𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[Absurdist Laughter]

Imagine being the engineer that has to comb through every page and replace "twitter" with "X"

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Pfft, that's funny. I don't feel sympathy either. Leftist and terminally online twitterers goaded the autistic mad lad into buying the company thinking they were bluffing. As our fearless leader likes to say about a certain Mare pedophile, suffer horse. Long live X...at least long live X suffering.

 

[Pee Cola]

Imagine that usually "names" are stored in one place and pages just refer to them, instead of having it hardcoded into every single one.
Duh

D'ya reckon a bunch of pajeets and programmer socks would have the skills, let alone the foresight, to do this?

What the hell was the point of this acquisition?

World record attempt for "most expensive shitpost" seems to be the most plausible reason.

They're losing advertisers but I don't think they're losing users. People say they're leaving, but rarely do.

Said users are probably the same faggots who threatened to move to Canada when Trump was elected.

 

[Slimy Time]

Isn't a rebrand this drastric ususally a death to a brand? People know twitter was the blue canary not as an X symbol that looks like it came form a go-go bar.

It's retarded as someone who want to make Twitter profitable. He's taken a globally established brand. Everyone who isn't in some 4th world toilet knows about twitter and the blue bird, and he has instead decided to replace it with the most generic, most boring, most overused "this is cool" brand name of X.
-Xmen
-Xvideos
-xXx (the Vin Diesel movies, not the other thing)
-SpaceX (coincidence? The autist likes that letter).

And so on. Tweets are no longer tweets, they are "Xs". This is like a retard's idea of what a cool rebrand is like.

 

[Oxyjen]

The real-world removal of the bird logo is going just as well as the virtual one. The company failed to get a permit for the street works, so the building management called the cops and they have shut the workers down with the sign partially removed.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

imo, what will probably happen is Twitter Japan will become something like Japan X or X Nippon ... maybe even XTwitter Japan.

LOL X Japan. I haven't heard that name since my weeaboo ex

 

[Mothra1988]

It's retarded as someone who want to make Twitter profitable. He's taken a globally established brand. Everyone who isn't in some 4th world toilet knows about twitter and the blue bird, and he has instead decided to replace it with the most generic, most boring, most overused "this is cool" brand name of X.
-Xmen
-Xvideos
-xXx (the Vin Diesel movies, not the other thing)
-SpaceX (coincidence? The autist likes that letter).

And so on. Tweets are no longer tweets, they are "Xs". This is like a retard's idea of what a cool rebrand is like.

So he took a giant shit on a famous yet completely awful brand. So what? lol This started over a censored troon joke on Twitter. He doesn't care about the legacy of cancer on Twitter. The idea that someone with billions would do something when profit is not assured is not a completely foreign concept.

 

[CansOfCant]

 

[Slimy Time]

From tweet to xeet. Twitter is trooning out.

 

[Catloaf]

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From tweet to xeet. Twitter is trooning out.

Xeet? is that Yeet's brother?

 

[Oxyjen]

Xeet? is that Yeet's brother?

Xeet’s Feeds and Seeds. Formerly Chuck’s.

 

[Nitro!]

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Weird new pronunciation aside, I like the distressed look of the icon. I hope Elon adds texture to the site as he downloads more Photoshop brushes.

 

[Phenomena]

Weird new pronunciation aside, I like the distressed look of the icon. I hope Elon adds texture to the site as he downloads more Photoshop brushes.

Looks like cum stains

 

[Corbax]

I for one have enjoyed every chaotic decision Elon has made.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Holy shit this is hilariously retarded. I guess this X-branding will last a couple of weeks, then he will have another enjoyably stupid idea.

Its idiotic. Its pointless. I like it.

 

[Prester John]

I for one have enjoyed every chaotic decision Elon has made.

He's the George Lucas of Big Tech.

 

[AgendaPoster]

aaaaaaaaah ooooooooooh I'm xeeeeeeeeeting
No I am not unban me you souf African bantu mongrel
lol, lmao even

 

[LGHDR+]

since my weeaboo ex

Oh my god, I can't imagine. Good job getting your genitals away from crazy!

Xeet? is that Yeet's brother?

Skeet's troon cousin, I think.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Looks like cum stains

"oh my god I'M XEEEETING"

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I'm wondering how much truth there is to the idea that Elon Musk is one of US' state capitalists, the faceman put in front of rolling out technologies the US globohomo gayplex wants rolled out for the public in a controlled manner

maybe this is one those things that demand, free markets and profit incentives don't yet account for, but they will, with a little help from your friendly government

WTF do you mean you're getting rid of the horse!? this CAR thing will never catch on! AND WHO THE FUCK NEEDS HIGHWAYS