Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

The OED records actual usage in descending order.
So they got it right.

The best, most common and correct definition listed first.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

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LMAO, this idiot has gotten the rawest deal ever. She gets to suck them off and then take it up the ass. With nothing in return.
Your boyfriends are faggots. They are interested in each other and not in you. They just don’t want to be seen as gay. You are their beard. They fuck you in the ass whilst staring longingly onto each others eyes.

Don't worry, lil' Pooner, you'll find a "gay" man someday

 

[One Quick Post]

Not reinvented. Reversed.
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Nonconformity has been so fetishized that those who don't conform to nonconformity must force themselves into an unnatural form. The number of closeted straights grows every day.

The saddest part about this post is somewhere out there, there's a gym where all the men are lifting 40-50kg (88-110lbs.)

 

[ITK]

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The Oxford dictionary takes the cake.

This makes no sense. "A biological male who identifies as (calls himself) biologically female, is a woman, but is not biologically female, because that is confusing sex and gender."

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Can't even pixel-brag rite. Trury shamefur.

 

[caffeinated Chihuahua]

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Her weakness disgusts me. How little self respect can a human have? Why does she continue this "relationship"? What would be below doormat?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Her weakness disgusts me. How little self respect can a human have? Why does she continue this "relationship"? What would be below doormat?

she's desperate for validation and she's too stupid to realise the root of her problems is with the wokeness. Some flavour of Cluster B personality disorder/autism + wokeshit, is my answer.

 

[p0mm3rz]

Her weakness disgusts me. How little self respect can a human have? Why does she continue this "relationship"? What would be below doormat?

I was trying to figure out the same thing. Do these two men bring anything else to the table, or is she just that afraid of being alone?

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Tldr fuck wolves, they literally arent needed in the UK. Their role in the food chain is obsolete.

You need to look at account after account of the ecological benefits of reintroducing predators. Your position is completely counterfactual.

 

[Susanna]

Only city people like wolves. Literally everyone living in the countryside knows how much better off everyone is without them.

Shocking news: High deer populations are actually a great excuse for recreational hunting. Including tourism hunting, plenty of Germans and others who aren’t allowed to hunt in their own countries that would love to come pay you for the privilege to help you maintain your wildlife populations.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

or is she just that afraid of being alone?

That one.

 

[The Ugly One]

Only city people like wolves. Literally everyone living in the countryside knows how much better off everyone is without them.

Shocking news: High deer populations are actually a great excuse for recreational hunting. Including tourism hunting, plenty of Germans and others who aren’t allowed to hunt in their own countries that would love to come pay you for the privilege to help you maintain your wildlife populations.

People who freak out when wolves kill deer tend to freak out when people do, too. Back where I'm from, emaciated deer stumbling across lawns or dead on the side of freeways are a common sight because hUnTiNg iS cRuEl, so cull hunts are illegal.

 

[Susanna]

People who freak out when wolves kill deer tend to freak out when people do, too. Back where I'm from, emaciated deer stumbling across lawns or dead on the side of freeways are a common sight because hUnTiNg iS cRuEl, so cull hunts are illegal.

So much more cruel to shoot a deer with a rifle rather than let it be torn to shreds by a literal pack of wolves.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Teetering on the edge of self-awareness ...

 

[Got Milk!]

Teetering on the edge of self-awareness ...

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I fucking hate retards who can't math. Is he saying he's 5ft 9inches (a 3in reduction) or 5ft 10.8inches which is a 10% reduction but essentially unmeasurable? I'm assuming they are just fucking retarded and mean 5ft 11inches but it's unclear.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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LMAO, this idiot has gotten the rawest deal ever. She gets to suck them off and then take it up the ass. With nothing in return.
Your boyfriends are faggots. They are interested in each other and not in you. They just don’t want to be seen as gay. You are their beard. They fuck you in the ass whilst staring longingly onto each others eyes.

They might be, or they might be hetero men who are using the "vaginas are gross" excuse because she asked to receive oral and they are too lazy and selfish to reciprocate. Even if they don't like giving oral, there are plenty of other ways they could satisfy her.

She is not FtM, she is "enby" aka a girl with short hair and mental health problems. So, two dudes have managed to get themselves a no-strings-attached fuckbuddy who they never have to worry about pleasuring or treating particularly well. She just gives them both head, takes it up the ass, and then goes to sleep unsatisfied. How progressive! Troons continue to smash the patriarchy.

 

[Susanna]

Teetering on the edge of self-awareness ...

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I've seen plenty of trannies imagining they're getting shorter, and it still baffles me. If you're not just measuring wrong, you're getting a lower result because you're slouching so much you've developed scoliosis. It's not exactly good news. Even if he is now 175cm, that's still super tall for a woman.

 

[Toolbox]

sounds like a good time for issuing hunting licenses and eating venison then. Cant act like humans killing things is the problem when killing more things would solve it. You are a part of the ecosystem too, you know.

Agree with fucking up the environment and then just tell people who had no blame in that to 'clean it up, janny'. This mentality is present in basically every country and it is stupid every time.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

He's a narcissist in everything he does, including pixel art. He will always constantly stroke his own dick and call himself "the best pixel artist around".

i've met some really smug artists in my life but i don't think i ever met anyone on any medium who would dare say something like "i am the best in the world". You'd have to be insane. He is in the peak of "mount stupid" like in the dunning krueger graph.

I had to google to look at his stuff, i clicked on a few results that looked cool and none were actually done by him, his own google search recommends the work of other artists that piss all over his .

 

[Layton Mysteries]

These posts read like sissy porn addicted MTFs wrote them honestly, so hey, at least they pass in that regard...