Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If it's anything like his last court appearance, he will show up with no actual documents and just assume that the judge has heard all about tribulations of world renowned Twitter Firebrand™ Fatrick Tomlinson.
I am not a lawyer but saying "Your Honor, I'm kind of a big deal" is probably not the best route to take
 
The legal battles are merely our delusions. Everything is fine in hovel town. If I had to guess, I'd bet Rick is at Hoolie's singing karaoke:
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Judges are really reluctant to throw the book at you for being unable to pay a debt because of the whole Dickensian debtor's prison or workhouse cliche. About the only way it happens (outside of a child support situation where you can get royally fucked and I would rather fuck with the IRS than those guys) is if you do something insanely dumb like admit you owe the money on national TV, then claim to be filthy rich but you're not paying because fuck that gay faggot judge and his gay faggot judgment.

In other words, if you're Rick.
A incredible combination of stupid, arrogant and greedy really fucks Fatrick over. He was only able to get himself over the finish line (enjoy prison) with all three.

This is the kind of guy that a judge would want to "make an example of", i.e. throw the book at.

No amount of crying or apologies would completely get you out of this, and I'm not sure Fatrick would even express slight regret to the child judge for avoiding payment to child Quasi. Seems that he got a harsh disciplinarian, who will not be putting up with Patrick's shit, so I wonder how much time he will spend in the slammer, especially if he spergs out at the judge and refuses to come forward and apologize.
 
Judges are really reluctant to throw the book at you for being unable to pay a debt because of the whole Dickensian debtor's prison or workhouse cliche. About the only way it happens (outside of a child support situation where you can get royally fucked and I would rather fuck with the IRS than those guys) is if you do something insanely dumb like admit you owe the money on national TV, then claim to be filthy rich but you're not paying because fuck that gay faggot judge and his gay faggot judgment.

In other words, if you're Rick.
Some people actually think he'll turn up to this hearing. But I thought he'd turn up to the debt examination and instead he got drunk across the street after his mommy in law dropped him off and skipped it entirely.

I absolutely will not be surprised if he's a no show and a warrant gets issued. Imagine the stupidest possible thing someone could do in this situation. Then pick something even dumber, and that's Patrick.
 
i was reading about the court case and looked at a few documents. I saw that quasi said under oath something like he didnt make the forums to aid in harassing pat and and he didn't aid any users in doing so.

and that reminded me of something quasi did:

At one point he was helping out a user because the accounts they were messaging pat with on facebook were getting banned.
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Note that he posted this after the court case ended.
i dont know how much aid that really is or how perjury works in that case, but i imagine that a lawyer would tell you not to do this after making a statement under oath.
This is dumb (bold mine). Saying something that is currently true doesn't mean you can retroactively make it a lie by doing something contradictory in the future. If today I write a (true) sworn statement saying "I have never been skydiving in my life" then go skydiving next week that doesn't mean I lied.

And that's before what is IMO a shaky link to "aid users in harrasing pat".

Funny thing is, Pat is probably even a little bit above average, and even if he were short no one would give a shit. But we know these 3 inches bother him more the 30.000 dollars he's... ahem... short.
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I wonder how much time he will spend in the slammer, especially if he spergs out at the judge and refuses to come forward and apologize.

Even as little as ten minutes of confinement at the order of the judge would be enough for Patrick "enjoy prison" Tomlinson to never live it down and constantly be asked how he enjoyed prison. I can already see the technically Tomlinson coming out saying, "I have never been to prison, Stalker" because he was sent to a jail cell instead.

All I need to get a good laugh is for him to get whatever minimum amount of time of confinement it requires for him to get a mug shot taken, his height and mass recorded (for the advancement of scientific research in physics), changed into a high vis jumpsuit, and caged up with live pepperoni ingredients.
 
I stopped following Fatrick a while back because he was getting kind of stale and repetitive. Of all cows on here, he would be the most easily replaced by a chatbot. Not even ChatGPT level, ELIZA would probably be overkill.

Turns out those very qualities are about to get him into contempt of court. Now he's hilarious again.
You don’t even need a chatbot, just a first-semester coding project that pulls from a dozen or so potential responses regardless of the input.
 
Imagine the stupidest possible thing someone could do in this situation. Then pick something even dumber, and that's Patrick.

My personal pick something even dumber is:

He shows up and thinks he can argue his way out of it with his amazing intellect. He's somewhat reasonable until he gets found to be in contempt on the original failure to show for the debt exam. He has a full out tantrum in the court preventing it from proceeding antwhere close to rendering any kind of judgement on the contempt finding. As he childs the judge and has a hissy fit, Pat gets additional contempt charges and now some amount of confinement is a foregone conclusion. Pat pays no mind to any warnings from the judge to cease and continues racking them up. He pisses off the judge enough that he ends up in an indefinite confinement situation where he will be in jail until he performs some action that Pat will never in his life do; so probably something simple like a sincere apology to the court and to Quasi for his behavior.
 
I stopped following Fatrick a while back because he was getting kind of stale and repetitive. Of all cows on here, he would be the most easily replaced by a chatbot. Not even ChatGPT level, ELIZA would probably be overkill.

Turns out those very qualities are about to get him into contempt of court. Now he's hilarious again.
Patrick always has these lulls in noteworthy activity where i don't check the thread for days but he always, 100% guaranteed returns with a bang and it's always something that is so outrageously retarded that it could only happen to him. And was also caused by him.
I mean this is a dude who threw a shit fit over a lawyer wearing an ascot, which is pretty gay but most judges would put up with it.
I'm with Sosnay here, only faggots and sailors wear ascots.
Even as little as ten minutes of confinement at the order of the judge would be enough for Patrick "enjoy prison" Tomlinson to never live it down
Coincidentally, ten minutes is what i give him in a holding cell with other prisoners before something coming out of his mouth gets him in trouble.

Edit: Fuck's sake, i confused an ascot with a neckerchief.
 
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He just compared himself to the women that Andrew Tate trafficked:

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What a complete reprobate.
It's like Opie's interjections in OnA's Hoarders bits. While correctly denouncing the hoarders' "me, me, me" attitude, he still makes it all about himself.

Fuck Andrew Tate, he's a grifter sack of shit. But Fatrick is not a better person than Tate, even when you factor in human trafficking. At least Tate never threatened to kill an infant.
 
He’s pretty much fucked on the contempt charge isn’t he? He was ordered to go somewhere and didn’t. Surely there’s no viable excuse other than being unexpectedly hospitalised that day. “Felt like getting shitfaced instead” isn’t gonna cut it, fat boy.

ETA: Ya got to admire the tenacity of the pests. Piggy is getting namedropped on any Xeet mentions of contempt charges.

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