Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

He stuffs whatever he has left on his groin into the balldo.

I have a different theory. I believe Kayla stuffs her distended labia into the balldo and pegs Nick with the balldo.

After pumping out 5 kids there's gotta be a lot of meat hanging out to stuff that balldo!

 

[JudyGemstone]

I wasn't under the impression his family was very physically active given Mr. Heat Allergy takes the "entire family" to chiropractor appointments on Our Wife's insistence. A heavy indicator of Sitting On My Ass disease.

I spit my drink out when I read this. WINNER!

But seriously.... Nick is kind of doing the most activities driving all the kids around. What does Kayla do? I'm seriously asking, because only Nick and the nanny drive. Is she too medicated to drive?

I feel bad for the kids and don't want to include them, but their marriage is the strangest dynamic with the weirdest behaviors.

EDIT: Grammar

 

[Sewer Rat]

Maybe it would help Rekieta to fix his "on camera drinking" if he stopped the 50 totally real "my X just happened to die today, but I had to superchat you to ask for a toast" these donations are as fake as the game dones quick event donations, and everyone cringe at them, even the guests.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He also spent about 30k on the 'Lawyer Cat' painting, bidding against his mother, as I recall.

There's no fucking way he paid $30k for that cat painting. This whole time I thought some fan painted it over a weekend as a free gift or something, that painting isn't worth more than a couple hundred dollars if that, and it's just laying on the floor in the corner like it's some random mass produced thing.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Then you have people like Quartering and Viva Frei who have active contracts with Rumble which is fine and are actively defending the company from smears from fat pedos which is fine as well. However, they then also turn around and say that it's totally fine to censor Fuentes. It's really fucking annoying from Frei who goes on and on about how Rumble is the most pro free speech site there is. He also actively wrote the TOS so he's actively disingenuous.

That's the problem with the milquetoast, family-friendly free speech types.

Their Overton window may be shifted further to the right, but they won't actually go to the mat to support anyone who they personally find distasteful and nuclear.

 

[Nol 2]

Their Overton window may be shifted further to the right, but they won't actually go to the mat to support anyone who they personally find distasteful and nuclear.

What you don't expect these people to actually do something that could negatively effect their bottom line for no possible upside, do you?

The grifters are held in contempt for a reason.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

On Nina Infinity's stream...

Nina: So there's this chick on the whatever podcast. She's a lawyer...she has OnlyFans...she's very naked all over twitter. I've already seen all she's got to offer.
Nick: I'm very jealous of her now.

How many times do you have to joke about being a faggot until people decides it's not a joke?

Lauren DeLaguna?

 

[Maude Snew]

But seriously.... Nick is kind of doing the most activities driving all the kids around. What does Kayla do? I'm seriously asking, because only Nick and the nanny drive. Is she too medicated to drive?

She's in meetings all day with large African gentlemen negotiating the import/export of natural gas.

 

[not william stenchever]

Maybe it would help Rekieta to fix his "on camera drinking" if he stopped the 50 totally real "my X just happened to die today, but I had to superchat you to ask for a toast" these donations are as fake as the game dones quick event donations, and everyone cringe at them, even the guests.

But you don't understand. That superchatter's pygmy elephant just got divorced and the only thing keeping the pint sized pachyderm from necking is balldo man getting paid to knock back some whiskey.

 

[Kosher Dill]

large African gentlemen negotiating the import/export of natural gas.

Energy kings, if you will.

 

[Potatoherder]

A clean log as far as i can tell and he did pretty well. $342 on rumble compared to $247 YT.

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Looking at the spread of superchats it seems like the guest(s) did a good job at not creating the normal dead zone.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's a better interviewer than he was lawyer though.

LOW BAR.

But seriously.... Nick is kind of doing the most activities driving all the kids around. What does Kayla do? I'm seriously asking, because only Nick and the nanny drive. Is she too medicated to drive?

It's summer. Kids are out of sch.... Oh, wait. Well, maybe Kayla gets summers off.

(Seriously, though: they have 5 kids. That is a fuck-ton of shuttling around. And even if they homeschool, summer typically involves a lot of activities, outings, camps or teams. Nick "works" from home and doesn't work all that much - at the very least he has no boss demanding shit on short deadlines, and as we all know, he doesn't exactly spend time getting his prep or content into perfect shape before streaming. So: he's got the time, and he should be running kids around.

