Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

[LurkTrawl]

Ralph is a man drowning in a 7' deep lake, who just managed to finally drown the last retard stupid enough to try and swim out to him to save him (Fuentes).

Masterson, and Rekieta, watching from the shore, decide now is the time to swim out and save this man from his fate, hoping to be handsomely rewarded when they bring the pale manatee (complete with boat scars) to shore.

This man is a cursed albatross necklace that manages to keep tricking people into wearing it.

 

[Sewer Rat]

What is the chance masterson drops him too?

Im 99% sure they both have shit on eachother, the thing is Masterson dropping some new info on Ralph can't sink Ralph any lower.
Dick has defended Ralph and spinned narratives in the most ridiculous ways to put Ralph as the victor, they will probably die together at this point. Fuck, Masterson will probably let Ralph live with him indefinitely if Ralph hits the homeless status.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Where did this happen?

When the site was down in May, Rekieta (in so many words) basically endorsed Ralph's "FanFic Farms" narrative and suggested his problems with the site started with the Ethan Ralph subforum.

Here's a quick transcription of what Rekieta said:
"I don't know where the Farms went. The Farms has gone so fucking south in the past, I don't know, 18 months. It was long before me, it really happened with the Ralph shit. And look, I'm not a big fan of Ethan Ralph, people know, but, oh my God, like, the, the weird theorycrafting going on about everybody is insane."

To repeat myself:

As soon as Rekieta volunteered that KF started to go downhill many months ago in the Ralph subforum, I knew that Dick had stuck his claws him and the reconciliation was going to happen. It was just a question of when it would get to the point of being on stream together.

Ralph's been on Rumble for 9 months already

I'm aware of that. However, before this weekend, Ralph has collected his superchats through Powerchat and not through Rumble Rants or whatever. That is likely to change now.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Im 99% sure they both have shit on eachother, the thing is Masterson dropping some new info on Ralph can't sink Ralph any lower.
Dick has defended Ralph and spinned narratives in the most ridiculous ways to put Ralph as the victor, they will probably die together at this point. Fuck, Masterson will probably let Ralph live with him indefinitely if Ralph hits the homeless status.

It'll be Vito.

Vito will say some shit that'll rub Ralph the wrong way, Masterson will refuse to disavow, Ralph goes apeshit.

When it happens, remember, I called it. It's as inevitable as this retarded breakup with Fuentes.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph's been on Rumble for 9 months already

Yes but his donations came almost entirely from powerchat, no? From what I saw the few times I checked the rumble chat was mostly alogs laughing at Ralph with 1-2 groypers that for some reason weren't using cozy.

Ralph's Powerchat is still up as of now. https://powerchat.live/theralphretort?tab=donation
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Either way, I doubt he'll be banned from powerchat. Loulz even said that Warski/ppp could continue to use it if they wanted to, but they were forced to stop using it by their audience because of the AF connection, but they were not banned.
I know that Fuentes came to some type of arrangement with loulz about getting a cut from each donation since all cozy streamers use it.
It is very unlikely Ralph will continue to use powerchat since it would mean that Fuentes was benefitting from him.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Motherfucker did you just make an account today and exclusively started to spam sympathetic shit about the Gunt? Tell me it ain't so

He couldn't even get the latin right. It would be Et tu Gunte, like Brute.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

What a ride, the gunt in a single, almost cosmic act of rage brought enough milk and corn it revived the cancer man, Fuentes’ autism circlejerk has been doxxed. This shit is written like a poorly done WWE plot I swear to god.

 

[Terrorist]

Where does Ralph go from here? Simple: Embrace his destiny as an IP2 streamer.
Look into your heart Ethan, you know it to be true!

 

[SenutiSolidus]

It'll be Vito.

Vito will say some shit that'll rub Ralph the wrong way, Masterson will refuse to disavow, Ralph goes apeshit.

When it happens, remember, I called it. It's as inevitable as this retarded breakup with Fuentes.

What can Vito say that’ll turn Ralph away? Ralph was married to a loli obsesssed person, and Vito loves that shit, so I can’t imagine anything lower than that can shake em.

 

[LurkTrawl]

What can Vito say that’ll turn Ralph away? Ralph was married to a loli obsesssed person, and Vito loves that shit, so I can’t imagine anything lower than that can shake em.

