Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Burd Turglar]

I can't wait for the bodycam footage of him hissing and spitting and childing up a storm as the cops drag him to jail over this shit. It'll probably take a half dozen of the most roided out cops to do it cause he is so famn fat.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

You're a Brotherman, right? Aren't they already planning a party/meetup over there for the contempt hearing?

I'm gonna miss the big day. Got an innawoods trip planned for then, and won't have reliable cell signal for a week.

I mean I'm a Brothaman Brothaman in the O&A Party Rock sense and I was on the old subreddit Rick got banned, but that site has too much unspoilered shit porn so I haven't been on there in a long time.

Has anyone sent this to that dumb podcast he was just on?

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

I really hope that 1) we get to see/hear/read the contempt hearing and 2) that the judge forces him to admit that he is either unable to pay the debt, or that is a big fat liar. It will be so fucking satisfying to see someone point to his tweets saying that he never lies, and then all the tweets about him not owing any debt, and then all the tweets about how much money he makes, and then ask him "which is it?".

This is almost unbelievable. I really thought he would weasel his way out of everything somehow, which I guess he could still do. But holy fuck is it satisfying to see his retarded tweets used against him in an actual real life legal document.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Edit - Fuck, how do I embed the video in the post like the cool kids? It was 100% written about Rick by a ska band who saw the future enough to know about Rick, but not enough to know not to have a ska band.

Click on the Media option in the replies, you should be able to post the video URL in there, it can be a crapshoot sometimes with how YouTube does it's URLs

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I can't wait for the bodycam footage of him hissing and spitting and childing up a storm as the cops drag him to jail over this shit. It'll probably take a half dozen of the most roided out cops to do it cause he is so famn fat.

"NO it is YOU who are in contempt of court. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Better start selling that pepperoni Fatrick!

 

[FinnSven]

I can't wait for the bodycam footage of him hissing and spitting and childing up a storm as the cops drag him to jail over this shit. It'll probably take a half dozen of the most roided out cops to do it cause he is so famn fat.

They will have to knock his walls down and remove him with a crane like that worlds fattest man on Jerry Springer.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Holy fucking shit, the court's going to end up having to commit him or find him legally retarded, he will keep childing, he will completely hedgehog mode this shit when he gets arrested, the delusion will get to a point where he has committed crimes, is visibly delusional, and is not competent to assist in his own defense

That day my sides will ascend to atalker heaven. I can't wait for that court date with Sosnay, Pat got visibly more unhinged this year compared to the previous years, maybe that will be his breaking point, the day he finally has to face reality.

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While the process server for the debt examination was trying to serve Patrick, he was down in Mexico dunking his phone in the ocean...

I didn't even catch that one, probably because i was laughing too hard while reading the document. They know fucking everything because he just can't keep his fat fucking mouth shut on Twitter!

 

[Helvetia]

dan mullen is my king

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The true crime guy that Patrick pissed off has some new material for his podcast.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

After today I caught myself thinking:

"There's no way Pat is real. There's no way! The scientists HAVE to study Pat and try to make SOME sense out of this!"



Turns out, yes they have. No, it didn't. Enjoy prison.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Holy fucking shit, the court's going to end up having to commit him or find him legally retarded, he will keep childing, he will completely hedgehog mode this shit when he gets arrested, the delusion will get to a point where he has committed crimes, is visibly delusional, and is not competent to assist in his own defense

I don't understand.
All Fatrick has to do is just Shut the Fuck Up on Twitter and ignore his trolls , but he doesn't.

That really is what makes Fatrick interesting as a lolcow, along with his ability to deny reality. He could have stopped this years ago by just ignoring the trolls and shutting the fuck up on Twitter. Then everyone would have lost interest in him and he could go back to being a generic fat shlub in Milwaukee where he blends in perfectly.

Instead he has to reply to every single tweet or text to him with some variation of "No stalker child, enjoy prison". Good thing he makes his own pepperoni, that's the only way I can see having the energy to feed trolls all day every day.

Pat's inability to control himself is amazing. O&A dropped the docs a little over 2 hours ago. This from an hour ago.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I installed tip over retainers on the bookshelves today. The bigger they are, the harder they fall and Patrick is very big (from fat).

 

[Pill Cosby]

If Fatrick is short on cash he could sell some of that pepperoni he’s famous for.

 

[ZipDisk]

Everyone is endzone dancing prematurely, and forget how lolcows often get weird deals when it comes to jail or actual consequences.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Pat's inability to control himself is amazing. O&A dropped the docs a little over 2 hours ago. This from an hour ago.
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He must have these basic replies in his clipboard which is fucking hilarious to think about.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

How much fun did Quasi's lawyer have writing up that complaint? I can imagine him lisping "No, stalker. I do not owe Quasi any money. Enjoy prison."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Pat's inability to control himself is amazing. O&A dropped the docs a little over 2 hours ago. This from an hour ago.
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Lol, good old Fatrick.

 

[grey area]

Everyone is endzone dancing prematurely, and forget how lolcows often get weird deals when it comes to jail or actual consequences.

Fair call, but the potential for some form of punishment against an abhorrent person is a beautiful thing.

 

[ZipDisk]

I will say whatever the fuck that prevailing spirit of kindness was, the courts seem to have lost it during the zoom hearing era.
I watched a frequent flyer jailbird tell Judge Simpson to "Shut yo old black ass up" and Judge Simpson went from kindly old man to a real hardass in a split second.