Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Counterfeit Obol]

...shame they didn't hold Pat in Contempt of Pork.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

As usual, Honey Badger tries to help his friend, but to no avail:

I was instantly reminded of Josiah 5 (18:13 to 19:15).

"Pat: You don't get to ask questions, little one.
Josiah: Well, you don't get to define reality, actually.
Pat: You. Don't. Get. To. Ask. Me. Questions! [Jesus, what a queer]
Josiah: Ok, well, when the judge rules against you, you're gonna really understand who's in charge, Patrick.
Pat: This. Is. Not. A. Con-ver-sa-tion, little one.
Josiah: Dude, you are drunk as fuck, man! Stop drinking, stop eating so much, you idiot. Go exercise and see your daughter, you fat faggot!
Pat: SHHHHHHHHH.... Child, your mouth keeps doing that thing!
Josiah: Yeah, I'm giving you good advice, that's probably what your conscience is telling you!
Pat: You need to get that looked at by a doctor!
Josiah: You need to listen to your conscience, Patrick. Is your conscience telling you to go on Twiiter all day, or is it telling you to go have your daughter in your life, and get a real job, and... uhn... stop being obsessed with Twiiter?
Pat: SHHHHHHHHH... Little baby child. My conscience is clear."

Sure, they are fucking with Pat, but they really are the only people in his life that are actually giving him instructions on how to become a better man.
Also: This excerpt only lasts 62 seconds. But in hindsight, it might be the defining piece of PatLore. Every single sentence among these is a gem that shows everything that is needed to understand why this is happening to Pat right now:

• His need to infatilize every person he meets (little one/shhhhh...)
• His affected, closeted homossexual tendencies (those very gay fucking pauses after every sentence)
• His stubbornness and inability to stop before the legal system took him down (well... everything in the convo)

 

[RussianParasite]

I assume that the contempt of court motion is about Rick refusing to pay Quasi, ignoring the court's order.

Isn’t this even for a court order they agreed to and even filed a motion to have happen? It’d be one thing if the court ordered they pay and they just didn’t, but they literally asked for certain terms of repayment, agreed to them, and then just refused to do anything. If that isn’t a “fuck you court” I don’t know what is.

I’ll believe jail time when I see it, but that’s maybe the stupidest thing they could do in this situation, right?

ETA: holy shit does Mr 1.7 GPA think that if the court starts taking his money directly that he isn’t paying Quasi and therefore owes Quasia nothing? It would be something Technicality Tomlinson would try to pull.

 

[Meat Target]

The judge sounds like he don't take no gay fat nonsense.

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_fit_to_be_tied_over_ascot_wearing_lawyer

(archive)

Does not bode well for Pattycakes.

 

[disorder in a system]

@John Andrews Stan aka OnA’s Salted Earth Truffle is in the process of getting car crashed out of that forum for the absolutely retarded gayop she was cooking up that I guess “climaxed” with the Patrick divorce rumor that was nothing?

I’m still newish to KF—are gayops against other communities tolerated or in a gray zone? Null was in that conversation but that doesn’t mean much as he’s in most big DM chains, right?

Mods, please delete if too OT.

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Edit: @Null says the screenshot above is fake. @John Andrews Stan did spread a gay rumor about Patrick in the worst way possible on OnA and is now persona non grata over there.

Can somehow explain to me how speculating that fatrick and his wife will get divorced is being portrayed worse than OnA faggots swatting fatrick? Why is there pearl clutching over the former and not the latter?

 

[Meat Target]

Can somehow explain to me how speculating that fatrick and his wife will get divorced is being portrayed worse than OnA faggots swatting fatrick? Why is there pearl clutching over the former and not the latter?

1. OnA were not the ones swatting him. Neither were we. Both of us denounced the swattings.
2. Leading people on with false rumors because you think it's a bit isn't funny to anyone else.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

The judge sounds like he don't take no gay fat nonsense.

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https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/judge_fit_to_be_tied_over_ascot_wearing_lawyer

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Does not bode well for Pattycakes.

It's been a while since I had to do math, but - and correct me if I'm wrong here - 54,000 is an ever bigger number than 40,000. Oh no, Patty!

Fortunately that doesn't apply to Pat. After all, he told us he owns nothing, stalker. And he's never wrong.