It's fucking Vito. He gets off on irritating people. He's a faulty electrical outlet to Ralph's leaky gas oven.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Ralph is a man drowning in a 7' deep lake, who just managed to finally drown the last retard stupid enough to try and swim out to him to save him (Fuentes).

Let’s be fair, the lake only needs to be 5’2” for Ralph to drown.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Let’s be fair, the lake only needs to be 5’2” for Ralph to drown.

Yeah but I figured he could still hop off of the bottom like his close relative, the hippo.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

It's going to be really funny watching the coming few days with the tard fight between Spicolas and the gunt.

 

[TJBirish]

When the site was down in May, Rekieta (in so many words) basically endorsed Ralph's "FanFic Farms" narrative and suggested his problems with the site started with the Ethan Ralph subforum.

Here's a quick transcription of what Rekieta said:
"I don't know where the Farms went. The Farms has gone so fucking south in the past, I don't know, 18 months. It was long before me, it really happened with the Ralph shit. And look, I'm not a big fan of Ethan Ralph, people know, but, oh my God, like, the, the weird theorycrafting going on about everybody is insane."

"(in so many words)" Ah, gotcha

And by "theorycrafting", is that anything like the people on here who are saying as a fact that Rekieta has forgiven Ralph and is having him on his show? All on the basis of "theorycrafting"?

"Masterson, and Rekieta, watching from the shore, decide now is the time to swim out and save this man from his fate, hoping to be handsomely rewarded when they bring the pale manatee (complete with boat scars) to shore."

"Rekieta was probably just tired of a gross pigmonster dogging him and took the path of least resistance yet again, as he always does."

"Holy shit Rekieta hates his wife, Ralph ran her name through the mud, made her look like the nastiest whore in the planet, and Rekieta is now siding with Ralph, god this is funny."

etc.

On this thread it is now a fact that Rekieta and Ralph are teaming up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's fucking Vito. He gets off on irritating people. He's a faulty electrical outlet to Ralph's leaky gas oven.

And a single spark is all that is needed for it to go up in flames.

 

[Terrorist]

Fucking Vito the Pedo and Ian Miles Cheong trying to get Rumble censored. Faggots.

Unlike SOME PEOPLE, Vito and Chungus are true friends to Spicolas. Want to laugh at Nick's piss-stained humiliation? Not on their watch!

 

[Near]

Holy shit Rekieta hates his wife, Ralph ran her name through the mud, made her look like the nastiest whore in the planet, and Rekieta is now siding with Ralph, god this is funny.

Rekieta just really enjoys on walking on eggshells. Would make sense, since his wife probably throws plenty of eggs at him for acting like an unfaithful twat.

Joking aside, please get your shit together, Nick. You used to be genuinely pretty cool. Ralph's just going to self-destruct on top of you, like he does with everybody.

 

[make_it_so]

When the site was down in May, Rekieta (in so many words) basically endorsed Ralph's "FanFic Farms" narrative and suggested his problems with the site started with the Ethan Ralph subforum.

Here's a quick transcription of what Rekieta said:
"I don't know where the Farms went. The Farms has gone so fucking south in the past, I don't know, 18 months. It was long before me, it really happened with the Ralph shit. And look, I'm not a big fan of Ethan Ralph, people know, but, oh my God, like, the, the weird theorycrafting going on about everybody is insane."

Nick, just man up and say that you don't like that Null let people make a lolcow thread on you.

 

[Terrorist]

Rekieta just really enjoys on walking on eggshells. Would make sense, since his wife probably throws plenty of eggs at him for acting like an unfaithful twat.

Kayla's a classless trailer trash whore who is 100% on board with Balldo Esq.'s current debauchery. She probably used to screw guys like Ralph for free pills before they got married, and during the marriage as well. Ralph joining their polycule is by no means out of the question.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick, just man up and say that you don't like that Null let people make a lolcow thread on you.

Nick can't do that because he knows how pathetic and childish it sounds. He's a hotshot lawyer e-celeb who plays by his own rules and won't let the prudes tell him what to do anymore! Why would he care what they think anyway? They're all virgins and pedophiles who wouldn't know what to do if a buff black man walked up and propositioned them and our wife.