Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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This reads like a stoner being ultra paranoid because a cop existed within their line of sight. Police presence in your neighborhood doesn't mean someone tried to swat you, it just means some dick head ran from the cops and they're looking for him.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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Advertising that you got swatted is always a good move. Well done.

Far more likely is the fact that he’s trying to pump up the Ralph vs AF drama. Even his tweet directed at Null was criticising him for doing it during this momentous time.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

"MARIE? WHY'D YOU FLUSH THE CHILD PORN STASH MARIE? THEY WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND IT MARIE"

 

[verymuchawful]

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Attempted swatting. They just sent a helicopter to fly around his house doing fuck all and then gave up. Dick actually is just a retard, holy shit.

 

[NSA]

>Be LA police
>911 call "There's a hostage situation at the Barbie Dream Mansion!"
>My God
>Send helicopter
>Helicopter can't find a place to land.
>Leaves
>Next time, criminals.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I feel like if I had met him I could have encouraged him to move to Texas like he planned, and maybe by now his life would have more meaning than sucking off a fat pedophile and sticking it to a nigger and his comic book. Maybe I could have prevented this if I had left my house.

Who knows. If he was planning to move to Austin, he probably just would have found the same thing there. It's a hell inside of Texas. Also, Dick is just about as ODD as any other e-celeb, I don't know how much he would have listened to you? You know your (former) friendship better than any of us idiots.

iDubbbz and Anisa were together for years before they moved to LA and suddenly became retarded. It's an eldritch horror that destroys men.

Just to correct the record, idubbz and Anisa never lived in LA, at least for any length of time. They did live in north county San Diego area, which is about 100 miles away from the core of the LA brain rot in places like Venice Beach, Culver City, Burbank, etc. North county isn't even as poz'd as San Diego is these days, and there is a buffer of Camp Pendleton and Orange County between it and LA. A lot of north county is fine, there are still a fair amount of Marines who aren't completely retarded, and most of the hispandex there are becoming more and more based. (Certainly the 2nd and 3rd generations.) Also a decent Asian influx apparently, though I haven't been back to see the influence of that movement.

Above said, those two certainly had the LA brain rot and mindset, even when living in SD and .... Oceanside? Wherever it was in north county. And Anisa did go up to LA a lot to see her ex-lesbian BFF, and Ian obviously did to see Ethan. In fact there was so much rot, they moved to a rental in fucking Seattle area of all places, rather than LA (which cost wise, about the same), until whatever their current homeless arc is.

Back to Dick though, I used to enjoy his shows, found him through Maddox ironically. (Was a big Best Page in the Universe fan, back in the day.) I can go back to some old stuff and enjoy it. Now, not so much. I don't know if anything could have turned him from his poz'd direction, and COVID certainly broke a lot of people.

 

[Captain Manning]

You're being too tough on yourself.
You can remove the LA Urbanite from LA but you cannot remove LA from him.

Just look at all the blue state invaders fagging up places like Texas with their votes. They wanted to move to places like Texas that's more relaxed, has less taxation and the people are generally tighter knit thus friendlier, however, they still vote for the same shits that turned the states they left into hellholes.

Can confirm. They've been shitting up Arizona for years. You should see our current joke of a Governor.

Not everybody from California is bad, but they come from L.A. or SanFran, watch you ass!

Dick is Dick. He's not gonna change if he moved somewhere else.

Idk how this retard forgot Vito uses 'we' when talking about chomos

He hasn't forgotten. He goddamned knows who Vito is. He's just being purposely obtuse.

 

[Telemeter]

Given what Dick's favorite subject is now, and who his co-host is, should we really be lamenting the fact he never had a child? I'd consider that a bullet dodged at this point.

I mean, I guess you could argue if you got 80s Girl preggers years ago, we'd be on a different timeline, but that's really hypothetical. It's possible Dick always held these views on the topic of pedophilia, but that he kept them repressed for years. He does seem awfully comfortable expressing them.

Not necessarily, I don't even think Dick is an actual pedo (Vito is, though), but the fact that he is childless makes it so he can't understand why pretending to be one it's not only not funny, but disgusting, and it confounds him how those stupid normies don't get how clever and smurt his contrarian takes on pedophilia are.

Being a contrarian is something a teenager does to be rebellious, but if you keep at it for decades it always averages out to you looking like a retard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not necessarily, I don't even think Dick is an actual pedo (Vito is, though), but the fact that he is childless makes it so he can't understand why pretending to be one it's not only not funny, but disgusting, and it confounds him how those stupid normies don't get how clever and smurt his contrarian takes on pedophilia are.

I'm not necessarily saying Dick is a pedo himself (although he's said a ton of sussy-baka shit), but given that some of his close friends like Digibro and Vito absolutely are, I maintain it's a very good thing that he never sired a child.

We could have maybe had this discussion 4 or 5 years ago, but now I think it's a no brainer. A child isn't going to fix Dick's life. A child in Dick's life is just gonna be susceptible to abuse.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I can't imagine it's unusual to see a helicopter in the sky in the Hollywood Hills of all places.

