Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Honestly, I suspect Josh and Polissa both are shameless thieves.

I think you're onto something. Josh especially. The raccoon bite incident was triggered by Josh trespassing in Ms Raccoon's yard to "borrow" something, and Ms Raccoon and him would often fight because he did this on the regular. Hell, Salazar was "rescued" from someone's house by Joh literally going into the house via smash and grab. I do agree that his temper (and now hygiene) costs him jobs more than theft, but the evidence heavily suggests that Josh is a literal filthy thief.

Probably a bucket

Not gonna lie, the idea of two of my thread subjects resorting to shit buckets because they're such nasty hoarders makes me lol more than it should.

Polly is living in cat piss and breathing in ammonia 24/7 while baking in a trailer that only has one window a/c unit.

I keep thinking back to Ashley describing the state of Hell House's windows. It was Hell House, alright. It was simply one of Polissa's making. At least Hell House had plumbing. La Casa is even worse. Christ.
 
AND pets in heat are, well, annoying as shit. It's just so wild to me she didn't get that taken care of since it's such an easy fix that would improve HER quality of life.

I once had the misfortune of cat-sitting 2 females for a few weeks that both happened to go into heat at the same time. Annoying doesn't begin to cover it. I was extremely fortunate that they didn't fight or piss anywhere outside of the litter box, but the god damn noise. Imagine around four or five straight days of this, literally unending:

(at approximately the volume and pitch of a hard-wired smoke alarm) MEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW MRROOOOOOOOWWWW MEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWOOOWWWW MRRRROOOOOOAAAARRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRR MRRROOOOOWWWWWEEEOOOWWW (etc)

I don't know how Josh in particular puts up with this when he's got to get up on time for work.

As for cat piss odor, it's not even the ammonia smell that I find the most offensive about it. Some cats, particularly intact males, spray everything with concentrated scent-marking urine that is uniquely fucking foul. I've heard it referred to as "musky" but I'd describe it as a cross between the smell of wet towels and gym socks if you forgot them in a closed backpack over the weekend, rank BO, and rotten bologna. Get a whiff of the cougar cage at the zoo and you'll get the sense of it. Again, I once had a sweater that a friend's male cat sprayed on at their house. Once I brought it home, I obviously washed it. Twice. Still smelled. Tried soaking it at various times in solutions of: Tomato juice. Ammonia. Vinegar. Baking soda and vinegar. Acetone. Borax. Ammonia again. After all this, it still smelled. It got pushed to the back of my closet for 5 years untouched and I forgot about it. Found it and took a whiff. It still smelled. At that point I had to admit defeat and threw it out.

Even if by some miracle all the cats otherwise are chill and get along great, just the fact that she has intact males in the same household as female cats (intact or not) means that they are constantly stalking the females, either ambushing them or chasing them into a corner, and aggressively humping them with their spiky little cat dicks while they scream and try to get away, and if said females are not in heat (and ofc they usually are not), they are going to be about as on edge and distressed by this as you can imagine. If they weren't stress pissing all over creation before, they certainly fucking will living in fear of cat rape. Any cats can start scrapping over territory but if she's got more than one intact male their fights also involve literal pissing matches. I would not be surprised if some of the cats regularly have injuries go untreated from getting into occasional fights with each other, she's lucky none are missing eyes.

tl;dr Polissa is fat and smells so fucking putrid that even her equally smelly husband will not have sex with her. Stupid bitch got herself sterilized because she considers being forced to carry unwanted pregnancies to term the worst thing that could ever possibly happen, but won't extend this courtesy to her cats, seeing nothing cruel about endless deformed litters being born in her incestuous cat rape dungeon.
 
Honestly, I suspect Josh and Polissa both are shameless thieves. I am not sure if it's true that they aren't even allowed in the house to shower, that's probably an exaggeration (or just Josh is banned) but at any rate I'd think most people in this situation would lend their family member a key so they could at least borrow the bathroom at their leisure until their water is turned on.
I hadn't even thought of it, but holy crap, I think you're onto something.

There's been no explanation for why they haven't been allowed to take showers, not even, "because Meemaw and Auntie are meanie poopyheads." But it's baffling, and something that demands an explanation, because why would you not let family do that? I figured that maybe, as hoarder types, they were just crazy and ultra-territorial, as hoarders tend to be.

But things going missing—including, perhaps, select pharmaceuticals—would go a long way to explain it, and why, despite complaining about it, neither Polissa nor Josh has made any further disparaging remarks against Meemaw and Auntie regarding the matter. To do so would invite another family member to step forward and declare it's because they're a couple of no-good thieves.

Which would be a pure Jerry Springer-worthy delight, but one we are, unfortunately, unlikely to witness, at least if they keep their stupid mouths shut.

