Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Dante Alighieri]

Butter, some say mayonnaise. I've never done that but I might try it with Kewpie.

Mayo works excellently for this, if you don't have butter.

 

[teriyakiburns]

speaking of the man, what does he do nowadays?

Mostly either running his restaurant empire, or appearing on TV shows He's got four on the go at the moment.

 

[Steinercard]

That's how you prepare pork belly (minus the salt). Also it lets you sieve the scum off the surface that can give it a funky taste.

Lesser mortals (IE Wogs.) are not prepared for the purity and bliss that is crispy crackling on Pork Belly.

 

[Sulla]

Lesser mortals (IE Wogs.) are not prepared for the purity and bliss that is crispy crackling on Pork Belly.

It's an actual tragedy that based marco is less well known than soy boy gordon.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

appearing on TV shows He's got four on the go at the moment.

hes still getting TV shows? i have never heard of a single new one, i thought he stopped coming into people's failing restaurants, pretending everything he does himself is shit when they do it and then giving it a new coat of paint before it goes out of business 2 weeks later

 

[AbyssStarer]

Gordon Ramsey could probably sit on his laurels until death if he wanted.

before it goes out of business 2 weeks later

You notice watching Kitchen Nightmares that they always pick restaurants that are already doomed because they're better for TV. His Hotel Hell show was bretty gud, you get to see Ramsey's butt as he goes in showers.
The shows are all formulaic, of course, but it has its place.

 

[AnOminous]

You notice watching Kitchen Nightmares that they always pick restaurants that are already doomed because they're better for TV.

They were also usually run by assholes and morons because they were more funny. And that's obviously why they were actually doomed, because they weren't going to take good advice anyway. Amy's Baking Company would be a perfect example.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Gordon Ramsey could probably sit on his laurels until death if he wanted.

You notice watching Kitchen Nightmares that they always pick restaurants that are already doomed because they're better for TV. His Hotel Hell show was bretty gud, you get to see Ramsey's butt as he goes in showers.
The shows are all formulaic, of course, but it has its place.

They were also usually run by assholes and morons because they were more funny. And that's obviously why they were actually doomed, because they weren't going to take good advice anyway. Amy's Baking Company would be a perfect example.

that show was so disingenuous
its purely fun to hear gordon yell and see some shit food, but the man makes a molehill out of an ant, hell get some shitty little babycarrot garnish on the side of his meal and stand up in the restaurant taking the piss out of it for tv
and i imagine it looks ridiculous in the irl, but everyone still laughs because 1. its big tv chef gordon ramsey oh mah gawd and 2. a man is stood up yelling across the cafe about a babycarrot, whats not to laugh at?
also the amount of audio cutting they do... sure, you could say its just for brevity because sometimes people ramble a lot, but i dont doubt that they do a good bit of editing to make some of these chefs and owners sound worse than they really are by making it seem like THEY THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS

what i wanna know is
why did Gordon mandate that every episode of hotel hell has to have a closeup shot of his naked ass?

 

[The Feline Solution]

Butter, some say mayonnaise.

I tried it with mayonnaise after hearing about it from many different corners of the internet, butter is still superior when it comes to grilled cheese IMO. Probably just some dumb plebbit/mommy blogger trend. I tried it with some no-name storebrand mayonnaise though, doing it with Kewpie would probably be a vast improvement.

Not you, but I really really hate food snobbery.

My nigga. I used to be a faggot elitist for the longest time, stemming from pretty much growing up in restaurant kitchens and also around stubborn sardinian mules that are practically afraid of change or trying out new things. As leddit as it may sound i adopted the "Let people enjoy things" mantra when it comes to anything food-related. The only dish i give people shit about these days is Carbonara, but that's more /ck/ memery than serious snobism. What the germans did to that dish is a travesty, though. They use cream and ham to prepare it.

why did Gordon mandate that every episode of hotel hell has to have a closeup shot of his naked ass?

Gordon is a closet faggot, like most of the british. Lots of rumours over the years of him being into younger men. Talk about a true Kitchen Nightmare.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Gordon is a closet faggot, like most of the british. Lots of rumours over the years of him being into younger men.

some say they used to have to tape a picture of a young british lad onto the camera so that he would look into it more

 

[Montalbane]

I tried it with mayonnaise after hearing about it from many different corners of the internet, butter is still superior when it comes to grilled cheese IMO. Probably just some dumb plebbit/mommy blogger trend. I tried it with some no-name storebrand mayonnaise though, doing it with Kewpie would probably be a vast improvement.

My nigga. I used to be a faggot elitist for the longest time, stemming from pretty much growing up in restaurant kitchens and also around stubborn sardinian mules that are practically afraid of change or trying out new things. As leddit as it may sound i adopted the "Let people enjoy things" mantra when it comes to anything food-related. The only dish i give people shit about these days is Carbonara, but that's more /ck/ memery than serious snobism. What the germans did to that dish is a travesty, though. They use cream and ham to prepare it.

Gordon is a closet faggot, like most of the british. Lots of rumours over the years of him being into younger men. Talk about a true Kitchen Nightmare.

Maybe the real kitchen nightmare is the twink sous chefs we molested along the way

 

[teriyakiburns]

its purely fun to hear gordon yell and see some shit food, but the man makes a molehill out of an ant, hell get some shitty little babycarrot garnish on the side of his meal and stand up in the restaurant taking the piss out of it for tv

He only really does that on the American version. The UK versions of his shows are much quieter, as well as not being edited by an adhd-riddled ferret.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

He only really does that on the American version. The UK versions of his shows are much quieter, as well as not being edited by an adhd-riddled ferret.

you can blame the editing all you want for the ADHD pace and awful sound effects and youd be absolutely right
but ultimately its still Gordon's behavior
he still stands up in the middle of the dining room and throws a whole production because he doesnt consider the presentation of his plate elegant enough to his liking. they can jumpcut around him all they like and add as many annoying sounds in post as they please, but they cant edit it to make it look like he did what he did
thats his doing alone

 

[Dylan]

Two pages of niggers not eating corns starch, and I hear no smoke detector chirp.

 

[Montalbane]

you can blame the editing all you want for the ADHD pace and awful sound effects and youd be absolutely right
but ultimately its still Gordon's behavior
he still stands up in the middle of the dining room and throws a whole production because he doesnt consider the presentation of his plate elegant enough to his liking. they can jumpcut around him all they like and add as many annoying sounds in post as they please, but they cant edit it to make it look like he did what he did
thats his doing alone

Nigger have you ever seen english kitchen nightmares?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Nigger have you ever seen english kitchen nightmares?

yes
whats your point

 

[Montalbane]

yes
whats your point

I doubt it because I have an enciclopedic knowledge of kitchen nightmares and the shit you are referencing is from the U.S. version.
The U.K. version is more subdued and nuanced.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I doubt it because I have an enciclopedic knowledge of kitchen nightmares and the shit you are referencing is from the U.S. version.
The U.K. version is more subdued and nuanced.

but that doesnt matter
what im saying is that Gordon chooses to behave that way nontheless, just because it's not present in the UK version doesn't mean anything
the man is stil the same, and the man still chooses to act out the way he does in one part of the world

 

[Sulla]

Since we are thoroughly derailed.

someone find a video of niggers cooking eggs so that we can compare Gordon to them.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

thats been over for some time... sure oil is still 3 times the old price, but its below 3€ a bottle and better fats went down even further... my last pack of butterschmalz (the ultimate cooking fat= was below 4€ and the last block of butter was 1.50 euros,

And it’s not like clarifying butter is hard anyway.