>Be LA police
>911 call "There's a hostage situation at the Barbie Dream Mansion!"
>My God
>Send helicopter
>Helicopter can't find a place to land.
>Leaves
>Next time, criminals.

Too bad he didn't spring for the Jetsetter Barbie Helipad playset

 

[Lidl Drip]

If there is such a thing as hell and demons, surely the portal to hell would be located in Los Angeles and the people there would all be demons. It would definitely explain Dick and how all people who move to LA become soulless degenerates whose only purpose in life is to spread more corruption and evil.

Someone call in next episode and say "Christo" and see if his eyes turn black as he recoils.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine being this retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being this retarded.

I think it was a joke. A really retarded joke, but a joke.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think it was a joke. A really retarded joke, but a joke.

The real joke is that helicopter pilot's refusal to nosedive straight into his den while he was watching Cuties for the 939725782nd time.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I propose changing the subject line from “retarded balding contrarian” to “paranoid balding retard.” He’s never been a contrarian, just a terminal case of coomerbrain.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I propose changing the subject line from “retarded balding contrarian” to “paranoid balding retard.” He’s never been a contrarian, just a terminal case of coomerbrain.

Nah I definitely think he enjoys being a contrarian. It's why he's become anti-anti woke, it's why he hangs around with people who damage his brand. It's just that, as someone earlier said, his contrarianism used to extend to being in a room of LA liberals and offering a right wing balance, but now it's doing a "conservatives are also cancel culture, bro" bit after building up a mostly right wing/libertarian audience.
But paranoid is funny, both in that he thinks CIA black helicopters are going to descend on whatever bungalow he lives in and in being too afraid to say "career-cancelling slurs."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I propose changing the subject line from “retarded balding contrarian” to “paranoid balding retard.” He’s never been a contrarian, just a terminal case of coomerbrain.

What about balding contrarian with drug-induced paranoia? Even I can see the value in being charitable and letting people find out for themselves just how much Doughy Dax has grown.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

was listening to TDS to hear the Ralph shit
before ralph got on Dick made a genius joke that he and Vito were now "PET Owners" to be called "PET-Os" and reiterated this a dozen times because being called a pedophile is his thing now
there was some other weird ass comment about pedophiles i forgot

ralph gets on and Zherka immediately declares he is a pedophile and goes on some weird analogy about "13 year olds that look thirty" before getting hushed by Dick after calling Nick Fuentes a "NICKGER" close enough to the N word to make him uncomfortable. This would make Zherka at least the #4 to declare he's a pedophile on the Dick Show.

i'll watch again in 200 more episodes i guess, can't stand anymore of this shit.

Haha it's funny because he word polices every caller who lets a no-no word slip but it's fine when Ralph comes on to call everyone niggers and faggots.

Ralph if you're reading this please start beefing with this hippie retard; he's mocked you in so many ways it makes Rekeita's transgressions look negligible.

I've always been very thankful that COVID cancelled my flight to California because I'm sure in retrospect it would have ruined my life. But now I almost feel guilty. I feel like if I had met him I could have encouraged him to move to Texas like he planned, and maybe by now his life would have more meaning than sucking off a fat pedophile and sticking it to a nigger and his comic book. Maybe I could have prevented this if I had left my house.

I feel for you Josh, but you have to remember that these podcast people were always grifters even when they were likeable. You could look past Dick's aura in his late 2010s heyday and find just as big a void of anything real in his life as there is now. Same can be said for Nick and Ralph.

It really says something when all it took to set these people down a path of destruction was one major setback; Ralph fell apart after the Healstream, COVID mind broke Dick and Rekeita just woke up one day to the realization that the first half of his life had ended and decided to embark on a sexually permanent halftime show.

My suggestion is to remember them as an example for when the next Dick or Ralph decides to mingle with Farms people. You have to treat them like rats. They may be charismatic and funny sometimes, but the minute their livelihood of making YouTube vids for money is threatened they will do anything and say anything to survive.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the minute their livelihood of making YouTube vids for money is threatened they will do anything and say anything to survive

Not to pick nits here, but it would be a welcome improvement if these vermin were motivated primarily by money. From what I’ve seen their number one concern is protecting their fragile egos at any cost.

For example, Dax claimed to be a rocket scientist and former superstar college baseball player who lives in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills with a big-titted 10. He didn’t say all that to make cash. He said it because the truth of his life is not impressive or aspirational and Dax’s self-image is so fragile that he deeply cares what internet strangers think of him.

Dax is so fucked in the head that he chimped out over learning that people he (supposedly) doesn’t even like had detected many lies he’d told to impress them. (There’s no way they’ve all been discovered yet.) That’s not about money. It’s about being a thin-skinned, insecure bitch.

 

[genericwhitemale]

@Null another disappointing example of his stubbornness and either intentional or unintentional naïvety is that even years after you and he argued about section 230 and even after the solution that you or people like Rekieta put forward, Dick still has on occasion talked about the solution to freeze peach is to repeal 230. Not just paragraph 2, all of it.