Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Grift Garrison said:
Shane was a SuperGiant star of a cow that had been mooing since the before time. It blows my mind that he didn't have a thread pre-dating Rick's; the guy has been being a faggot online since Windows 98.
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I’m sticking with my analogy. Other than one characteristic of being super giant (lol fat) I think yours falls apart pretty quickly. A supergiant star could possibly have other planets in its orbit, maybe even harbor life around it, whereas Shane simply has drifted through space for a long time as a hunk of worthless rock— no friends around him nor anyone that cares for him. Alone, isolated, and directionless.

He may have orbited a few other places, screaming about his time at Microsoft and how he was a total badass hacker, but he never dared get close enough to anyone who could do anything to him in a real life. He is a coward like that.

This held true until he entered the atmosphere of Kiwi Farms, where his dissent into the atmosphere proved too much and he was quickly burned up in a fireball of autism. Also, he is unlike a supergiant because his destruction will not lead to anything else (SGs that supernova at least lead to the creation of other systems). His burnout was utterly meaningless except it provided entertainment to a select few observers.

What I’m getting at here is that Patrick S Tomlinson is very, very fat.
 
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Regarding Pretend Podcast: in the previous story arc, the host realized that the family being "harrassed" was doing it to themselves so he's not an idiot. It's an ongoing case so the motivations are still unclear but it seems like a fucked up Munchausen situation.

Just sayin' that I know he's willing and able to dig deeper and expose bullshit. He could find a lot in Pat's case (obviously) but who would want to deal with ONA to do so?
 
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Coonskin got that audio. It's fucking wild. He is already claiming onafourms harass Sue Lightning and he has both Hildy and Nikki on it
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part 1 https://voca.ro/1jYb7p651Lff
part 2 https://voca.ro/13j9iTppGeCq
part 3 https://voca.ro/1e1uZ3H6tftD
 
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Algonquin Art Boi said:
Coonskin got that audio. It's fucking wild. He is already claiming onafourms harass Sue Lightning and he has both Hildy and Nikki on it
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part 1 https://voca.ro/1jYb7p651Lff
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"Kiwi Farms is responsible for suicides".

Lying bag of shit, this one.
 
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I would love to give the host the benefit of the doubt, especially because as mentioned his previous run of shows dealt with fake stalking (including a guy named "Rick"!). Unless there's more episodes coming and he's being coy on Facebook, I don't see how it can happen, but who knows. I don't know how you do a story like that and then make three episodes like these.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
As you all know, Adrienne, Pat's first, better (?) wife waited less than a year after the father of her children died to get married to another dude.
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Do you have the picture where you could see a big stack of unsent thank you cards from PCJ's funeral in the background? That was such a grim detail, I didn't even know people sent thank you cards after funerals.

Her prices are so inconsistent. $2 for the Foreman grill, $5 for dirty used paint trays or a broken trash can full of half empty bottles of wood stain. $15 for a plastic sandwich. I don't understand at all.
 
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Algonquin Art Boi said:
Coonskin got that audio. It's fucking wild. He is already claiming onafourms harass Sue Lightning and he has both Hildy and Nikki on it
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part 1 https://voca.ro/1jYb7p651Lff
part 2 https://voca.ro/13j9iTppGeCq
part 3 https://voca.ro/1e1uZ3H6tftD
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3 minutes in and Pat plays a new "threat" that sounds exactly like him. Again.
It's amazing how this man's lies and fatness knows no bounds.
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Do you have the picture where you could see a big stack of unsent thank you cards from PCJ's funeral in the background? That was such a grim detail, I didn't even know people sent thank you cards after funerals.
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I don't even know what to make of this.
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Algonquin Art Boi said:
Coonskin got that audio. It's fucking wild. He is already claiming onafourms harass Sue Lightning and he has both Hildy and Nikki on it
View attachment 5228718
part 1 https://voca.ro/1jYb7p651Lff
part 2 https://voca.ro/13j9iTppGeCq
part 3 https://voca.ro/1e1uZ3H6tftD
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Lady Crow said:
Just sayin' that I know he's willing and able to dig deeper and expose bullshit.
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Unfortunately this does not seem to be the case here.

He apes the wikipedia nonsense that the farms primarily targets minorities (rather than simply not excluding them from ridicule, as could plainly be seen from a cursory glance at the landing page) and that Julie Terryberry killed herself because of KF (rather than over getting left by her pimp/drug dealer boyfriend, the last person who tolerated her after she ostracized her entire family) and Chloe Segal self-immolated because of the forum (rather than to protest how the US treats the homeless and mentally ill, after living in her car for months, having previously caused the entire trans community to ostracize and twittermob her and getting herself kicked out of multiple lgbtq refuges because she was a complete trainwreck and tried to scam people out of tens of thousands of dollars with a fake gofundme).

