Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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@John Andrews Stan aka OnA’s Salted Earth Truffle is in the process of getting car crashed out of that forum for the absolutely retarded gayop she was cooking up that I guess “climaxed” with the Patrick divorce rumor that was nothing?

I’m still newish to KF—are gayops against other communities tolerated or in a gray zone? Null was in that conversation but that doesn’t mean much as he’s in most big DM chains, right?

Mods, please delete if too OT.

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Edit: @Null says the screenshot above is fake. @John Andrews Stan did spread a gay rumor about Patrick in the worst way possible on OnA and is now persona non grata over there.
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The Eternal Femoid, yet again
 
Edit: @Null says the screenshot above is fake. @John Andrews Stan did spread a gay rumor about Patrick in the worst way possible on OnA and is now persona non grata over there.
Null didn’t merely say the screenshot is fake. It’s fake and you fell for it, retard. Take the L. I didn’t spread shit and you’re talking out of your ass again. Owen isn’t going to fuck you, bro.
 
Piggy is on the German news, presumably for his fake swatting nonsense:


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Google translate of his tweet:

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Check out the duper's delight while Niki looks down in shame:

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If prisoners can make moonshine in their toilets, Patrick can make pepperoni in prison. Nobody knows how to convert negro males into sausage meats better than Patrick.

In almost all vertebrates, there's a stark difference between the soft, sweet flesh of the young and the tough, musky meat found in the adolescent or fully grown males: lamb and ram, chick and rooster, calf and ox, and so forth. This is also valid for pavement pork, and an urban veal virtuoso such as Pat would not sully the noble art of sausage making by utilizing flesh touched by pubescence.

If you want proof of this, look no further than his undeniable, unholy, unreasonable weight: imagine how much larger it would be if, instead of hunting down the young, he simply Sweeney Todd'd the many flatulent visitors of his second, better wife.
 
I can't believe this shit. FYI, the channel this airs on, ARD, is one of the couple of channels that is funded by tax payer money via our form of TV loicense, which is mandatory to pay (you could weasel out of it back in the days, it worked like in the UK), 18,36 yuro dollars per month. This fucking means that, i really can't believe this shit, that i'm paying, no matter how minuscle the amount, to have motherfucking fat fuck Tomlinson on TV!?!?!!!! I think i need a moment here...

Edit: Okay, it aired on SWR but the internet version is the ARDmediathek. I'm not sure if SWR is funded via the loicense, too, but i think it is.

Just checked, of course it is.
 
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With the Face Niki is making, I'm honestly surprised that someone didn't call in a welfare check. She literally looks suicidal. I have seen patients that looked less dire that actually later killed themselves.

Also, is it me, or does Fatrick really seem to be enjoying himself? If one is talking about a life threatening situation one isn't usually jovial about it. No one is going to watch the interview with Pat and actually buy his story since he seems to be having such a good time. It honestly makes him seem guilty of being in on it.
 
With the Face Niki is making, I'm honestly surprised that someone didn't call in a welfare check. She literally looks suicidal. I have seen patients that looked less dire that actually later killed themselves.

Also, is it me, or does Fatrick really seem to be enjoying himself? If one is talking about a life threatening situation one isn't usually jovial about it. No one is going to watch the interview with Pat and actually buy his story since he seems to be having such a good time. It honestly makes him seem guilty of being in on it.
In JimCan'tSwim narration voice:
The duper's delight is an emotional boost, or thrill, that some people get when they successfully cheat or deceive another person or organization. The rush they enjoy can lead them to repeat their dishonesty, even when there's no reward other than the high itself.
 
If you want proof of this, look no further than his undeniable, unholy, unreasonable weight: imagine how much larger it would be if, instead of hunting down the young, he simply Sweeney Todd'd the many flatulent visitors of his second, better wife.
Your delusions are manifesting again, child. Sweeney Todd was gainfully employed. I never will be I create high art the likes of which is too advanced for the many atalker children in this world, thus my very low book sales. Enjoy prison.
 
It's suspicious that Rick never mentions TorSwats, even though he could easily blame everything on him, which would be far more credible and sympathetic than the story he's put forth so far. Pat clearly feels he has something to gain (other than weight), or at least can punish people he hates, by sticking to the narrative that it's the atalker children doing it.

He rejects the truth of one of his swatters being aligned against KF and O&A, and KF/O&A people being the only ones who care about unmasking the culprit, because it doesn't benefit him.
 
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I think the attempts to start a cross forum war are gay. I find the ONA guys to have fun antics that literally generally amount to prank calls, prank texts, calling him on his lies, and writing books in maybe a weekend to one-up Pat. I think that as Pat becomes a bigger target (not physically, I think if he gets any fatter he'll burst) he'll probably attract shitty trolls and more people like the Torswats guy who now is basically just an attention whore who fucks up the Fatrick narrative.
There's a solid difference between speculating based upon information and acting like that faggot kid in middle school who's dad works at Nintendo. One is fine and the other makes me want to kick you in the ribs. Don't be a faggot.

The GayOps are fucking retarded. You don't need to make shit up for Fatrick to seem entertaining, him and Niki are retarded enough that given a week they will likely fuck up immensely. Like with how they're trying to hide assets and protect assets like retards trying to finish a 3 page book report before class.

If Quasi gets his car he should enter it into a Demolition Derby in Milwaukee and maybe donate it for one of those charity car smashes/ shoot ups for a charity of the Stalker Childs choice/s. I hope Patrick has to take public transportation and be forced to sit next to a crazy homeless man.
 
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