything else, an emotional vampire?

I bet it would be draining and difficult to be around him.