Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ivan Daniloff]

OandA started a divorce rumor and successfully got Pat to post a photo with Nikki where he looks like a human Shrek with jowls and massive tits. They control him.

The person who started that rumor is a KFer who only recently went pest. (I don’t know what xer username is over here.) The entire thing has a few of the old guard over there annoyed. They’re cranking up the heat on they/them.

It was very poorly handled from what I saw. “They’re splitting but I can’t tell you when or how I know this but they are!” Setting up a poll. Lots of repetitive coyposting.

It was admittedly amusing to see Patrick start mentioning his wife more and then post today’s pic all to correcT the record, but it’s also nothing that hasn’t been seen a million times. The pests control him. Yawn.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The person who started that rumor is a KFer who only recently went pest.

Is that for sure? The ONA guys seem to like calling anyone they find annoying a KFer. If true, why wouldn’t they just coypost here?

 

[The Feline Solution]

BOOBA

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They're not actually in Paris:

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This nigger has at least one cup size bigger than Niki. Look how he puts that rack on display! Shameful.

He's Ignatius Reilly come to life

Absolutely. The soulless, modern reboot version, if you will.

Not with that attitude. Also every time someone says that Rick sprouts a new chin.

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Could it be this guy? She looks pretty happy talking to him. Is this the lappening 2 fatricky cuckaroo?
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Or maybe this guy. same night from what I understand.

That's a classic "i'm gonna suck this dude off in the parking lot" look plastered on her face in the second picture, she's loaded and raring to go. Paddy oblivious to it as always. Is he wearing that fucking leather cowboy duster on a night out?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Is that for sure? The ONA guys seem to like calling anyone they find annoying a KFer. If true, why wouldn’t they just coypost here?

Based on their account creation date and knowledge of other cows, it sure seems that way. That person has also never denied it, though they respond extensively to people bellyaching about the scoop.

My theory for why they don’t share it over here is that they’re cowtipping (on Twitter, for instance) in pretty obvious ways in addition to posting at OnA. Trying to keep their nose clean here. Also, this board dislikes unsourced shit even more than OnA in some ways.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Could it be this guy? She looks pretty happy talking to him. Is this the lappening 2 fatricky cuckaroo?
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Or maybe this guy. same night from what I understand.

Literally any man short of a serial killer would be a step up from Patrick- not to mention thinner than Patrick.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Why is it that in every photo of Fatrick with his women, that the women look defeated and miserable when he has physical contact with them, but when touching another man they look happy and playful?

Is Fatrick on top of everything else, an emotional vampire?

I bet it would be draining and difficult to be around him.

You can tell he's the type of guy who always has to be right, an expert on every topic, always correcting people over trivial mistakes. When it's your turn to talk he just blankly stares through you, watching Futurama episodes in his head.
Occasionally one of Pat's twitter pals will @ him with an article about new harassment laws or something and he never says, "Thank you, this is interesting. I will look into it." Instead he always says, "I already knew about this I was already aware of this I knew about it before you".
I'd feel pity for Ol Stinkbox Nik but I'm pretty sure she's as 1.2 as he is.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

One year ago today General Fatton informed the cat ladies that Russia was running out of missiles


First result on google about it is an article from the Center for Strategic and International Studies saying that's retarded

Pat really went out of his way to embarrass himself with the Ukraine stuff in 2022. He seems to have toned down the military LARP since then, too busy with Musk.

 

[Broadside]

Is pig one of the biggest lolcows on the internet now? I just took at the main lolcow page and there's only 3 people that have more views than this thread.

Lolcows aren't real. Those are your delusions again, stalker.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

One year ago today General Fatton informed the cat ladies that Russia was running out of missiles
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First result on google about it is an article from the Center for Strategic and International Studies saying that's retarded

Pat really went out of his way to embarrass himself with the Ukraine stuff in 2022. He seems to have toned down the military LARP since then, too busy with Musk.

if you add up all the things people like pat have said russia is running out of since the start of the war, it is amazing that they are still even able to fight. they are out of missiles, bombs, bullets, tanks, aircraft, soldiers,etc. what exactly do they even have left to fight with and why haven't the ukrainians defeated then yet if they are so out of everything? i guess the only thing they havent ran out of is paint and balloons.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

He seems to have toned down the military LARP since then, too busy with Musk.

