Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Omen_Sulk]

Disney has the opposite problem though? People have ideas for these products/properties and are willing to execute on them. It's just their ideas are terrible.

That's ideological capture due to the ESG system. They lose financing unless they make sure they work with the Environment Social Governance system. Therefore to adhere, they have to hire essentially Marxists to key positions to ensure they retain financing.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Meh, the writer's strike sounds like a bunch of assholes crying over their poor work, this is retarde-
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NEVER MIND, RAH-RAH WRITERS, KEEP STRIKING KEEP STRIKING KEEP STRIKING FOREVER

Nature is healing

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I wonder what the Snow White movie will even be about.
There's very little to the original story that's not offensive to modern sensibilties. Snow White is largely defined by being beautiful, in fact there's a magical mirror enforcing an objective beauty standard. Evil stepmothers are a harmful clichee, and that sexual jealousy against her own daughter is kind of icky. The dwarves fantastically diverse people in the leaked pictures don't look much like miners and we can't have a latina working as a maid for them anyways. True loves kiss is sexual assault and Snow White can't marry a guy she just met. It will also look a bit silly if 25 year old Snow White is as easily trickable as young Snow White, I think she's a little girl in the original story.
We can have a character named "Snow White" but she can't be white or pale. She also wears a red riding hood for some reason.

 

[Feathers McGraw]

I wonder what the Snow White movie will even be about.

tbh I don't think it's too hard to outline a plot for "modern sensibilities" - e.g.

• Snow White is the activist princess who fights for the common man against the tyranny of her evil stepmother, the Queen, who will behave similarly to The Orange Man.
• The Queen asks her mirror who 'the bravest of them all' is to weed out dissenters, and it identifies her daughter (since being being pretty is a sexist stereotype)
• Snow White overpowers the executioner in a fight scene against a very accomodating stuntman and escapes
• She meets the not-dwarfs who teach her how living on a diverse commune is the solution to all societal problems. The Queen is highlighted as a racist and a transphobe also.
• The Queen poisons Snow White. The prince (an effete comic relief character) saves her, and SHE kisses HIM when she wakes up. They depose the queen and form a democracy. The end.

I do wonder what reason they'll give for her being called Snow White though. Right now it just seems like what she'd call herself if she started dealing coke.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Halfway into 2023, and it seems like nothing is changing over at DIsney HQ.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

tbh I don't think it's too hard to outline a plot for "modern sensibilities" - e.g.

• Snow White is the activist princess who fights for the common man against the tyranny of her evil stepmother, the Queen, who will behave similarly to The Orange Man.
• The Queen asks her mirror who 'the bravest of them all' is to weed out dissenters, and it identifies her daughter (since being being pretty is a sexist stereotype)
• Snow White overpowers the executioner in a fight scene against a very accomodating stuntman and escapes
• She meets the not-dwarfs who teach her how living on a diverse commune is the solution to all societal problems. The Queen is highlighted as a racist and a transphobe also.
• The Queen poisons Snow White. The prince (an effete comic relief character) saves her, and SHE kisses HIM when she wakes up. They depose the queen and form a democracy. The end.

I do wonder what reason they'll give for her being called Snow White though. Right now it just seems like what she'd call herself if she started dealing coke.

The Snow White actress and Gal Gadot already came out and said the Prince wouldn’t be saving her. The spent some time crapping on the original again too.

Specifically, she said, “It’s no longer 1937. She’s not gonna be saved by the prince. She’s not gonna be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be”

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I think they shut down the Lilo & Stitch production. Be fun to see how much Snow White loses, since they won't even get the nigger crowd going to see it like they did with The Nigger Mermaid. I mean I don't expect it to make a difference, cause what's another $150M loss to Disney at this point. But it's always fun to watch the media's mental gymnastics, followed by instant memory-holing.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

The Snow White actress and Gal Gadot already came out and said the Prince wouldn’t be saving her. The spent some time crapping on the original again too.

