Barbie - A More Successful Movie than You'd Think

[Anonitolia]

Jesus fucking Christ….
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what is it with movies this year and spitting on the dead by shoving them into big projects without their consent?

 

[The Doom Slayer]

So it's a subversive shitfest with loads of le wacky meta commentary, virtue signalling and pretty much hates its own subject matter.

Yup, it's a modern day hollywood movie alright.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Jeremy Jahns confirmed it as a "smash the patriarchy" film.

Jesus fucking Christ….
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holy based?

 

[ITK]

Jesus fucking Christ….
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This is retarded.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

LOL this barbiheimer shit is my indication to stay away from both movies. Genius marketing from the powers that be, but also a red flag that both movies are trash

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

LOL this barbiheimer shit is my indication to stay away from both movies. Genius marketing from the powers that be, but also a red flag that both movies are trash

I don’t think that’s a marketing thing, just an internet meme thing. Like when Animal Crossing and Doom came out on the same day.

Like I’m pretty sure the Oppenheimer guy was annoyed by it.

 

[King George III]

Jesus fucking Christ….
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So which Academy Award is this retardation going to win? With how faggy the Oscars have become, I would not be the least bit surprised if it wins something.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Anonitolia]

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within the first half-hour or the first five minutes?

 

[Anonitolia]

Jesus fucking Christ….
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hey wait a minute

this film is depicting a matriarchal utopia that oppresses and marginalizes the men
and then the men rise up and do the same thing to the women

and then the women take their society back?

did
did they not bother to think for even a single second on what that implies?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

hey wait a minute

this film is depicting a matriarchal utopia that oppresses and marginalizes the men
and then the men rise up and do the same thing to the women

and then the women take their society back?

did
did they not bother to think for even a single second on what that implies?

“No no, you see, they portray all the men as stupid, vapid and lazy, so clearly they’re the bad guys!”

 

[blablabla]

I legit tought it was going to be a Smart movie about the evils of capitalism but is just man Bad lol?

 

[D_Tractor]

hey wait a minute

this film is depicting a matriarchal utopia that oppresses and marginalizes the men
and then the men rise up and do the same thing to the women

and then the women take their society back?

did
did they not bother to think for even a single second on what that implies?

Wasn't there an old (1950s or '60s) Twilight Zone or Outer Limits episode with the exact same plot line?

 

[pururun]

I find it absolutely bizarre that Ryan Gosling brought out so much enthusiasm and goodwill as Ken, bringing in people who otherwise would never be interested in a Barbie movie, and they didn't think to do some reshoots or something to make him not the villain. It might make the movie more of a mess than it already is, but I'm perplexed that they would tank such an easy slam dunk like that.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Jesus fucking Christ….
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Wait why does Ken go back to establish the Patriarchy? The guys were engaging only in recreation? The very thing the media typically complain of. "Manchildren"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait why does Ken go back to establish the Patriarchy? The guys were engaging only in recreation? The very thing the media typically complain of. "Manchildren"

And apparently all it takes for them to take over and turn the women into helpless girlfriends/wives/ect is “hey, did you know patriarchy is a thing?”

 

[Omen_Sulk]

And apparently all it takes for them to take over and turn the women into helpless girlfriends/wives/ect is “hey, did you know patriarchy is a thing?”

So this is the same type of hypocritical IP deconstructionism we saw in The Last Jedi?

 

[Odd Opossum]

lol Imagine if after all of the memes depicting Oppenheimer as a soyjak cuck sobbing over making a nuke, it still ends up being more well-liked then this pussy-hat wearing joke of a film.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

So this is the same type of hypocritical IP deconstructionism we saw in The Last Jedi?

It reeks of it from the notes given.

 

[WULULULULU]

In a perfect world, both this and Oppenheimer would get 0$ worth of Box Office given that both are moralfagging about values (patriarchy and nuclear weaponry).