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I checked Amtrak and it's not possible to get there by train in less than 8 hours.
Do you mean the Greyhound bus? There's no public transport bus system that goes farther than Chesterfield.
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Do you mean the Greyhound bus? There's no public transport bus system that goes farther than Chesterfield.
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He either has access to a car or knows someone with a car who also goes to the weird nerd things he wants to go to.
And also is still banned from anywhere closer.
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3. He has enough tugboat for ride share
Wolfkiller Jr.
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As in Über?
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Getting a three hour ride from Uber would be in the hundreds of dollars, so no.
D_Tractor
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This is the first time he has been seen without the blue fitness tracker or whatever it is over his clothing on his ankle.
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Chris has the financial literacy of a stroked out Homer Simpson and almost 2 years of back tugboat
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Yes, Wizards of the Coast decided to go full poz. Not sure why, but my guess is their geographic location.
From what I've heard, the normal Magic: The Gathering people kinda just sold their collections and wandered off, but holy shit are the D&D people PISSED. A good chunk of them are in full revolt about some recent changes (I don't play and don't fully understand what happened, but know a few guys who do and they're quite upset).
Poor guys got their hobby (and for some of them, this equates to decades of play) fucked with, and they are not pleased.
Edit: D_Tractor came with much better info below.
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D_Tractor
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Yes they have been at the center of the culture wars since at least 2017 and there are many threads about the company going woke if you search.
Kirby
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They aren't going to try to fix his brain, all they will do is try to stuff some personal responsibility and financial budgeting skills into it. If he's lucky they will try to find him living arrangements within his tugboat at which point he will be back on the internet again depressed that the entire world has ostracized him for raping his elderly mother.
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Increases my belief he's living with that Aunt and Uncle who hate Barb in Chesterfield County.
Mothra1988
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He is a retard though. Sounds like he's actually benefiting then since his living conditons/life expetenacy/etc. would have been shit if he was his own boss. He was prosecuted for raping his mother, and it resulted in things improving for him if that's the case.
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Its less 'political' in a conventional sense and more just playing to a shrinking audience of theater nerds as they alienate long term players with bad profit gouging policies.
Not a DnD player but I am a perpetual game master for other games who follows a lot of stuff around tabletop RPGS. Not to get off topic from the thread but to provide some context:
Wizards of the Coast's new leadership is basically all corporate ghoul with no connection to actually playing any of the hobbies they sell now. Hasbro decided its WotC properties were 'under-monetized' and initiated a bunch of policies trying to basically take over third party content. This was a huge mistake because most of the DnD scene is third party content (which the company benefits from as it adds to how many people buy their shit and is free advertising for the franchise basically) and has been since the original open game license allowed it back in 2000. This led to a huge indy backlash which other (better) rpg companies made the most out of by enacting their own open game licenses. Meanwhile, it has become obvious that Wizards plans to make the next version of DnD basically like an MMORPG, all online, under their control, and without physical books-proving once again they do not understand the hobby they want a monopoly over which is different and distinct from computer games because its NOT online and allows far more player agency than what a computer and its prepackaged options can allow.
All of this mismanagement has created an immense amount of bad blood between players and company. Reddit soy nerds blinded by DEI-speak excepted, of course. So many people have defected to other games in the past 6 months. As a supporter of breaking the DnD monopoly over the hobby I think this is great, of course, but its a cautionary tale in corporate incompetence.
Wizards also owns Magic and is behaving just as dumbly with that property. Now, I know next to nothing about Magic these days, the last time I played it was in Middle School long ago, but I do know that part of this corporate consolidation going on with DnD carries over there. To the point where a youtuber who accidentally was sent new cards before their official release got harassed by fucking Pinkertons who seized his cards and intimidated his wife after he uploaded a video.
Which is all to say that company is losing credibility with its fans, which causes it to panic and lash out in ways that further lose its fans.
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More just ram some drugs down his throat to keep him too zombied out to do much in the way of tard rage.
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Antipsychotic drugs are pure cancer. They literally sap out all the life energy by messing with pathways in the brain.
That being said, even being zombified is better than throwing tantrums in the public. Chris should've been on those ages ago.
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As they say, he's just alive but not living. He can't feel pleasure from anything. He can see, but he can't feel much. I also thought he still lives in a group home since no way he's living outside of that on his own.
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I'm probably gonna get hammered for this, but Chlorpromazine (or Quetiapine) in his Fanta would be two improvements at the same time.
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This whole deal with Chris sightings is slowly starting to imply he's probably found a way to get out of the group home - that, or they allow him ridiculous amounts of free time leeway which is far less likely. And it's been going for over a month at this point, which befuddles me. In the case he actually managed to get out that pops open a ton of questions. How does he visit places so far apart from one another? Who took him in, and why? Does he still have access to the tugboat, and if so, does somebody else manage it for him?
We all knew post-Jail Chris was going to be interesting, for better or worse, but nobody expected him to be this mysterious.
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tbh this new cryptid saga is kind of a nice changeup from the usual
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Yeah, this is the first time since 2010 or so that Chris isn't a target of some lame ween, or worse, an A-log trying to abuse him for personal gain. All the idea guy, tomgirl and jail Jesus shit destroyed him completely.
If only he could throw out all the bullshit that was baked into him by coaxing.... He could've been a fairly normal tard and lived a fairly decent life.