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[Candlelight Desolation]

Anyone who needs a reminder of the type of gardening/farming that the typical city dweller with no experience is capable of, look no further than the community gardens set up in CHAZ by Seattle residents a few years back.

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I still find it laughable redditors think Communism could work when this failure of CHAZ was Communist theory in action.

 

[alpha889boba]

I'm convinced everyone submitting posts on reddit now is in the same vein at the constant baiting shitposters on 4chan. Only difference is the commenters on reddit actually believe the shitposts.

 

[OutInTheRain]

If i had the money I'd buy a large farm and let a bunch of redditors run it so I could stream the hilarity. No live animals since I saw the saga at the troon ranch and don't want to watch them kill the farm animals through neglect. The only help they'd have is google. No outside help of any other kind. I'd give it two months before infighting tore them apart. 50/50 chance on no crops being planted at all.

Years ago a friend of mine quit his job and decided to be a hobby farmer. He legitimately thought it was easy, and he was going to grow artisanal produce and sell it at farm markets.

He was back at work within 3 years.

 

[The Delta Farce]

Years ago a friend of mine quit his job and decided to be a hobby farmer. He legitimately thought it was easy, and he was going to grow artisanal produce and sell it at farm markets.

He was back at work within 3 years.

It is interesting to think that for most of human history more than 80% of the population was involved in agriculture, but now almost no one knows how to farm. I sure as fuck would have no idea where to start.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Despite all the drama r/place brought and the limp dick protests about spez, one silver lining has to be the madlads who animated all of Bad Apple on the canvas:

Bravo.

 

[Spud]

Private entities should always be free to choose who they associate with.

You know I agree but the moment I put a sign up that says Whites only they're the first ones to chimp out and get the government on my ass about it

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

You know I agree but the moment I put a sign up that says Whites only they're the first ones to chimp out and get the government on my ass about it

I'm wary about it when the private entities they are talking about are as fundamental as energy companies.

 

[Spud]

I'm wary about it when the private entities they are talking about are as fundamental as energy companies.

Energy companies already fall under Utilities, You'd be better off saying banks/payment gateways

 

[Oilspill Battery]

This special one goes out to all the ladies in the farms, having vaginal sex with women is basically the same thing as having anal sex with men from a sanitary standpoint because vaginas also produce "bodily waste" and vaginas and assholes are comperable because they're both orifices used for sexual pleasure.

 

[Sabina Pleasure]

This special one goes out to all the ladies in the farms, having vaginal sex with women is basically the same thing as having anal sex with men from a sanitary standpoint because vaginas also produce "bodily waste" and vaginas and assholes are comperable because they're both orifices used for sexual pleasure.

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This is almost as bad as the foot fetishist redditor who thought breasts didn't have a reproductive purpose

 

[Syikeblade]

More vegan insanity, it's amazing how much some so called animal lovers dispise carnivorous animals and worship suffering.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/159s2r4/what_is_everyones_stance_on_adopting_a_neglected/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[AssignedEva]

Despite all the drama r/place brought and the limp dick protests about spez, one silver lining has to be the madlads who animated all of Bad Apple on the canvas:

Bravo.

That was actually impressive - they did it fully manually using a co-ordinated discord server and no bots.
The final result of /r/place 2023 before the "whiteout":

They did actually manage to write "Fuck Spez" in big letters, but because they insisted on colouring in with flags and MLP pixel art, you can't really read it zoomed out.
However when the "whiteout" started (the only colour becomes white, and the canvas closes when every single pixel is coloured in white), they did manage to get one last scream in.

 

[TruffleSpark]

This special one goes out to all the ladies in the farms, having vaginal sex with women is basically the same thing as having anal sex with men from a sanitary standpoint because vaginas also produce "bodily waste" and vaginas and assholes are comperable because they're both orifices used for sexual pleasure.

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Most sexually active redditor.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

because vaginas also produce "bodily waste"

…he is aware that vaginas have two holes only one of which produces said waste (you’re not supposed to fuck that hole)

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

That was actually impressive - they did it fully manually using a co-ordinated discord server and no bots.
The final result of /r/place 2023 before the "whiteout":
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They did actually manage to write "Fuck Spez" in big letters, but because they insisted on colouring in with flags and MLP pixel art, you can't really read it zoomed out.
However when the "whiteout" started (the only colour becomes white, and the canvas closes when every single pixel is coloured in white), they did manage to get one last scream in.
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Is it just me or are the tranny and fag flags are much smaller this year?

 

[AssignedEva]

Is it just me or are the tranny and fag flags are much smaller this year?

It's largely because they kept getting botted, so had to focus on repairing their flags instead of growing

 

[Oilspill Battery]

He actually grilled me for not having flour anywhere on me, and I pointed out I just put my hands on the apron. He said that wasn't good either, but did not fail me.

I'm confused what were you supposed to do to pass the test properly?

 

[Vingle]

This special one goes out to all the ladies in the farms, having vaginal sex with women is basically the same thing as having anal sex with men from a sanitary standpoint because vaginas also produce "bodily waste" and vaginas and assholes are comperable because they're both orifices used for sexual pleasure.

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I don't know much on vaginas either, but at least I know that switching from anal to vaginal sex without washing it, is a sure way to get an UTI.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Gonna be a bit of a dump of some things I had saved
This is most likely a fake story but redditors celebrate an insane person

https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/158w3lw/i_caught_my_partner_cheating_so_i_covered_his/

Apparently Desantis was in a minor car accident I'm sure the comment section will be hecking wholesome. The top comment made me physically cringe

https://www.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15986x1/report_ron_desantis_in_car_accident_in_tennessee/?sort=top

Reddit thinks that big meany face Crowder doesn't deserve his own meme format

That top comment perfectly encapsulates how irrelevant the things redditors care about are

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1589sep/improved_cmv/

Redditor loses job prospect as a police officer because they can't stop cooming


This one is just hilarious.


r/politics being r/politics

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1565jls/that_sound_you_hear_is_donald_trump_screaming/

https://archive.ph/7dYoo

 

[._.]

It is interesting to think that for most of human history more than 80% of the population was involved in agriculture, but now almost no one knows how to farm. I sure as fuck would have no idea where to start.

Theres a difference between commercial farming and small scale home garden farms (or urban farms). I think a long time people just had small gardens and someone would be like 'Well I have like 6 chickens, they lay eggs, Ill trade for your like bushel of zucchini, Marys got some tomatoes' whatever, shit like that.

Also a lot of it Im sure was based around shit like seasonal produce and being pragmatic about what youre going to get, when, and following the seasons.

r/politics being r/politics
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https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1565jls/that_sound_you_hear_is_donald_trump_screaming/

https://archive.ph/7dYoo

For some reason this is really funny to me but I guess Im a sucker for the 'literally screaming and pissing and shitting and crying' meme. Its funny to see the 'mature adult' party using it instead of some immature twitch chat.