✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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She will be using this picture for a while. Everything about this screamed "proper staging". She could only wish that Swept Away was this well staged.
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It's super filtered, she posted a selfie in her stories

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This one is of course filtered too but you can her under eye area looks very hollow
 
Depends on how much of their mum's personality disorder they've inherited. If I were in Lola and Rocco's position, I'd see my adopted siblings' share of the estate essentially as payment for keeping the batshit old cow occupied whilst I got on with my own life, and just leave it be so long as I got my own nice piece. However, PDs would rather burn down the entire bank rather than give someone a single dollar, and Lola at least comes across as incredibly needy and unstable. Even if she didn't personally want to fight there's a good chance a parasite with a stronger personality would latch onto her and attempt to ride her all the way to the bank.

I really feel sorry for all of Madonna's kids. You just know that they've seen and experienced shit that no amount of money could ever compensate for.
Echoing the other sentiments, Rocco looks so much like his Dad that I wonder if he really got much of Madonna's genes.
A lot of his paintings are absolute nepo baby trash - he's been trying to ape other artists like Basquiat and Lucien Freud - but he does seem to have some talent;
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The kid's only 22 so I could see him developing his style. Being a rich artist who's aware he's a nepo baby is probably the most well adjusted you could come out of that bizarre home life.
 
I'd pay to see that
As fun as that would be, I kinda think I’d rather see her get to be 80, getting more and more plastic surgeries while trying to be relevant. I don’t think she’ll ever retire to her walker, so seeing how crazy she can get will be awesome. She could troon out! She could look like Jocelyn. She coukd decide to Barbie and do FFFF boobs, and take tanning drugs that turn her black. We’ll see 80 year old pussy and told it’s hot. Anything is possible.

Poor Stevens feet. Bunions hurt. I’m glad he can find drugs to take the edge off.
 
Echoing the other sentiments, Rocco looks so much like his Dad that I wonder if he really got much of Madonna's genes.
A lot of his paintings are absolute nepo baby trash - he's been trying to ape other artists like Basquiat and Lucien Freud - but he does seem to have some talent;
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The kid's only 22 so I could see him developing his style. Being a rich artist who's aware he's a nepo baby is probably the most well adjusted you could come out of that bizarre home life.

I actually have respect for Rocco, at least he's passionate about something, unlike i.e Brooklyn Beckham who's the perfect example of a completely useless, talentless, lazy nepo baby.

He's also isn't into singing or acting where his parents connections and fame really could benefit him, I think when it comes to painting he's not gonna become critically acclaimed just because mommy and daddy are famous. He might be making pastiche art but he's young and most artists are influenced by someone's style. He also fought Madonna as a teenager and if I remember correctly there was a court case and the court allowed him to move to UK and live with Guy. He lived in London and had a pretty much low key and normal lifestyle compared to the circus he'd be faced with if he stayed with Madonna. He seems rather grounded and not fucked in the head.
 
She will be using this picture for a while. Everything about this screamed "proper staging". She could only wish that Swept Away was this well staged.
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It isn't as unhinged as her other pictures but jesus christ, she's trying to look like a teenager here. When I first saw it I thought it was someone else (resembles that girl with big boobs from Euphoria).
It's a change but still edited to hell and back.
 
I actually have respect for Rocco, at least he's passionate about something, unlike i.e Brooklyn Beckham who's the perfect example of a completely useless, talentless, lazy nepo baby.
Brooklyn Beckham's photography always makes me laugh.
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I'm not sure I'd describe elephants as "hard to photograph".
Not to mention his cooking endeavours, like when he fried some bacon and sausages and overcooked some eggs to make his "signature breakfast sandwich" on plain, dry white bread:
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Brooklyn Beckham's photography always makes me laugh.
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I'm not sure I'd describe elephants as "hard to photograph".
Not to mention his cooking endeavours, like when he fried some bacon and sausages and overcooked some eggs to make his "signature breakfast sandwich" on plain, dry white bread:
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Amazon reviews for "I see" are hilarious. He's been so many things , aspiring footballer, photographer, brand ambassador (got dropped by some label cos he was too lazy to even do that). Now he's a chef who can't cook for shit. Like his parents are friends with Gordon Ramsay, he could totally get Brooklyn apprenticeship in one of his restaurants but Brooklyn is fucking lazy, his wife is from a super wealthy family, she wanted to be an actress and daddy paid for few movies so she could act in them but she's talentless too so nobody's giving her any roles anymore. So both of them just do nothing, go to fashion shows and pay paps to take their photos that end up in Daily Mail where they get mocked.

It's pathetic really. There are so many things they could do with their money and connections, run a charity, open a foundation etc. But they just wanna be famous and admired without putting any work in.
 
Call this painting's revenge. The arrival of photography really broke painting from Mona Lisa to whatever the fuck paiting with period blood is.

The same ideas are worming into photography except somehow worse.
Photography took away art’s main purpose - to capture moments and people in time and tell their story/preserve their memory with some realism. Graphic design is now the closest you have to what “real art” was 200 years ago. Graphic design at least serves a purpose even if it’s only to sell you diva cups.
I actually have respect for Rocco, at least he's passionate about something, unlike i.e Brooklyn Beckham who's the perfect example of a completely useless, talentless, lazy nepo baby.

He's also isn't into singing or acting where his parents connections and fame really could benefit him, I think when it comes to painting he's not gonna become critically acclaimed just because mommy and daddy are famous. He might be making pastiche art but he's young and most artists are influenced by someone's style. He also fought Madonna as a teenager and if I remember correctly there was a court case and the court allowed him to move to UK and live with Guy. He lived in London and had a pretty much low key and normal lifestyle compared to the circus he'd be faced with if he stayed with Madonna. He seems rather grounded and not fucked in the head.
Rocco probably got some good genes from Dad, Lola did not.

I realized years ago when it came to artistic scenes I got along really well with writers and artists, but usually couldn’t stand actors and musicians. There seems to be a distinct personality difference between people who produce work they want people to focus on and the other wants the focus to be on themselves. (This is only true of some musicians, there’s a distinct difference between those that want to be famous and perform before large audiences and those that simply want to create and record music.) Of course this is a huge generalization but the fact Lola wants to be a model/ musician, industries where her mom’s fame and influence is huge, says a lot about her.

Rocco producing art seems to indicate he wants the focus on his work, not himself, which is a plus given he’s a nepo baby.

I’ll give him some bonus points for appearing to study portrait and technique instead of rubbing paint and cum all over a canvas and declaring himself a revolutionary genius.

Art school has really gone down hill and for years they have catered to anti-academic and apprentice approach to art which has really hurt the caliber of the art world. They at least used to believe you had to learn and understand the rules before breaking them, then they stopped giving a shit and figured you could just hire Chinese fabricators to do the hard work. So Rocco wouldn’t have to study techniques and portraiture unless he chose too. He could just fart out ideas and use mom’s money to pay someone to fabricate his ideas and pat himself on the back if he wanted too.
 
Kate Beckinsales 50th.
It's far easier for a beautiful actress to play an ugly character than an ugly character to play a beauty.
Kate is flaunting remaining youthfulness and beauty to show she's still got it, and can still be cast as the main character.

Null didn't give a featured content to Sinead's death, so I'm just checking if Madonna is still alive.
 
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