Specifically, she said, “It’s no longer 1937. She’s not gonna be saved by the prince. She’s not gonna be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be”

Didn't Snow White & The Huntsman already do Snow White as a Joan of Arc figure? And to their credit they managed to do it without making her come off as a combative cunt, which is something that I doubt nu-Disney will be able to pull off.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Didn't Snow White & The Huntsman already do Snow White as a Joan of Arc figure? And to their credit they managed to do it without making her come off as a combative cunt, which is something that I doubt nu-Disney will be able to pull off.

I'm wondering if it's going to be where they attempt to flip the script except Snow White comes off looking like an asshole because she tells the Dwarves to do their own housework after being in the mine all day. Then she gets into a lesbian relationship with Evil Queen.

Then she steals the Huntsmans horse and gives him the finger while riding out <roll credits>

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Didn't Snow White & The Huntsman already do Snow White as a Joan of Arc figure? And to their credit they managed to do it without making her come off as a combative cunt, which is something that I doubt nu-Disney will be able to pull off.

And Once Upon A Time.

 

[ShitLurker]

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Ah, I get it now, she's called Snow White because her face is the shape of a potato and it's a loving way to call her since it reminds people of peeled taters. And the Evil Queen really wishes she had a potato face herself, since having downie traits is considered desirable in her society. Or maybe that man jaw will get people to respect her more. Truly fascinating conjectures.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Be fun to see how much Snow White loses, since they won't even get the nigger crowd going to see it like they did with The Nigger Mermaid.

I think they don't want them either because they don't want to see the movie theaters turned into a big brawl again.

 

[The Nothingness]

Didn't Snow White & The Huntsman already do Snow White as a Joan of Arc figure? And to their credit they managed to do it without making her come off as a combative cunt, which is something that I doubt nu-Disney will be able to pull off.

It also digitally put the faces of regular size actors on small bodies for the dwarves, which pissed off the Little People of America group. I yet to read about their complaints with what Disney is doing.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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>colorism
Is this the new buzzword that allows the left to get around the whole "racism" thing because it's being done to whites?

 

[Trilby]

I refuse to believe these images from the new Snow White are real. This has to be some kind of Fox News parody.
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This is like a 70's album cover!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It also digitally put the faces of regular size actors on small bodies for the dwarves, which pissed off the Little People of America group.

There is always someone or a group that gets offended. Time to grow a pair and just push trough instead of listening to the worthless opinion of every dumb fuck with a giant victim complex.

 

[ZMOT]

I think they don't want them either because they don't want to see the movie theaters turned into a big brawl again.

I still don't understand why... I mean, yeah >niggers, but why did that movie attract that crowd? there must be plenty of other movies with a black crowd... or maybe it doesn't get reported?

It also digitally put the faces of regular size actors on small bodies for the dwarves, which pissed off the Little People of America group. I yet to read about their complaints with what Disney is doing.

they can't complain because there aren't any little people in it. checkmate midgets!

 

[Canned Ham]

And Once Upon A Time.

And Fables.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

I'm wondering if it's going to be where they attempt to flip the script except Snow White comes off looking like an asshole because she tells the Dwarves to do their own housework after being in the mine all day. Then she gets into a lesbian relationship with Evil Queen.

Then she steals the Huntsmans horse and gives him the finger while riding out <roll credits>

Fuck, now that I think about it I guarantee you almost 100% that the huntsman's role will be completely switched up in this remake so instead of being a decent guy who didn't have the heart to murder an innocent girl, he is instead made into a 100% evil dude who decides to have some "fun" with Snow White before killing her and she fights him off.

 

[Introvertigo]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but Elemental made 300 dollars at the box office, which is okay it is certainly not a bigger box office than Sound of Freedom but at least it made more money than Ruby Gilliam: Teenage Kracken. Don't believe me here is proof from LS Mark:

(I know it is a youtube short and LS Mark is not liked by some Kiwi's but still).