People with this degree of entitlement never fucking stop finding shit of yours to rip off no matter how much they are freely given during the course of their regular mooching, and feel 100% justified in doing so simply because they "need it more."
They need it more; they'll appreciate it more; you already have so much more than they do you probably won't even miss it (and if you do you can just buy another one); if you hadn't been so stingy with them, they never woud have been tempted at all—yeah, even the stupidest Cluster Bs are geniuses at justifying theft, when the real reason boils down to pure, greedy-toddler impulse. Which, of course, these two have in spades.
 
Twitter and FB dump via Telegram!

First off, Joh is a dumbass and thinks he is a survivor man and makes other people look dumb!
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Next, Pissa whines!
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Reveals that she's a fuckin' fatty!
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Disgraces Tracy Chapman for professing that she listened to her and never naming her nor the album (which was the Tracy Chapman Debut Album)! Fuck her!
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Whines about shit she doesn't need to worry about!
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Tries to wank politics/bitch about political figures! Because they're all demons!
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Doesn't understand that UBI wouldn't be more than her current benefits and would cancel them out!
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Cries because she's irrelevant but copes hard!
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Lies about the world pitying starving American children (Farmer verified lies lol)!
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Whines about her family ditching her for vacation because she's a turd that would bring everyone down and refuses to (a) pay for anything or, given that she can't afford shit, at least (b) offer to work and/or help on the vacation to make it pleasant for everyone! She can't be a giant leech and get everything for free! Woe is Pissa!
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And, because Joh deserved it thanks to cat shenanigans, he gets his very own glitter text:
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Cries because she's irrelevant but copes hard!
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"I won't be remembered. I have no children..."

Aww, don't worry, Polissa; Kiwi Farms will remember you! We're archiving everything!

As for not having children, Kiwi Farms remembers that Polissa never wanted them, except when she was finally getting her yeasty, derelict babymaker yeeted, and she no could no longer pretend it was a possibility.

"...and my family is pulling away from me."

And yet she never, for so much as an instant, asks herself why, or considers that her own behavior and attitude has anything to do with it.

I've known plenty of childless people who are still remembered fondly years, or even decades, after they died. How did they manage this magical feat? By being wonderful people who cultivated positive relationships with others, and did worthwhile things while they were alive. The world was a better place because they were in it.

Polissa will be remembered. Unfortunately for her, it will be for being fat, whiny, and monstrously selfish. Oh, and for being a cat hoarder who completed the ruination of a dilapidated trailer by letting them piss everywhere. Younger relatives, way off in the future, when they're old, will entertain the next generation with stories about crazy Polissa and all her ridiculous airs, and how bad she smelled, and how they had to burn the trailer down after she died because everything was full of cat piss and cockroaches. It won't be the kind of immortality she'd want, but it's the best she'll get.

Whines about her family ditching her for vacation because she's a turd that would bring everyone down and refuses to (a) pay for anything or, given that she can't afford shit, at least (b) offer to work and/or help on the vacation to make it pleasant for everyone! She can't be a giant leech and get everything for free! Woe is Pissa!
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"My family doesn't sing, dance or celebrate each other."

By her own account, they celebrate each other just fine, especially at big 40th birthdays. Oh, but they don't celebrate her. And by "celebrate," she means "give me whatever I want and let me be the center of attention."

"My family has forgotten how to family."

And what about you, Polissa? Who, in your family, have you recently celebrated? When's the last time you helped any of them, or made any of them the center of attention as a show of appreciation, with absolutely no ulterior motive or expectation of reward? When's the last time you brought any real joy and genuine love into your interactions with your family?

They're all off on another vacation together, which suggests to me they know "how to family" well enough, especially without Polissa around.
 
Holy shit. Way too much to quote here.

That tank is entirely too small for Salazar. (I have learned a lot about live feeding since the last time I had a snake in 2006. Yes it's kinda cool but I would get attached to the mice too 😪 and my roommate would argue with me to feed her.) She's okayish without heat if they have her in a room right now without ac. They need to get their shit together for September though when it starts to dip below 70 at night.

100.00 FS makes way more sense for someone like Polly. She has zero living expenses and her tugboat covers all of them. She shouldn't need much $ for food at all. When social security finds out there is no rental agreement when they do her check in (it's every 6 months) it will be lovely.

So here's what will have to happen.
Poor fag checking in

Her mother/gma will have to write a letter saying she is now living in a trailer she owns. Copy all the legal shit in her name for the trailer. That piss lives in it now and pays her $ in rent. Then go get all that shit notarized.

Heres where it gets fun. Piss has to prove her utility cost AGAIN since everything changed.

It's not enough to apply for jobs. Maybe it the Xer in me? You still have to call and check in. People still appreciate that. Not nag but after a few days call in and check. Even ask how you can improve you application or interview. Many amanagement will actually take time to give pointers if you didn't get the job because it shows you care.

