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Those Bacardi's buckets apparently contain only 3 1/2 shots of alcohol. If Fatty can get drunk on that he's more of a lightweight than previously thought. And I don't believe that. Because he's fat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He is pretending to photograph the rum buckets but actually taking a "stealth" picture of the server's breasts to jerk off to later. Bad (or sick) guy!
I just realized Patton Oswalt stole his feedbag bit from The Simpsons. Lunch gun is still his though.
A drink bucket honestly seems like societal decay. Fuck enjoying your drink, SUCK IT DOWN!
A drink bucket honestly seems like societal decay. Fuck enjoying your drink, SUCK IT DOWN!
Lady Crow
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"Pigman slurps messily from bucket- News at 11"
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It's not even his photo. Someone tweeted it nearly two months ago and went viral for it:
Piggy altered it a bit but it is the exact same photo. Is he even at Applebees?
Why the fuck would he pretend to be getting drunk at Applebee's?
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His image is cropped exactly how Twitter crops thumbnails. His GPA isn't high enough to save original images, apparently.
It was a viral post and he's addicted to Twitter upvotes. That's probably all there is to it.
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I admit I'm a bit out of the loop here, but when did Sargon get implants?
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Because he's fat.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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might be the first time in history someone has stolen an applebee's photo for a flex.
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Ok that's funny
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Subforums usually form when there is an extended universe - supporters, enablers, a-logs, trolls and so on. Here we only have Rick and his two orbiters, Jackie and Shame.
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This is the Fatrick subforum.
Manul Otocolobus
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I believe it also has to include a method ("I'm going to stab/shoot/eat their face...") [AnOminous has it covered above]
How can serving anyone that much alcohol at once for immediate consumption even be legal? [Apparently more advertising and bullshit than anything else]
That raises an interesting question, is he a pig man or a man pig?
It almost seems like a rip-off in that context.
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Sinbad the Sailor
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I don't know why people see subforums as a panacea and always ask for them. I've seen it here and on other threads a few times. They can be good but I think often they make following a single timeline really annoying and leads to a lot of repeated discussion that could be on one thread.
Even Ethan Ralph, who has lots of people in his orbit and a had a thread that moved a page a minute during happenings, discussion got a lot hazier after his subforum was created. It definitely wouldn't suit Patrick, in my opinion.
Even Ethan Ralph, who has lots of people in his orbit and a had a thread that moved a page a minute during happenings, discussion got a lot hazier after his subforum was created. It definitely wouldn't suit Patrick, in my opinion.
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I'm pretty sure Null won't do it because he HATES the Rick community.
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That’s the issue. Null thinks that Fatrick is more hassle than the average cow due to Fatrick having a whole other unaffiliated forum dedicated to messing with him.
If you really want to be on a Fatrick subforum, then just join OnA and be on a Fatrick primary forum.
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Loads of girly drinks like Breezers and Smirnoff ice have subtly been reduced in percentage strength and bottle size since their inception.
Smirnoff ice 100% was 330 ml bottles and 5.5% back in the late 90s, but checking a bottle in the booze shop recently, it was 275 ml and 4.5%.
While cheap glass, cheaply distilled “rum”, flavorings and water have not especially increased per inflation, Deiago are still happy to reduce the cost for them to increase profits.
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Never buy girl drinks. Unless it's for girls. And then don't forget to include roofies.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Dieago also have controlling shares in a drugs manufacturer specializing in roofies, which is prone to their own “consent accidents” with security.
Fatrick drinks girly drinks because he is a massive ponce.
Gin makes him cry to hard, whiskey frightens him, cheap lager dulls the pain of being fat, but drinking fruity girly drinks is the only way he thinks he can understand women.