I'm certain by tomorrow morning Your Honor Judge Sosnay will realize his mistake and force Quasi to pay Pat instead. Immediately after that he'll release Jackson Jones from prison so he and Pat can go to Hoollies, grab a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

 

[disorder in a system]

1. OnA were not the ones swatting him. Neither were we. Both of us denounced the swattings.
2. Leading people on with false rumors because you think it's a bit isn't funny to anyone else.

Lmao nigger, this website is a literal gossip forum.

 

[Meat Target]

Lmao nigger, this website is a literal gossip forum.

Gossip, not gayops, Fresh Meat.

So OnA don't like us and talk shit about us? Big whoop. Making up bullshit to fuck with them creates drama that nobody asked for, isn't funny, and takes away from patposting.

We're spectators. We're here to laugh at a fat moron who never learns his lesson, not start a brawl with another section of the bleachers.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Brothermen just found this. Does that mean the judge will now finally decide if Pat's constant refusal to pay Quasi will have real consequences? Prison arc incoming?

"No, child, I will not be sampling Jamal's sausage in prison. But you will be soon. Wait for the knock."

 

[Meat Target]

"No, child, I will not be sampling Jamal's sausage in prison. But you will be soon. Wait for the knock."

How does one make pepperoni in a jail cell?

 

[disorder in a system]

Gossip, not gayops, Fresh Meat.

So OnA don't like us and talk shit about us? Big whoop. Making up bullshit to fuck with them creates drama that nobody asked for, isn't funny, and takes away from patposting.

We're spectators. We're here to laugh at a fat moron who never learns his lesson, not start a brawl with another section of the bleachers.

A rumor about fatrick getting a divorce isn't gay ops, you're terminally retarded.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Can somehow explain to me how speculating that fatrick and his wife will get divorced is being portrayed worse than OnA faggots swatting fatrick? Why is there pearl clutching over the former and not the latter?

who exactly has been saying false rumors are just as bad as swatting? nigga as we reading the same thread? all i see are people saying false rumors are dumb and leaving it at that. that isnt pearl clutching nor is that anything close to the denouncing people here do to swatting.

How does one make pepperoni in a jail cell?

where there is a fat there is a way.

 

[The Feline Solution]

snip

Holy shit, HB in high fucking form today!
Kills me every time he adresses Niki's mother in these group chats, Snowman Fatrick is fucking hilarious too.
I concede to the brothermen that without them this would be a far less funny and much slower thread, all i'm gonna say on this gay boards war shit.

 

[Meat Target]

A rumor about fatrick getting a divorce isn't gay ops, you're terminally retarded.

I said it last week: it's one thing to think you have a lead, but it ends up going nowhere.

It's another to make shit up and claim you have spicy insider info when you don't, while stringing people along because you think blueballing other posters is funny. Not even Dan Mullen is that much of a homo.

 

[disorder in a system]

who exactly has been saying false rumors are just as bad as swatting? nigga as we reading the same thread? all i see are people saying false rumors are dumb and leaving it at that. that isnt pearl clutching nor is that anything close to the denouncing people here do to swatting.

where there is a fat there is a way.

"False rumors" rumors and gossip are both speculation about details that aren't confirmed as true. This forum is a gossip forum. Your peers shitting their pants that fatricks abusive relationship is going to come to an end doesn't amount to gayops. The cognitive dissonance required to think speculation on his marriage is worse than all the other speculation in every other aspect of his life that occurs in this thread is pathological.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How does one make pepperoni in a jail cell?

If prisoners can make moonshine in their toilets, Patrick can make pepperoni in prison. Nobody knows how to convert negro males into sausage meats better than Patrick.

 

[FinnSven]

If prisoners can make moonshine in their toilets, Patrick can make pepperoni in prison. Nobody knows how to convert negro males into sausage meats better than Patrick.

In usual circumstances yes.

But while Fatrick is enjoying prison there will be only one form of negro based sausage Fat will get to sample.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

make shit up

I’ve yet to see any evidence that anyone made shit up. Honey Badger and others saw receipts of the sources who passed the info over, including screenshots from Zoom and video from an IRL meeting with sources. You can keep repeating that someone made shit up but that doesn’t make it true. The only verified fabrication was OnA NEETs fabricating screenshots to try to frame me, Null and others for some retardation. You fell for it, too, so I don’t trust your judgment when it comes to discerning what’s true and what’s not.

 

[internet friend]

If he does face contempt fines, soon our little piglet will be upgraded to "PAY QUASNAY"