Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

He's there for the food, guaranteed. He and Nikki probably can barely cook for shit if he's eating out this often.

Eating out is expensive, yet Quasi's money goes down his fat gullet every single night, even without trips to Mexico.

I'd say that confirms Lynne is footing the bill for these layabouts.

ETA: Save the date!

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Yeah I really don't believe the swattings are coming from there. I browse the board for at least 20 minutes a day when I take my shits, and I've seen zero evidence that anyone there is organizing swats. If someone from ONA is doing it (which I doubt), it's a lone wolf rogue poster and it's not being done with any coordination from other posters or the board itself. Same for if it's a farmer who's doing it. I don't know who's swatting Pat but it's not some cabal openly posting from either site.


I'll have to watch that vid when I get the chance. I don't know much about Joe, but that gif y'all post of him jamming out while looking extra retarded always cracks me up.

The swattings are coming from inside the house. It's actually Nikki doing it. She hates him so much she has been trolling him this entire time.

Ha! Man, wouldn't that be an incredible mind fuck.

I browse the board for at least 20 minutes a day when I take my shits...

I think you've discovered ONA forum's true purpose in life.

 

[grapeshark77]

I guess this confirms that Judge Sosnay will be presiding. This is a problem for Pat:



Also I hope he tries out some of his sassy jokes during the hearing, Sosnay will LOVE it!

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

No more brother wars.

 

[MilkThePig]

I don't know much about Joe, but that gif y'all post of him jamming out while looking extra retarded always cracks me up.

That's from when he was invited to play a song on stage with Blue Oyster Cult. Somebody found the video and posted it on the subreddit and pointed out that he made an absolute buffoon of himself - peacocking all over the stage with this guitar turned way too loud. You can see the singer being visibly pissed with him at the start of the video and asking him to turn it down, only for Joe to completely ignore him. Ruining that memory for Joe is what made him absolutely lose his mind in the final days of the subreddit. You can read some of his insane ramblings here - https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/reddit/user/IntlectualHomosexual.html

That was just one of his accounts too. He was sperging all over the place on multiple alts in those final few months. God he was he a fun fucking cow.

Here's the full video -

Highlights

0:15 - singer tells him to turn his shit down and is completely ignored

2:27 - Him mimicking the cymbal crash will never not make me laugh

4:56 - "Get this old faggot off stage and never let him back on again"

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

from ona

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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That's from when he was invited to play a song on stage with Blue Oyster Cult. Somebody found the video and posted it on the subreddit and pointed out that he made an absolute buffoon of himself - peacocking all over the stage with this guitar turned way too loud. You can see the singer being visibly pissed with him at the start of the video and asking him to turn it down, only for Joe to completely ignore him. Ruining that memory for Joe is what made him absolutely lose his mind in the final days of the subreddit. You can read some of his insane ramblings here - https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/reddit/user/IntlectualHomosexual.html

That was just one of his accounts too. He was sperging all over the place on multiple alts in those final few months. God he was he a fun fucking cow.

Here's the full video -

Highlights

0:15 - singer tells him to turn his shit down and is completely ignored

2:27 - Him mimicking the cymbal crash will never not make me laugh

4:56 - "Get this old faggot off stage and never let him back on again"

Thanks for the info, I always wondered about the Lore to this gif.
And yeah the fucking guitar was was way too loud

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I guess this confirms that Judge Sosnay will be presiding. This is a problem for Pat:

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Also I hope he tries out some of his sassy jokes during the hearing, Sosnay will LOVE it!

