Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What kind of woman lets her husband get that fat? I mean, we were calling him fat maybe 50-60 lbs ago, and none of that was lies. Pre-Pests he was "no one's gonna steal my contentedly cuddly man" fat, now he honestly looks like he's about to explode and his weight alone is proof that they can't be sharing a bed.

Edit: That most recent pic, he looks an easy 20-30 lbs heavier than my profile pic with his chins flapping, where does it all end????
 
Pat really went out of his way to embarrass himself with the Ukraine stuff in 2022.
The paint balloon tweet is one of his all-time greats, every situation where uninvolved bystanders clown on him is, but for that one he got absolutely slaughtered.
he also looks like an absolute fucking retard in that backwards Spring Training hat. Stupid cunt - you're 42 years old. Stop trying to pull off the frat boy look. You just look ridiculous.
I find those hideous sun glasses are a worse offender than the hat, fatty can't dress or accessorize for shit. That model of glasses is ugly on its own but it gets even worse by being pushed on Rick's fat face and only accentuates what a fucking gigantic head he has.
 
where does it all end????
"It ends with you in prison stalker"
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Although I might be misunderstanding what you mean. He absolutely gets off on childing the stalkers. He 100% gets a rush and his heart rate rises every single time he does it. I think he does wish they'd stop bothering him, but he also loves telling them to stop
Originally I meant like you said: he has to enjoy the childing itself, but would otherwise want to be left alone. But that would mean that without realizing, he jumps jumps onto every single rake he finds... and that would be baffling insane.

But then I remebered the incredible amount of times he was left alone, but actively tried - very hard - to make the trolls fight him again. Remember that after he was banned from Twitter, people stopped fucking with him for 9 whole fucking months, but as soon as he got it back, HE went to the sub to mock them and let everyone know he was back.

To me that means what is likely to get him off is not the childing, but either the attention or the humiliation. And under that hypothesis he knowingly jumps on every single rake he finds because that turns him on... and that would be even more baffling insane.

Honestly I guess at this point even I don't know myself what aspect of this thing I'm referring to. All I know is I'm just baffled by his insanity... and his bitch tits.
 
One year ago today General Fatton informed the cat ladies that Russia was running out of missiles
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First result on google about it is an article from the Center for Strategic and International Studies saying that's retarded

Pat really went out of his way to embarrass himself with the Ukraine stuff in 2022. He seems to have toned down the military LARP since then, too busy with Musk.
That Pat has the fucking balls to comment on the Ukraine war after ADVISING CIVILIANS TO THROW PAINT BALLOONS AT RUSSIAN TANKS, a move that would get them killed in 10 of 10 cases, is infuriating.

Fat retard's ego and stupidity know no bounds. Just like his body. Because he is FAT
 
To me that means what is likely to get him off is not the childing, but either the attention or the humiliation. And under that hypothesis he knowingly jumps on every single rake he finds because that turns him on... and that would be even more baffling insane.
In his mind, he's fighting a pitched battle against the forces of pure evil, NOT normal people laughing at a buffoon. He wins every encounter that he responds to, so he has to keep fighting - the fate of the world is at stake.

Anything other than ball-sucking worship and total agreement is a sign of felony stalkerhood to him, there are no bystanders.

That's what's so fucking wild - our views are opposite. If you told me he had terminal cancer, I'd be giggling like a mad cunt picturing him telling the doctorchild that the CT scan did noT occuR properly, he does not HAVE masses on most of his lymph nodes. This is because he's an insufferable self-righteous fuck and can't stop reminding us of it, and it's almost impossible to dig deep enough to feel empathy for him.
 
Originally I meant like you said: he has to enjoy the childing itself, but would otherwise want to be left alone. But that would mean that without realizing, he jumps jumps onto every single rake he finds... and that would be baffling insane.

But then I remebered the incredible amount of times he was left alone, but actively tried - very hard - to make the trolls fight him again. Remember that after he was banned from Twitter, people stopped fucking with him for 9 whole fucking months, but as soon as he got it back, HE went to the sub to mock them and let everyone know he was back.

To me that means what is likely to get him off is not the childing, but either the attention or the humiliation. And under that hypothesis he knowingly jumps on every single rake he finds because that turns him on... and that would be even more baffling insane.

Honestly I guess at this point even I don't know myself what aspect of this thing I'm referring to. All I know is I'm just baffled by his insanity... and his bitch tits.
I'll go out on a limb here and say it's a mental disorder. Further back, we had some quotes from people who knew Pat during his school days who said Patrick would argue with a fence post. Patrick has always been a belligerent idiot who just had to get the last word in. If Quasi opened registration for ONA and the Pests stopped fucking with him, you can bet he'd go to ONA and do a victory lap.
 
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@John Andrews Stan aka OnA’s Salted Earth Truffle is in the process of getting car crashed out of that forum for the absolutely retarded gayop she was cooking up that I guess “climaxed” with the Patrick divorce rumor that was nothing?

I’m still newish to KF—are gayops against other communities tolerated or in a gray zone? Null was in that conversation but that doesn’t mean much as he’s in most big DM chains, right?

Mods, please delete if too OT.

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Edit: @Null says the screenshot above is fake. @John Andrews Stan did spread a gay rumor about Patrick in the worst way possible on OnA and is now persona non grata over there.
 
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@John Andrews Stan aka OnA’s Salted Earth Truffle is in the process of getting car crashed out of that forum for the absolutely retarded gayop she was cooking up that I guess “climaxed” with the Patrick divorce rumor that was nothing?

I’m still newish to KF—are gayops against other communities tolerated or in a gray zone? Null was in that conversation but that doesn’t mean much as he’s in most big DM chains, right?

Mods, please delete if too OT.

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You’re fucking retarded if you didn’t bother to look for that post and just took an inspect element gag at face value. Actually you’re fucking retarded anyway.
 
This is because he's an insufferable self-righteous fuck and can't stop reminding us of it, and it's almost impossible to dig deep enough to feel empathy for him.
Even when I see people do utterly vile things to him I couldn't care less. I might be momentarily annoyed that they're making Pat look like a victim but otherwise seeing him suffer is just a hoot.
 
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