Besides, if they aren't locally social and so don't have other people to rotate carpool to common activities with, it's all on them.

Or, he's lying and using "muh kids" as an excuse to be absent.)

 

[my only throwaway account]

So I've seen you shits throw around numbers from 30k to 70k for these atrociously ugly paintings (no offense, rekieta), so I tried looking online for any auction records of this eric waught guy.
Because you assholes couldn't just fucking link a source to these price claims I've now wasted like 2 hours of my life looking shit up about this faggot and reading through retarded articles.
Here's some fun facts about this eric waught character:
- he does NFT art, which would lead you to think that he'd have some internet presence
- his biggest social media is facebook with a solid following of under 4000
- he does not have a Wikipedia entry
- his website ericwaugh.com says he's "one of the world's most popular and collected artists"
- when you google how old he is, the results say hes born in 1929 and 1963


Do call me out if I'm wrong but....I'm pretty sure this guy is just a complete nobody?
His only claim to fame seems to be that the guinness book of world records credited him with having the largest painting in the world in 2001... but he lost that title years ago.... and even back then it was only kinda true on a technicality.
His website has an articles section that proudly proclaims "Waugh is featured in 17 pages of Forbes" and then a pdf to a forbes 30 under 30 from 2017 which really made me think he's legit. But then I actually clicked on it and noticed that, yes, he was indeed featured in the Forbes 30 under 30, but not in the actual list... he's just kinda on a cover page... Forbes described him as 'one of the world's most famous "live" painters' (no idea what a live painter is) - what a disingenuous fucking prick; bragging about being features it Forbes and linking a 30 under 30 would obviously lead people to believe that he's actually ON the list and not just fucking featured on the cover.
I also found out why i couldn't find any auction records from one of his instagram captions:
"HOW TO BID: Simply send me a private message with the amount you would like to bid. If you get outbid, I will notify you. It's that simple!"
Admittedly I don't know much about auctions but what the fuck is that? Is that normal?? He could just lie and up the price, no one has any way to confirm if some other person sent him a Direct Message with a higher bid - he could straight up just lie and say "someone outbid you" until a person stops bidding and then later say "The person who outbid you doesn't want to pay, since you're the second highest bid I'll let you buy the piece at your bidding price "

the only auctions I could find credited to an Eric Waught is invaluable.com/artist/waugh-eric-t0u8cqe0dl/sold-at-auction-prices/ with some paintings going for a whopping estimate of $100 to $1000 or even $0 to $0. truly, one of the world's most popular and collected artists. These are also all from 1930 to 1965 so it's probably another artist with the same name or something.

Can someone please look shit up about this guy? I refuse to believe that Nick paid more than 50 cents for one of this retard's paintings.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Can someone please look shit up about this guy? I refuse to believe that Nick paid more than 50 cents for one of this retard's paintings.

Look I am serious. This is just how Nick buys drugs. The reason the bids are private is because no matter how high of a number you put up, if this guy doesn't think you are trustworthy he'll just say someone else won the auction or just send the painting without the drugs or whatever.

That is the reason he is buying these trash you can find for 5$, for 50,000$

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Because you assholes couldn't just fucking link a source to these price claims I've now wasted like 2 hours of my life looking shit up about this faggot and reading through retarded articles.

I'm sure complaining that your autistic quest is hard while calling farmers assholes for not making it easier on you will earn you updoots.

Because you assholes couldn't just fucking link a source to these price claims I've now wasted like 2 hours of my life looking shit up about this faggot and reading through retarded articles.

You'll find the vast fucking majority of farmers citing prices are doing so based off a memory of what Nick said in livestreams that happened a year ago. These prices cited match up roughly with what I remember, but I haven't the faintest idea how accurate they are. If the prices matter that much to you this much, request more specific information and do the legwork to track down the streams that Nick mentioned the prices on. At a bare minimum it might help you refine whatever autistic quest you're on.

