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I haven't found anything yet about social workers' experience with the Chandler household. Was there anything ever done as far as social workers checking up on them, and what they recommended? The social workers' opinions and feelings about the family, and documentation?

There must be an account somewhere in the Chris saga.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling this is all gonna end or change soon? With all the traumatic nonsense going on with Chris, this feels like its gonna culminate with either him seeking treatment or a grimmer scenario that I won't even mention.

Idealistically I really want Chris to get his shit together and seek treatment or something. I'm 99% sure this won't happen and some of us aren't ready to put our prized lolcow out to pasture.

In reality Chris is probably gonna up the ante and be 500 times more terrible.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling this is all gonna end or change soon? With all the traumatic nonsense going on with Chris, this feels like its gonna culminate with either him seeking treatment or a grimmer scenario that I won't even mention.

Idealistically I really want Chris to get his shit together and seek treatment or something. I'm 99% sure this won't happen and some of us aren't ready to put our prized lolcow out to pasture.

In reality Chris is probably gonna up the ante and be 500 times more terrible.

Yeah, if this were a TV show, I would think we were building up to the big finale.

Thing is, I also thought that when he was being tried for macing a Gamestop employee. Chris tends to escalate, and plateau. Nothing ever really seems to end.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling this is all gonna end or change soon? With all the traumatic nonsense going on with Chris, this feels like its gonna culminate with either him seeking treatment or a grimmer scenario that I won't even mention.

Idealistically I really want Chris to get his shit together and seek treatment or something. I'm 99% sure this won't happen and some of us aren't ready to put our prized lolcow out to pasture.

In reality Chris is probably gonna up the ante and be 500 times more terrible.
I have a strong feeling that things will go great for Chris in 2017 and he will behave himself accordingly. We'll get the usual oddities, but I do not think he will fall on his face in 2017. After that, I think Chris will take a very hard dive because he did not prepare for the future properly.
I was wondering, does anyone think there is a chance that Tosh.o would invite Chris on the show to do an interview about Tomgirlism or Gamestop in an effort to stay hip and relevant?
 
Weens will be paying to have sex with Chris.

This might be the closest they can get.

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Does anyone else get the feeling this is all gonna end or change soon? With all the traumatic nonsense going on with Chris, this feels like its gonna culminate with either him seeking treatment or a grimmer scenario that I won't even mention.

Idealistically I really want Chris to get his shit together and seek treatment or something. I'm 99% sure this won't happen and some of us aren't ready to put our prized lolcow out to pasture.

In reality Chris is probably gonna up the ante and be 500 times more terrible.
There have been several occasions when it looked like the end was nigh. His two arrests, Unclit I, Unclit II, the death of Bob, but ultimately the ride never ends. When you think it's over, Chris just does something insane and unpredictable and the saga continues in a new direction. Then, once that dies down, he just continues to bumble along.

My prediction for next year is that Chris gets framed for the rash of celebrity deaths this year, only for Phil to get arrested due to his claims that he's better at killing celebrities than CWC. Then Chris will shit himself and do nothing, remaining unaware of Phil's existence and simply assuming that it all sorted itself out.
 
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Just wondering something. Obviously Chris is known all over the world, but how many people on this forum live in Chris' vicinity? Are there users here who discovered Chris in IRL first, then found the forums?
 
Just wondering something. Obviously Chris is known all over the world, but how many people on this forum live in Chris' vicinity? Are there users here who discovered Chris in IRL first, then found the forums?

Ruckersvillian is the only one who lives locally as far as I know. However, Raider dude also did but he's long gone and apparently people don't like him anymore. Other than that I can't think of any.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling this is all gonna end or change soon? With all the traumatic nonsense going on with Chris, this feels like its gonna culminate with either him seeking treatment or a grimmer scenario that I won't even mention.

Idealistically I really want Chris to get his shit together and seek treatment or something. I'm 99% sure this won't happen and some of us aren't ready to put our prized lolcow out to pasture.

In reality Chris is probably gonna up the ante and be 500 times more terrible.

Barb's gonna die, Chris is going to have some sort of breakdown and end up homeless or institutionalized. I wish there was some other possibility here, but I can't see any
 
Archive.org just posted up the entire print run of Nintendo Power. Which issue was it that Chris was in print?

https://archive.org/details/nintendopower&tab=collection

Barb's gonna die, Chris is going to have some sort of breakdown and end up homeless or institutionalized. I wish there was some other possibility here, but I can't see any

And all the other loonies will be yelling "JULAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! JULLLLLLLAAAYYYYYY!" from their rubber rooms. Chris is gonna have loads of fun at Arkham.
 
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PetsMart has pickle-shaped catnip toys now. I wish they had them back when Chris was getting mad about the pickle saga, so someone could have sent him a box of them.
:pickle::pickleman::pickle:
-At least the Chandler cats, or what remains of them, would dig the pickle.
You rang? (Oh and I DO love pickles, btw. .... Rate/joke at will, there ...)
 
Does Chris have a working computer? The CWVcki said that whatever he was using was starting to fail in mid-2010. It mentions another computer 'blocked by clothes' but who knows what condition that was in then, let alone now.

His videos have been phone and PS4 recently. He must have used one in September 2015 for the Sonichu update. Maybe it's been buried again.

Is he just an iPhone power user now?
 
Does Chris have a working computer? The CWVcki said that whatever he was using was starting to fail in mid-2010. It mentions another computer 'blocked by clothes' but who knows what condition that was in then, let alone now.

His videos have been phone and PS4 recently. He must have used one in September 2015 for the Sonichu update. Maybe it's been buried again.

Is he just an iPhone power user now?
Well, there was the laptop someone sent him.

Someone sent Chris a laptop with some sort of keylogging software installed. Chris just had it wiped and put a new OS on it. Free laptop.
 
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