Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

I'm sorry if I'm misrembering this, didn't Jim mistreat/ sexually harass his last editor? How could he say "_ is a bad company" for "mistreating their employees" when he's done the same thing?
He underpaid his editor to the point of the editor all but having a mental breakdown for over a year while spending money on all the pointless nonsense to brag about on twitter. But he's not Activision, so he can't be guilty of what they are.
 
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He is not a pretty sight. Look at his face. Is he cracking out the leftover Duke Amiel lead paint for his foundation?
He looks like he has fucking jaundice. Is he addicted to alcohol in addition to painkillers now? He wasn’t doing his long-term health any favors to begin with, what with weighing a metric ton most of his adult life, but combine that with a history of drug abuse and a warzone of hormones rotting his brain, and I’d be shocked if he makes it another ten years.
 
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He actually looks fucking atrocious. I agree it's probably just bad lighting/makeup giving him the texture of a corpse, but remember everyone: this is the guy who regularly gets hit on at lesbian bars. Old ladies compliment his boots and men offer to carry his groceries. These are all things that Really Happened™.
 
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He actually looks fucking atrocious. I agree it's probably just bad lighting/makeup giving him the texture of a corpse, but remember everyone: this is the guy who regularly gets hit on at lesbian bars. Old ladies compliment his boots and men offer to carry his groceries. These are all things that Really Happened™.
He looks like a corpse... I don't get why he insists on wearing makeup all the time.... you know, not every female wears makeup.
 
Heavy makeup is an obligatory part of the womanface. Without it how would you know he’s not just a fat man?
> "Check out my non-binary finery!"
> Exclusively wears women's clothes


This does make me curious what it would be like to see Jim dressed in his old fashy get-up now, with his creepy long hair and shotgun make-up.
 
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He actually looks fucking atrocious. I agree it's probably just bad lighting/makeup giving him the texture of a corpse, but remember everyone: this is the guy who regularly gets hit on at lesbian bars. Old ladies compliment his boots and men offer to carry his groceries. These are all things that Really Happened™.
Well to be fair, he’s probably still more attractive than the average British woman
 
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He actually looks fucking atrocious. I agree it's probably just bad lighting/makeup giving him the texture of a corpse, but remember everyone: this is the guy who regularly gets hit on at lesbian bars. Old ladies compliment his boots and men offer to carry his groceries. These are all things that Really Happened™.
I wonder what this Jim would say to the current one?
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He actually looks fucking atrocious. I agree it's probably just bad lighting/makeup giving him the texture of a corpse, but remember everyone: this is the guy who regularly gets hit on at lesbian bars. Old ladies compliment his boots and men offer to carry his groceries. These are all things that Really Happened™.
Just replace the mug he's holding with a can of Monster White, and this would be a perfect new midlife crisis image.
 
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