I also found out why i couldn't find any auction records from one of his instagram captions:
"HOW TO BID: Simply send me a private message with the amount you would like to bid. If you get outbid, I will notify you. It's that simple!"
Admittedly I don't know much about auctions but what the fuck is that? Is that normal?? He could just lie and up the price, no one has any way to confirm if some other person sent him a Direct Message with a higher bid - he could straight up just lie and say "someone outbid you" until a person stops bidding and then later say "The person who outbid you doesn't want to pay, since you're the second highest bid I'll let you buy the piece at your bidding price "

I'm pretty sure MOST art (admittedly I know nothing about art in excess of the hundreds of dollars range) is going to be sold without going through 3rd parties. And yes. He could just lie about the bidding price, but so? One of the reasons to buy shitty art is to say you paid a bunch of money for art. At the end of the day, art is worth what people will pay for it like any other product. And in this specific instance Nick was literally bidding against his own mother so we know there were at least two bidders.

the only auctions I could find credited to an Eric Waught is invaluable.com/artist/waugh-eric-t0u8cqe0dl/sold-at-auction-prices/ with some paintings going for a whopping estimate of $100 to $1000 or even $0 to $0. truly, one of the world's most popular and collected artists. These are also all from 1930 to 1965 so it's probably another artist with the same name or something.

Did you expect the money laundering industry to be transparent?

 

[Owlbear]

I'm pretty sure the "art" from Eric Waugh was either purchased at a charity auction (maybe for the zoo?) or a custom commission related to something he saw at one of these charity gigs. In either case, the amount paid would be somewhat dissociated from the amount the piece is actually worth. Charity auction art pieces routinely go for 10x the actual appraised value of the thing, and commissions are charged by time spent on the work, at a huge markup.

Also, Eric Waugh is a boomer "artist" and failed NFT grifter. His "live painting" thing is about painting as a performance, probably because his paintings are too shitty to sell otherwise.

Edit - it looks like the Eric Waugh art was all commissioned. Forget the stuff about charity.

 

[Spaded Dave]

INB4 Nick gets audited and we find out he's writing off the paintings twice as both a personal charitable donation and a business expense.

The Rekieta audit arc would be the funniest thing we could possibly be blessed with, unfortunately it will likely never happen.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He posted about Kayla's gift to Nick on insta, presumably after the gift stream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSHmzDCnQT3/

https://archive.ph/g8CyO

(archive maybe not working? probably meta bullshit.)

He does quite a few commissions, saw several family portraits while skimming through his insta. Maybe has a preference to music and musician based topics (as opposed to booze), but there's definitely a variety of subject matters in his style.

Kind of surprised Balldoman didn't get this one, I know how much he loves music and Star Wars:



Edit: he boasts about how many paintings he's sold, and as mentioned upthread, he does performance paintings as well. So this guy is about moving units, not making masterpieces. Which fair enough, most artists don't make a living at what they do, so good on him.

Flip side on the speculation upthread, Mr. Waugh seems to be based in Canada, so I don't think Balldoman has the gumption to move drugs across the border. If the Rackets are still using, it's probably sourced from some guy at a local bar that Kayla knows.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm pretty sure MOST art (admittedly I know nothing about art in excess of the hundreds of dollars range) is going to be sold without going through 3rd parties. And yes. He could just lie about the bidding price, but so? One of the reasons to buy shitty art is to say you paid a bunch of money for art. At the end of the day, art is worth what people will pay for it like any other product. And in this specific instance Nick was literally bidding against his own mother so we know there were at least two bidders.

There are some people that buy expensive things just so they can brag they bought expensive things, but usually that involves cool things people are actually envious of. Cars, houses, jewelry, clothes. electronics, etc.

What I don't get is why he thought it was flex to buy these and tell people what he paid.

These paintings are shit and hilariously overpriced. I am pretty sure I am not alone in that opinion, either. I don't see people saying "OMG! Rekieta is sooooo rich." I see people saying "He spend how much on what?!"

I am not sure I buy the drug theory, but @Spaded Dave has got me rubbing my chin on his tax-writeoff theory.

 

[AnOminous]

One of the reasons to buy shitty art is to say you paid a bunch of money for art.

But if it's lying on the floor and makes a Tijuana Velvet Elvis look like Picasso, it's not going to impress anyone, any more than buying some shitty overpriced Mustang to crash like a retard the first day you have it.

These paintings are shit and hilariously overpriced. I am pretty sure I am not alone in that opinion, either. I don't see people saying "OMG! Rekieta is sooooo rich." I see people saying "He spend how much on what?!"

For someone who apparently came from money he comes across as a nouveau riche fleabag. People are as impressed by those paintings as they are by the Balldo, which is to say negatively impressed.