Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Nothing good, obviously, but we can take bets on whether Cyrax, Marty or some Zoomer retard ends up in jail first.
My bet is on the zoomer retard.

I reckon Chance will get away with his acts like he always has. His deformed retarded ass is able to glide through life because he's always been coddled by those who care for him. The court will take pity on him if he pretends to be a good boy in court, which he will because he's a massive coward. We all saw his reaction to his arrest, he's gonna go fucking ballistic if actually charged and hauled off to the big house.

While MBM has committed deplorable and questionable acts, he's never been arrested or investigated on these. And while he was a suspect in that one lady's death, he was let go and never charged. I reckon if he gets arrested, his dad will just bail him out with all the Jewish gold they have stashed.

And as for the zoomer retard, it'll be some fag from reddit, discord or maybe even some guy who lurks this board who commits a crime to le epic troll Cyraxx, who will forget about it in a week.
 
Dude really does belong in a tard home. They can just keep him in a padded room and spray him down every now and then. It's not like he's capable of hurting anyone so he'd be super easy to wrangle.
I know that @JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants already pointed it out, but I don't think it can be stressed enough. Chance is violent and has a history of showing violence against those weaker than him, even if they are handicapped. Putting Chance in a home is putting innocent tards in immediate physical danger.

I archived the WMFG body cams in order by date of recording:



 
Someone else mentioned it earlier in the thread, but it feels like Chance just... forgets things. Like, he'll say he hates the police and wants them to do their jobs, but the next day, he'll call them up without any hesitation. Of course it's because he's fucking stupid, but the way he'll just completely switch his stance on things, or forget what he says not even 24 hours ago is just bizarre. It's like clearing your cache, only it's a 43 having no memories.
 
Someone else mentioned it earlier in the thread, but it feels like Chance just... forgets things. Like, he'll say he hates the police and wants them to do their jobs, but the next day, he'll call them up without any hesitation. Of course it's because he's fucking stupid, but the way he'll just completely switch his stance on things, or forget what he says not even 24 hours ago is just bizarre. It's like clearing your cache, only it's a 43 having no memories.
It's really kinda funny tbh

His memory only lasts a few days at max, and trolls could milk that. He already milks it himself by going through racing > music > art, etc. And by going to Marty when the going gets tough, but I bet you could get him riled up, for one day every week or two, walk away, and.go back. He'll never remember who you are, and you'll always be Marty.
 
I know that @JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants already pointed it out, but I don't think it can be stressed enough. Chance is violent and has a history of showing violence against those weaker than him, even if they are handicapped. Putting Chance in a home is putting innocent tards in immediate physical danger.
While Chance is dumber than a bag of hammers, most of the time he is just barely smart enough to realize when he's outgunned or outsmarted and won't charge head first into a woodchipper. For the most part he's all bark and no bite, I'd call him a paper tiger but paper tigers at least LOOK imposing, he doesn't have any of that going on.

Notice that when he's fully encased in the safe space of the goblin nest, he thinks and acts like he's Conor McGregor. He'll say whatever comes to his mind, no matter how fucked up, stupid, nonsensical, or just blatantly bullshit it may be. Screaming racial slurs, breaking an object, vowing to beat someone up or even kill them, yadda yadda.

But once he crosses the threshold of his bedroom doorway, he stops acting like Conor and his real personality starts to surface, and the further away he gets the more we see of the real Chance. And that's a very very small and insecure flaccid little micro penis, not the 13 inch sledgehammer he wishes he was.

Watch his body language when he's at his front door or even actually outside. He'll stand around with his hands in his pockets and he'll rarely look someone in the eye, normally he'll be looking down at the ground. Why is that? Because he'd have to crane his neck to look at someone in the face, which reminds him just how small and weak he is in the real world.

In that recent video where he tried talking smack to the cop for not doing enough to protect him, note where he was standing in relation to the cop. Chance was standing on his back porch while the cop was on ground level. That meant the cop had to look up to see him, which gave Chance enough of a sense of power to try nutting up to him. He's never tried that shit when they're on the same level.

He'll attack Sally because in the house he's close to his comfort zone and while she could make what's left of his teeth rattle if she wanted to, she'll never raise a hand to her precious baby boy.

And he only went after Marty because he psyched himself into it after hiding behind Sally twice. In his mind this was a movie and he was the hero about to serve some just deserts to the big bad and leave him bleeding in the moonlight. And he got sent packing with a forever fucked up nose and two black eyes in short order.

This is why he went after protest guy with a fucking baseball bat. While this guy wasn't as large as Marty, Chance needed to stack the odds as much in his favor as he possibly could, so he brought a weapon with him. And it was even more embarrassing because he actually did land a few hits, unlike with Marty, but he might as well have been hitting him with a pillow for all the damage he caused. Plus he got his bat ripped away from him by the guy he was attacking, if Chance was a Klingon he would have brought much dishonor to his family for that.

This is my very long winded way of saying that Chance is a giant pussy 99.99% of the time. And in any sort of structured living facility, I don't think violence would be what the staff would have to worry about. It would be him trying to either coax or force someone, like someone who's non verbal, into a broom closet so he can rape them. That's the kind of thing I think the staff would need to be on alert for and much less him flipping out and getting violent.
 
Chance has a one way ticket to Gre'thor
"What all you little bitch ass bitches on Kiwi Farms don't understand. What you braindead morons fail to realize. What all you stupid little bitch made non warrior pussies are too stupid to know is that my 5th stepdad spoke a little Klingon.

You know what means bitches? That means that I am a full blooded Klingon warrior badass. I've hunted for Targ on the darkest mountains of Qo'noS. I've treked to the mouth of the Kri'stak volcano and used the lava to create (holds up a plastic He-Man sword) this Bat'leth right here. And all who have tried to cross blades with me have fallen to it.