He then read segments from the Byuu/Near "suicide" statement, disregarding that no suicide of a US citizen is registered by the state department in Ginder's area (Tokyo) in this time period.

Here's the segment, towards the end of part 1
There also is a bit of audio from a recent swatting police interaction that I don't think has ever been released before (Part 2 towards 26 minutes):

It is legitimately retarded that there's still an armed response coming to his house every now and again and while his voice rising in pitch and "fuck you" at the end is chuckle-inducing, it is perfectly justified to be furious in his situation imo.
Here's another one with a Nikki interaction:

And they admit they will be paying Quasi:
 
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Johnny Salami said:
If Patrick ever decides to Troon out, will he skin-walk his first wife or second wife?
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Pat won't ever troon out. It would be a tacit admission that there was something wrong with him that he needed to correct. The attention won't outweigh the risk to his ego.
That said, he is definitely in to trannies. But at his age and size I doubt he would be able to get a troon wife that was to his standards if he got divorced.
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Her prices are so inconsistent. $2 for the Foreman grill, $5 for dirty used paint trays or a broken trash can full of half empty bottles of wood stain. $15 for a plastic sandwich. I don't understand at all.
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She's not very bright. She constantly needs a provider in her life and, at one time, thought Pat could be a provider.
 
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ZipDisk said:
The Pest road trip shit is another example of how they are incompatible with the farms. Farmers don't do that type of shit.
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Not entirely true. Sometimes, if something happens in a Farmer's hometown (such as a trial or a lolcow on a speaking tour), that Kiwi will go, record/photograph the event, and upload their findings here. They'll also describe their experiences; a few even interact with lolcows, although they're infallibly polite and never make their connections with the Farms known.

What we don't do is go to the lolcow and provoke them. The point of a lolcow should be that you don't have to provoke them to get a response.
 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
Literally just quoting wikipedia's lies on KF. Nice "investigation," stupid.
Nikki can't shut up about how anyone else that wasn't them would kill themselves but nikki and pat wont because they're stronger!

Pat claims they aren't poor, but then lies about paying quasi and never mentions his debt plan. Makes you think.
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Imagine trusting wikipedia as a source on KF when they literally and without a hint of irony claimed that random anonymous twitter posts were a more trustworthy source than the official Japanese government's list of all foreign national deaths.
 
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Part 3 is the moneyshot here, 1 just recounts their version of the story (full of chronological errors being made purposefully on their part to make them look better, plus the entire Kiwifarms blood libel), part 2 goes into the swatting, part 3 finally brings up torswats and also patrick's new story of "someone set up a telegram and crypto account in my name and used it to pay torswats to swat myself." Just making sure that gets out ahead of any legal proceedings I guess. There's some never-before-heard SWAT response audio but aside from the faucet dick incident none of that material was ever actually funny.
 
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James done did it said:
Part 3 is the moneyshot here, 1 just recounts their version of the story (full of chronological errors being made purposefully on their part to make them look better, plus the entire Kiwifarms blood libel), part 2 goes into the swatting, part 3 finally brings up torswats and also patrick's new story of "someone set up a telegram and crypto account in my name and used it to pay torswats to swat myself." Just making sure that gets out ahead of any legal proceedings I guess. There's some never-before-heard SWAT response audio but aside from the faucet dick incident none of that material was ever actually funny.
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I wouldn't be inclined to believe a damn word out of torswat's mouth, we know the fucker lies on plenty of other things, if it weren't for fatrick going so gung-ho on the "Yeah, they committed the most sophisticated and thorough identity theft in human history just so they could pay thousands to send wellness checks to my house and on the off chance it was ever leaked, it would look like it was me to the point most law enforcement would probably be fooled, that's just another of their deceptions though, PAY IT NO MIND!!!"
 
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Markorian said:
Imagine trusting wikipedia as a source on KF when they literally and without a hint of irony claimed that random anonymous twitter posts were a more trustworthy source than the official Japanese government's list of all foreign national deaths.
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The particular State Department list in question lists all unnatural deaths, such as from murder or suicide..
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There's some never-before-heard SWAT response audio but aside from the faucet dick incident none of that material was ever actually funny.
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It's sort of like everyone trying to be the next Clyde Cash except they're dipshit pedophile felons.
 
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