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Karen Riley said:
I always found it interesting how ridiculously happy Ivy made Chris. I mean sure she was saying behind the scenes 'oh you should make a video doing x,' but he never seemed as willing and as happy to be a performing monkey for anyone as Ivy made him.

I think she was the first girl in his life to tell him she was romantically interested in him and speak to him regularly on the phone for long periods of time. It was possibly the first taste of romance for Chris that felt real and true and it made him genuinely happy at the time.

He did talk to 'Julie,' on Skype but asides from the fact she was clearly a boy, he was instantly flung into drama with her 'evil brother Max,' that involved fruitless trips to Ohio and regular threats about his PSN account. Ivy probably felt a lot more pure.
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I think you are right, I think he really did believe he loved Ivy. Now with Julie I think he only came to her rescue to prove to everyone hes a "big man" if I remember correctly wasn't Max always picking on Chris manhood?
 
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Terrorist said:
We already know what Cole thinks of Chris' misadventures, but what about the rest of the amazing Chan clan? I imagine they know something, but not the full scope since they don't seem very internet-savvy.

And not really about Chris, but what's the OG A-log up to these days?
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Like Cole, David and Carol (Bob's children by his first wife) want nothing to do with Chris. I'm not entirely certain that he's even met Carol, to be honest. The only times Chris has really interacted with David, to my knowledge, is as a patient and at funerals. I'm sure that David's daughter is aware of Chris, and probably wants nothing to do with him as well; I'm unsure if Carol has kids, but I'd imagine they'd be the same way. As for Barb's relatives, I'm only aware of elderly ones, so they probably only know what Barb tells them over the phone (at least those who will actually speak to her).

Someone posted an update on A-Log a few days(?) ago somewhere. He's still a sperg, apparently, but doesn't chimp out as much.
 
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Karen Riley said:
Super optimistic 17th. That's when he tended to start begging for donations generally before. Anything beyond that or in the early 20s even is taking a risk
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CharlieBrowns said:
I'm taking the risk. 21st.

Chris, don't fail me now!
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I don't give it a day more than to the 10th. He spends money like pouring water into a bucket with no bottom.
I'll even congratulate him on his facebook if he lasts that long.
 
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I say he does something noteworthy on the 28th. For some reason he usually appeals bans, makes a video, kills his PS3 or does something equally wacky right around then.
 
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He'll cut his bent duck off for a Christmas present he'll give himself to speed up the beat based mutation into another gender.

I now need to take a shower to clean up the projectile vomit I just soiled myself with from typing that while having to think about the details of that eventual plot turn on the ride that's quickly approaching an end.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Here's a horrific thought - If Chris could, would he have a sex with himself? (you know with like a clone or whatever).
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he wouldn't recognize the clone as a clone and freak out
when the clone states that his name is christine chandler he would freak out more and start a fight, and quickly withdraw
in short they would get mad at each other, yell, and run away
 
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ZehnBoat said:
he wouldn't recognize the clone as a clone and freak out
when the clone states that his name is christine chandler he would freak out more and start a fight, and quickly withdraw
in short they would get mad at each other, yell, and run away
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He would be fully confident that everyone can distinguish between himself and the clone because "the clone is fat, I'm thin" or some other stupid oblivious shit.
 
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infinifoig said:
someone should convince chris to become a cam girl - he'd probably make money masturbating on sites like chaturbate
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part of me wonders why he isn't doing that
he tried to be a prostitute, he wanted to be a belly dancer
but the other part of me realized he would just beg for money first
 
Chris liked a hypnosis video called "Stop Self Sabotaging - Feel Worthy And Deserving Fast!"

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This isn't so much about Chris as it is about his hometown. I have a habit of virtually "visiting" random places through GoogleMaps, (yeah :autism:) but I think Ruckersville looks charming. I like the flower names they have for the town's roads- Goldenrod, Daffodil, Petunia, Geranium, Tulip, Carnation, and Narcissus.

(Chris should move to a house on Narcissus.)
 
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