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>Be Fat Rick
>Lol
>Endlessly deny owing Quasi money to anyone who even hints otherwise
>Quasi and his lawyer get tired of your shit
>They bring forth a motion to hold you in contempt
>Reality starts closing in
>Get served with a court date
>Spend the night drinking heavily
>More heavily than usual
>Show up to court looking disheveled and wearing a Star Wars t shirt
>The shirt has sweat stains under your man titties
>The judge walks into court
>He immediately takes note of your appearance
>He starts by asking you why you haven't been paying the judgement against you
>The question echoes in your mind
>It feels as if a brick wall is falling towards you
>You're just as powerless to move as you are to hold it back
>The judge presses you
>You finally snap
>You lisp in the only way you know how
>"Your Honor, you must be mistaken. I don't owe Quasi any money."
>The judge immediately glares at you
>"Mr. Tomlinson, a summary judgement of $20,000 was made against you for..."
>He checks his paperwork
>"...filing a frivolous lawsuit against sixty John Does because someone threw a piece of bologna at your front door"
>You lisp your reply
>"Yes Your Honor. I can even tell you the brand of it from the smell. I am very familiar with pork products"
>The judge glances at the bailiff
>"Mr. Tomlinson, I've seen my share of frivolous lawsuits and I have to say yours was one of the most ridiculous ones I've ever seen in my life"
>The courtroom chuckles
>Think to yourself the judge has crossed the line
>And he needs to be put in his place
>"No child, my lawsuit wasn't frivolous or ridiculous"
>A silence falls over the courtroom
>A low growl emits from the judge's bench
>"What. Did. You. Say to me? Mr. Tomlinson?"
>Smile because you know you got him worked up
>"You heard me, child. My lawsuit was one of the most brilliant legal documents to ever come across your bench"
>The judge authoritatively points his gavel at you
>"Mr. Tomlinson, you have one chance to explain to me why I shouldn't grant the plaintiff's motion to hold you in contempt"
>Try to answer but the judge cuts you off
>"And I'm warning you to choose your next words carefully"
>Put on the biggest smile you can
>"Sweet innocent baby child. What makes you think you have the authority to do anything?"
>The judge turns a bright shade of red as he bangs his gavel
>"That's it! I'm holding you in contempt of court and sentence you to jail for the next three hundred and sixty five days! Bailiff, get this man out of my courtroom NOW!"
>Get booked and process through county lockup
>Get released after a day because the judge figured you weren't worth the resources to keep you locked up
>Go home
>See moving trucks in front of your home
>Quasi and his lawyer are seizing your assets
>Nikki walks up to you mad as hell
>She starts screaming at you in front of everybody
>She wants to know why you went viral
>Look at her confused
>"Come again?"
>She pulls out her phone
>There's a youtube video
>"No Child, You Cannot Hold Me In Contempt"
> It has over a million views
>Find out the judge granted every one of the plaintiff's motions to garnish your assets
>Those assets include Nikki's
>Everything you've worked for is gone
>Your six books, gone
>Your "vintage" Mustang, gone
>Your Indian motorcycle, gone
>Your pepperoni grinder, gone
>A bunch of Nikki's shit, gone
>She hands you a stack of papers
>"Fat Rick Tomlinson, consider yourself served"
>She storms away to have black men fart in her vagina
>Respond in the only way you know how
>"No child, none of this is happening"
>"None of this is happening at all..."

 

[AnOminous]

from ona

This probably just sets the stage for later proceedings and he'll just be told to do whatever he isn't doing (or nothing at all will happen), but if something is going to happen it will quite possibly be something like a fine immediately at the end of the hearing. I don't see anything like jail unless he does something insanely retarded like childing the judge.

Or just blowing off the hearing. That could result in a bench warrant.

 

[Wodanaz]

I don't see anything like jail unless he does something insanely retarded like childing the judge.

Where do you think you are, stalker?

 

[LGHDR+]

I guess this confirms that Judge Sosnay will be presiding. This is a problem for Pat:

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Also I hope he tries out some of his sassy jokes during the hearing, Sosnay will LOVE it!

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Holy shit, that's a hardass judge. I totally agree that you shouldn't get a lawyer who dresses like Fred from Scooby-Doo, but that's pretty light behavior compared to what Fatty Fatness is sure to pull - and that's not even considering the financial issue.

Fuck, I wish that this was televised like the Rittenhouse trial.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I don't see anything like jail unless he does something insanely retarded like childing the judge.

Or just blowing off the hearing. That could result in a bench warrant.

Both of these are rather likely.

My personal wish is that he goes full Darrell Brooks style sovcit.
"We will adress subject matter jurisdiction right now, child."
"Wrong as always, the paperwork is not in my name, but in the name of my trust."
"This is an admirality court because of the eagle on the flagpole, child. Even an infant would understand that."

