Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

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Wow late to this happening. Seems to be the real thing.
Hard to say how disgusted I am with the Nicole/fat fuck and their followers, I've never seen such a dysfunctional "movement" and pathetic low IQ clique.
I hope Ralph tears the whole thing down as he exits. Tired of hearing how America First is the real thing, with all the homosexual crap and beta frail manlets, all the lies, all the drama, the deathwurzelfats and so much more.
Bring on the DRAMA and tears.
Checked twitter real fast and Ralph promised a stream with Masterson, maybe Styxx and other faggots. Go on fattie. Do our bidding, expose everything.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I would imagine the contract includes clauses for these sorts of eventualities, that being - if you close your account, you are still on the hook, or if your account is closed by the owner you are also still on the hook.

If they haven't put these in place, they deserve to be robbed blind by the Ralphamale.

Imagine though this is potentially just another lengthy lawsuit arc in progress...

Unless he intentionally defaults, which is funny because it proves the validity of his credit score.
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I would imagine the contract includes clauses for these sorts of eventualities, that being - if you close your account, you are still on the hook, or if your account is closed by the owner you are also still on the hook.

If they haven't put these in place, they deserve to be robbed blind by the Ralphamale.

Imagine though this is potentially just another lengthy lawsuit arc in progress...

Unless he intentionally defaults, which is funny because it proves the validity of his credit score.
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Oh, of course it does, but the only reason the loan was given in the first place was Gunt had so many months of regular payments coming in. The idea is Stripe/Celtic banks knows they depend on the money coming in via stripe and wouldn’t want to fuck that up via default. Paying a percentage of your payments is way better than no payments at all.

But if Gunt doesn’t get PC donos then he is not going to be making his minimum payments.

They do make it clear that if your monthly payments don’t meet the minimum they will then go into the bank account associated with your stripe income to get their money, but safe bet any Gunt accounts are already empty and maybe even tied to Pantsu.

Given all the other ppl on the match list or banned from Stripe is actually amazing Ralph was still able to process CC payments through them.

Ralph will have to resort to crypto donos only and I doubt what remains of his paypig fanbase will jump through the hoops, or be able to figure out, how to reliably paypig that way.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Mattafact I didn't receive anything on my Mexican phone but he was being condescending asking me not to arrive fucked up if you wanna know the truth about it.
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I highly doubt Masterson is going to financially support Ralph , his adopted guntson for very long. At some point we will catch Ralph working at a Wendy's and learn of the fallout between him, his coworkers and all his supervisors. (he doesn't have the balls to kill himself)
 
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Didn’t Ralph have crazy beef with Rackets? I’m surprised.
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Yes. Rackets roasted the pig for months. Ralph hollered at Nick because he laughed at his shart.

Nick is on Rumble and he’d get lots of eyeballs and superchats from Gunt coming on. Gunt plans to stream on Rumble now too.

Gunt is praying he can get Nick to agree to this. He needs it, very very very badly. He’d also badly need a cut of the superchats Rackets would get from the show but he’s so desperate Rackets could tell him to eat shit, you get nothing, and he would accept it.

Rackets agreeing to let Ralph on his show is a lifeline he badly needs right now. Weird he’s trying to sell it as “Me and Dick” on Rackets. Gunt scared, needs moral support to face Rackets.

Does Dick even want to get into the shit with AF with his best buddy Ralph? Why not give Dick the big glorious Gunt exclusive for his show? Weird. Ralph screwing over Dick to ass kiss big time Rumble streamer Rackets who has mocked Gunt for years. Loyalty!

Anybody who wants the Gunt exclusive interview will enjoy having Nick’s creepy incel online army up their ass . Nick’s only power is the hundreds of creepy incel rejects vying for his approval. They have nothing in life besides their fanatical crush on Nick and are happy to show their love via harassing anyone mean to dear Nicky. All the repressed homosexuality, sexual frustration and anger of 300 teenagers focused on your online activities for a few weeks sounds like a lot of fun.

Ralph better not wait around too long. He needs to get on a stream asap because the iron doesn’t stay hot for very long. He already missed out by not streaming last night.
 
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"I feel like that ship has sailed tbh." Nah, it'll be fine Ethan.

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I maybe in the minority here but letting Ethan tard rage all over social media and never acknowledging it might be the smartest move for Nick.

Just release a statement citing that the gunt embodied all the social ills that AF finds repugnant and its moving on from any working relationship with him.
 
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I think this episode should be called the "Gunterdämmerung".

P.S. Watched about another 20 to 30 minutes of "Kino Casino" in the background. I only know it from clips/memes. It was incredibly boring even with some real "Woah! Metokurmasochist for 20 dollars", etc.. in the wild. Kudos to those who suffer through this interminable drivel to extract the few funny clips.
 
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"I feel like that ship has sailed tbh." Nah, it'll be fine Ethan.

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Ralph’s booze, Xanax, rage and endorphin rush is wearing off, doubt and worry creeping in.

Ralph let Nick treat him like a bitch for months but did so because he knew he had no other real options. Nothing has changed.

It was one thing for Ralph to tard rage or lose a platform when he lived with Sandra and had some money in savings. Now he has no mom to house him and no savings.

Sandra’s safety net was the main reason behind his cockroach like survival over the years. Gunt almost constructed a new safety net via May’s Daddy Harry, but he took an extra large shit in that before it was even finished.
 
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