He applied at Loves. Use it to go take a shower.

I wonder how many years she's going to stay stuck on not "being celebrated"
The girl got a new to her home. Sure it's run down as fuck. But as we know, family did offer to help. Who know how many more family members offered and they chased away. She was handed at least 5k in assets this year. Happy birthday indeed. A card and a telephone song on my voice-mail would be plenty. Fuck a gas station trinket would settle my Christmas this year too.
 
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There's been no explanation for why they haven't been allowed to take showers, not even, "because Meemaw and Auntie are meanie poopyheads." But it's baffling, and something that demands an explanation, because why would you not let family do that? I figured that maybe, as hoarder types, they were just crazy and ultra-territorial, as hoarders tend to be.

you’ve got to stop taking them at their social media word. How often do Polissa cry that “no help came” while meemaw handed her a $100 bill. They are probably taking showers at her mothers house, but these two weren’t big on taking showers even when they had plumbing and not having running water to bathe in is their “woe is me” of the week.

She has also claimed to have no steady access to any internet or cell service while simultaneously crying about how her family didn’t dance for her like in the movie she just finished streaming. Whatever sob story is going to get her attention at any given moment.
 
My wife does this app thing called Dscout where they pay her to be part of market research and they Venmo her the money after. It seems like a pretty easy way to make a couple hundred bucks a month for a person who actually has a busy life with a lot of people who love her, so if Polissa could even manage to stop caterwauling and start clicking on an app, imagine what she could earn.
 
My wife does this app thing called Dscout where they pay her to be part of market research and they Venmo her the money after. It seems like a pretty easy way to make a couple hundred bucks a month for a person who actually has a busy life with a lot of people who love her, so if Polissa could even manage to stop caterwauling and start clicking on an app, imagine what she could earn.

Might have to try that out, good tip to learn on the 'farms!
 
Today is Po and Jo's anniversary. Josh already expressed his love for Polissa:

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Simple, but the thought counts.

Polly hasn't reciprocated or ranted about how mean her family is for not funding Applebee's this year. I assume because she's usually still asleep at this hour. Guess we'll see how Polissa takes her eleventh anniversary tonight.
 
Her mother/gma will have to write a letter saying she is now living in a trailer she owns. Copy all the legal shit in her name for the trailer. That piss lives in it now and pays her $ in rent. Then go get all that shit notarized.
That ought to be fun if SS demands they show proof of rent actually getting paid—such as bank statements showing that $Rent was leaving Polissa's account on the first of each month, or PayPal/Venmo transactions between Polissa and Grandma, or even just paper receipts for cash payments.

Heres where it gets fun. Piss has to prove her utility cost AGAIN since everything changed.
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Oh man I’ve missed this thread! I LOVE that she sulked at a freaking funeral that nobody said “Happy Birthday” to her.

I LOVE that she and Joh only get $100 in food stamps. Weren’t they getting $300ish previously? They can only get a few cases of Mellow Yellow and a few breakfast bowls 😭 Truly no help came today.

Joh needs to be honest and admit he just plain does not want to work. Everyone but he and polly pissy pillow see this.

I feel bad for those cats, somehow they have managed to make a shitty situation for the cats and make it even worse. The hot, dirty, cat piss trailer is what Polly and Joh deserve but not the cats. Would AC even care to take them or is this kind of a common thing for people in rural Alabama?

Does she still have her little dog?

Her painting skills are so….whack. She paints the same shitty ocean scenes and it never looks any better. I’m sure she does them because oceans are freaking easy to do and anyone can do them.
 
I wonder how many years she's going to stay stuck on not "being celebrated"
to me its further evidence that polissa lacks a theory of mind of other people.

taking family dynamics from a film and expecting them to apply in real life without actually doing anything worth celebrating is beyond ludicrous. she wants a simulacrum of an unrealistic depiction. the only way i can understand how she thinks like this is if she views people as automata there to do her bidding. i guess its normal for narcissists.

i guess this is also why she's so blase about the animal abuse, they are fuzzy automata not beings with needs.
 
@Randomrando, (sorry, your thing is too long to quote) you forgot another important part- cat piss rusts everything.
Also knew someone in a similar situation, a friend but man, that was... something else.
Rando isn't kidding about the smell. When the door opened, it was like I got hit with a wall, and all the air in my lungs was knocked out of me. (They had like 8 )
I'm sure they don't smell it though, you get nose blind to your own filth, even her kids had no idea how bad they reaked and they fucking showered.
Her husband made shit worse by ACTUALLY CLEANING WITH AMMONIA BTW.
Ugh I have a migraine remembering that smell, thanks.
 
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