He toned it down because nobody really cares anymore. Zzzelenskyyy is just a poorly dressed manlet now. Fat just regurgitates whatever the accepted take is on the current thing, and the current thing is... I don't even know. Jonah Hill?

 

[Broadside]

He toned it down because nobody really cares anymore. Zzzelenskyyy is just a poorly dressed manlet now. Fat just regurgitates whatever the accepted take is on the current thing, and the current thing is... I don't even know. Jonah Hill?

They're all crying about AI now I think

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

everyone's focused on patrick's fat manboobs but i really, really need to get this off my own chest because it bothers me, greatly.

it's like the back of his head is condensing into some big crunch. it's like the entire ratio of his girthy noggin is warping towards his cheeks. in simpler terms, his fucking ears are being absorbed by the adipose all around his head and he is quite possibly the most disgusting fat person alive because of it. in the mid 2000s i was exposed to "back tits", and that never prepared me for "amoebic fat that absorbs neighboring body parts". ever since somebody pointed this out it has caught my eye every time. i am never getting over this. also, it looks worse in every new picture he takes.

 

[MilkThePig]

The fact that this man actually believes he isn't fat by any medical standard is just pure, unfiltered mental illness. His head looks like a fucking watermelon. Even ignoring his triple chins for a second, his cheeks are so huge, they literally block out his ears on any picture that's taken from the front.

He really is a very fat boy.

EDIT - he also looks like an absolute fucking retard in that backwards Spring Training hat. Stupid cunt - you're 42 years old. Stop trying to pull off the frat boy look. You just look ridiculous. And also fat.

 

[Incel Death Note]

everyone's focused on patrick's fat manboobs but i really, really need to get this off my own chest because it bothers me, greatly.

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it's like the back of his head is condensing into some big crunch. it's like the entire ratio of his girthy noggin is warping towards his cheeks. in simpler terms, his fucking ears are being absorbed by the adipose all around his head and he is quite possibly the most disgusting fat person alive because of it. in the mid 2000s i was exposed to "back tits", and that never prepared me for "amoebic fat that absorbs neighboring body parts". ever since somebody pointed this out it has caught my eye every time. i am never getting over this. also, it looks worse in every new picture he takes.

Wrong again, stalker. My ears have always been on the back of my head. Has nothing to do with my dopey Baby Sinclair face getting so fat it's taking up all my head skin. Wait for the knock.

 

[grapeshark77]

I just realized he's wearing the same hat from the Daily Beast photo, except he's fatter and more ogre-like now. Nikki appears to have lost weight.

 

[McMitch]

The prominence of his bitch tits is absolutely coming from him sucking in his gut. He’s even fatter than we think he is.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

does make me wonder if it’s ever actually going to happen.

By now it's very obvious that Quasi isn't exactly hard up for money and enjoys holding the Sword of Damocles over the very fat neck of Patrick.
With the amortization plan fallen through Quasi can force Fatrick into a debtor's exam at his leisure and if Fatrick doesn't show he'll be held in contempt and hauled in by the boys in blue.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

It appears one of the rascals on Reddit fooled Patrick again. Courtesy of diaper huffing fag on ona...


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This just came from Owen's. Freshly baked.

Be honest, what you guys think? He HAS to get off on this, right? I refuse to believe otherwise.

https://pfgforums.com/threads/terminate.40184/#post-897874

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Be honest, what you guys think? He HAS to get off on this, right? I refuse to believe otherwise.

If he doesn't, it means that he opened this text and thought "Hmm. Maybe not everyone who texts me is a stalker. Maybe this is a real solicitation. I have to try to believe things can go back to normal" and and then BAM. A mentally unwell man who is obsessed with him because of a radio show that went off the air years ago calls him fat.

Although I might be misunderstanding what you mean. He absolutely gets off on childing the stalkers. He 100% gets a rush and his heart rate rises every single time he does it. I think he does wish they'd stop bothering him, but he also loves telling them to stop.

 

[Lady Crow]

everyone's focused on patrick's fat manboobs but i really, really need to get this off my own chest because it bothers me, greatly.

I would also like to add how hideously unfashionable his sunglasses are. Not in an intentional, ironic way but in an "I'm a fat fuck with Oppositional Defiance Disorder who huffs his own farts and repels most humans" way.