Not competent to stand trial in any medical sense, children.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't see anything like jail unless he does something insanely retarded like childing the judge.

Paraphrasing a brotherman, Pat will do something more retarded than you could have imagined.

 

[AnOminous]

I totally agree that you shouldn't get a lawyer who dresses like Fred from Scooby-Doo, but that's pretty light behavior compared to what Fatty Fatness is sure to pull - and that's not even considering the financial issue.

I hope Rick shows up with a lawyer dressed like this:

I am also now imagining the judge as the spitting image of Fred Gwynne.

 

[RussianParasite]

>Respond in the only way you know how
>"No child, none of this is happening"
>"None of this is happening at all..."

I like this ending, but would propose an alternate:

>As your and your second, better wife’s assets are loaded into the repo van and she screams about being humiliated in front of millions you think to yourself
>“finally, stalker, I have become a world famous Author.”

 

[Maude Snew]

"This is an admirality court because of the eagle on the flagpole, child. Even an infant would understand that."

Arguably he is a seaworthy vessel. He's way too fat to sink and could probably used as a floatation device for the entire population of India. He's big enough and they're used to bad smells already. Only downside is all that grease would forever murder all the oceans.

 

[The Backwards Man]

"On the charge of murder and cannibalism of african american children, we the jury find the Defendant gui-"
"Child, your mouth is doing that thing where it keeps talking"

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat went radio silent for over 13 hours on Twitter when this dropped, I assume he got an e-mail alert.

This will definitely be the end of him being able to ignore the debt, he'll either be told to set up a plan and if he doesn't it gets bad, or he won't show up and it gets bad immediately. I think he'll seriously try to relitgate the original case that he lost and piss off the judge.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

"No, child, you are not divorcing me. We are still married, and we always will be."
"Wrong again, stalker. I am not sleeping in an alleyway in a cardboard box, I own a house and I am sleeping in a bed."
"Wrong, child, I am not dying from being stabbed in the intestines by a homeless man for sleeping in his alleyway. You are not a doctor, and I am not in a hospital. You are mentally ill, stalker. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker child, I am not dead. I am not standing in front of Your Holy Throne, and You will not judge me for my sins. "

 

[Meat Target]

Also I'm of the opinion that ONA did zero swats, they certainly don't seem to support them as a community.

Those peeps are funny as fuck though, they troll pat like it's 2000s fuckery, and I crack up every time I lurk their board. It's like classic internet fucking with someone. And it wouldn't be acceptable here.

But it's a different board and a different culture than the farms. They fuck with someone directly to endless laughs, but they do it on their board.

You can disagree with their methods, but those guys are fucking funny in my opinion, and to reiterate, they do it on their own board and website. We have no place judging peoples morality when it comes to cow watching and trolling on their own website. This is the farms, we have rules and an established decorum, but only on the farms. We are not the entire internet.


Let the funny as fuck ONA people do their thing on their own turf. It's none of your business what goes on there, but you know you've gotten lawfs out of it. Let em be.

Half the content and probably more in this thread is generated by them and you all know it. Let them do their thing and be glad you get to chuckle at it. Stop moralfagging about a community most of us are not a part of.

They're our cousins-in-shitposting, and deserve our respect for delivering lulz.

That said:

I've been around since the early days of the old subreddit and I'm almost certain nobody from ona is responsible for any of the swats. Before Patrick, we were fucking with Anthony Cumia for years, who since 2014 has been doing an internet show from his basement and then later from his NYC studio. If swatting was the type of thing we found funny, Anthony would've been a prime target for it but it's never happened once. I don't even remember the term 'swatting' ever being used on the subreddit.

Remember that you guys can get away with trolling and cowtipping because you're small enough, and your only enemies are retarded fat faggots with bitch tits. We cannot. We have fatties, trannies, journalists, corporations, and Feds gunning for us.

That's why Null doesn't want us doing it. Our Dear Feeder isn't being a fun-hating prick; he just doesn't want more messes to clean up, on top of keeping the site running.