This is why I always yell "TILL STO-VO-KOR!" when I'm heading into battle, because I know that's where I'm going when I die. So I say this, loDnal DaHoHlaw' 'e' DaHar 'e' DaHar'a'!"
 
It's so funny how fucked up Chance is from school. He thinks the entire world works like school. The way he speaks as he spins his tale to the cops, his cadence, that lilting rise as he lies. It's so juvenile, as if he's a 10 year old trying to get out of trouble by lying.
I've watched the whole thing myself, Chance is just so digusting and pathetic in it.
 
Can any of you gents explain to me why he likes to "call out" people?

Does he thinks that it makes him look tough or that said people will care? hasn't he realized that he's yelling into the void. The dood has a new channel each week, he expects his call out targets to see said videos ill presume.
 
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Can any of you gents explain to me why he likes to "call out" people?
He has absolutely no agency or control in his life so he wants to be important and have an impact. Sadly he couldn't even make an impact on a Redditor with a baseball bat.
Does he thinks that it makes him look tough or that said people will care?
Yes, and yes.
hasn't he realized that he's yelling into the void.
No.
The dood has a new channel each week, he expects his call out targets to see said videos ill presume.
Yes.

In conclusion: Cyrax is a retard. He has confused being an internet freak show with being a big, important guy whose opinions people care about. He has a basically infinite capacity for self-delusion. Any facts that are inconvenient to his fantasy narrative are discarded or re-written in his head until they match what he wants. That's why he claims to have "won" every confrontation he has gotten into, even though he has lost every single one. He attacked Music Biz Marty in the street, and Marty, who is at least three times his weight and well over a foot taller than him, savagely beat him, breaking his nose and giving him two black eyes, forcing Chance to beg for mercy and admit that Marty was the "King of Akron" on pain of further beat-down. Within 24 hours he claimed he had "won" because Marty hadn't managed to kill him. Within 72 hours he was claiming to have won the fight entirely.
 
Can any of you gents explain to me why he likes to "call out" people?

Does he thinks that it makes him look tough or that said people will care? hasn't he realized that he's yelling into the void. The dood has a new channel each week, he expects his call out targets to see said videos ill presume.
Because that's what "normal" people do: they call out the things they don't like.

He thinks he's a household name, a big shit celebrity, so obviously those people he calls out will see and care. Even if it's just from his weens spamming the videos to the people he calls out.

And he's dumber than a sack of oranges.
 
"What all you little bitch ass bitches on Kiwi Farms don't understand. What you braindead morons fail to realize. What all you stupid little bitch made non warrior pussies are too stupid to know is that my 5th stepdad spoke a little Klingon.

You know what means bitches? That means that I am a full blooded Klingon warrior badass. I've hunted for Targ on the darkest mountains of Qo'noS. I've treked to the mouth of the Kri'stak volcano and used the lava to create (holds up a plastic He-Man sword) this Bat'leth right here. And all who have tried to cross blades with me have fallen to it.

This is why I always yell "TILL STO-VO-KOR!" when I'm heading into battle, because I know that's where I'm going when I die. So I say this, loDnal DaHoHlaw' 'e' DaHar 'e' DaHar'a'!"
We all know that Chance believes he is Klingon, but we all know he's really Pakled. No honor and all talk, he couldn't even swindle a Ferengi like Marty out of one federation credit. We know definitely he will rest in Gre'Thor when all is said and done.
 
Because that's what "normal" people do: they call out the things they don't like.

He thinks he's a household name, a big shit celebrity, so obviously those people he calls out will see and care. Even if it's just from his weens spamming the videos to the people he calls out.

And he's dumber than a sack of oranges.
Please don't insult the intelligence of oranges like that. No fruit or vegetable should be compared to Chance's intelligence. Maybe like mud or bricks or something.

In other news: Recent phonecall from Sally to APD confirmed fake by WGH. Cow-tippers were tipping.
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With how more aggressive Chase has been lately, I was willing to believe he lost his cool with Sally and tried to push her. I wonder why Sally hasn't given him her special sludge or better yet gotten him some type of prescription, it would avoid all the trouble lately.
 
We all know that Chance believes he is Klingon, but we all know he's really Pakled. No honor and all talk, he couldn't even swindle a Ferengi like Marty out of one federation credit. We know definitely he will rest in Gre'Thor when all is said and done.
I had to look it up because I didn't think federation credits were a thing, since the federation is always all "We've evolved beyond the need and desire for personal possessions so we don't have or use any form of currency".

But apparently, yeah they date back to the TOS days.

I thought you meant to say "one slip of gold pressed latinum".
 
Please don't insult the intelligence of oranges like that. No fruit or vegetable should be compared to Chance's intelligence. Maybe like mud or bricks or something.

In other news: Recent phonecall from Sally to APD confirmed fake by WGH. Cow-tippers were tipping.
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That's what I was afraid of.

The comments were swarming over the video of her saying she didn't remember, saying she was covering up for Chase. But the cop said they had calls from all three of them, and that's too weird. Edroy's never been recorded calling.

Now I wonder if they're using a soundboard, just a friend who can mimic, or some vocal AI.
 
That's what I was afraid of.

The comments were swarming over the video of her saying she didn't remember, saying she was covering up for Chase. But the cop said they had calls from all three of them, and that's too weird. Edroy's never been recorded calling.

Now I wonder if they're using a soundboard, just a friend who can mimic, or some vocal AI.
I agree but, Just because she didn't call the cops doesn't mean he didn't hit her.


Here's an archive of the call that Chase made to APD and the cop showed up and he argued with him.
 
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