Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
RekietaLaw​
I GUESS I SHOULD GET OFF THIS FUCKING CHAIR
RekietaLaw​
TO DO THE LOCALS SHOW
As you will, your Majesty.
Sally78​
Not really dressed for Utah stores..oh well
"Oh well, I'll burn in the Firey Pits of Hell for all of Slatternity. You all wish you were me, though!"
AussieOverLawd​
You find a draftsman yet?
RekietaLaw​
no. Really want to start my new studio...but lawsuit has put everything on hold. Le Sigh
"Ah sigh, it sucks to be rich."
MoFoQ​
including the locals 5K gift
RekietaLaw​
it is actually a priority before my studio
Why add the "actually"? Way to communicate you're intentionally unreliable.
RekietaLaw​
Yeah, it's real easy to stream at any and all hours until you have 7 conflicting schedules and surprise required maintenance on a vehicle that you're using to drive 300 miles, towing a trailer, to bring 12 people home in the middle of the night after they've been 3000 miles away.
And yet somehow amidst all this melodramatic psychobabble he hasn't found a way to pay his overdue speeding tickets. Maybe stream yourself paying said speeding tickets. It technically kind of puts you near a courtroom.
RekietaLaw​
believe me, I feel it. I fucking hate missing shit
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(continued) and I hate having to hear all the bitching as if I like...WANT to not do it.btw, I'm not MAD about it, I feel BAD about it.
"People are all bitching! I'm not mad about it, though..."
EternalHex​
Look, guys. Imma make something clear real quick. When y'all bitch about him not making it, I'm going to fucking make fun of you. Because realistically we never know what's up in anyone's like on here, and a little patients and understanding goes a LONG fucking ways, instead of "I poaid so he owes me!"
Buzzion​
And really. If Nick isn't streaming, ripping on the whiners can be the replacement entertainment
EternalHex​
Yeah.. When he cancels ya know what I do? Literally just about anything else. XD
In the attempt to manipulate the conversation, this little exchange reveals quite the conundrum of the Parasocial Reject. Deep down they know it's silly they're paying the $5/mo fee to follow a trainwreck. They can't quite bring themselves to admit what that says about the quality of their own choices, so they rather glaringly point out the lack of content and how they've developed the coping strategy of making fun of other people who point this out aside them. Supposedly this is meant to be protect the Creator from derision and humiliation, by projecting it another direction. I suspect it does the opposite:

Their alternative is that others entertain themselves for FREE doing "literally just about anything else". So in "ripping on the whiners" as "replacement entertainment" (read: parasocial therapy), they've introduced the idea to newcomers of becoming an a-log from the very start as a more appealing option. So why pay $5/mo when one can just outright join KF and enjoy such Locals festivities for FREE. Just a thought.
 
EternalHex​
That's fair. Also, someone remind me.. Aside from Murdaugh as Rackets ever missed much of a trial he said he'd cover?
Now I could be having a dementia moment, but wasn't the Darrell Brooks trial one Nicky said he'd cover and completely dropped the ball on? The streams aren't on YouTube (I'm assuming it was during the ban period?) and Rumble is ass to search through so I'm only seeing 5.5 days worth of coverage.
 
In the attempt to manipulate the conversation, this little exchange reveals quite the conundrum of the Parasocial Reject. Deep down they know it's silly they're paying the $5/mo fee to follow a trainwreck. They can't quite bring themselves to admit what that says about the quality of their own choices, so they rather glaringly point out the lack of content and how they've developed the coping strategy of making fun of other people who point this out aside them. Supposedly this is meant to be protect the Creator from derision and humiliation, by projecting it another direction. I suspect it does the opposite:

Their alternative is that others entertain themselves for FREE doing "literally just about anything else". So in "ripping on the whiners" as "replacement entertainment" (read: parasocial therapy), they've introduced the idea to newcomers of becoming an a-log from the very start as a more appealing option. So why pay $5/mo when one can just outright join KF and enjoy such Locals festivities for FREE. Just a thought.
That is part of the reason his 'community' on locals has contracted to 30 - 45 people at any given time (peaking at 120-ish during shows or LOCALS streams) with only 6-7 people at once in non-show times. He had a small group entirely take it over and bully everyone else out. When the normies left and Nick checked out, the chat became the par asocial clique's hang out and coordination zone.

Pretty much all it is beyond inane show banter is: porn sharing back and forth, talk about random stream-of-consciousness with the occasional vent, isolated conversation, planning and shilling of their own streams, and random bric-a-brac punctuated by long screeds of I LOVE WHITEBOY PENIS and KILL EVERYONE AS I FEDPOST.

The chat is not worth 5 dollars to participate in. Congratulations Nick. You successfully build a community from thousands to hundreds. Enjoy the less than 1k a month you will get come November when those yearly subs expire.

I expect some kind of promotion with a discount to try to lure people back sometime between the time he gets back from his vacation and the end of the year.
 
That is part of the reason his 'community' on locals has contracted to 30 - 45 people at any given time (peaking at 120-ish during shows or LOCALS streams) with only 6-7 people at once in non-show times. He had a small group entirely take it over and bully everyone else out. When the normies left and Nick checked out, the chat became the par asocial clique's hang out and coordination zone.
Isn't this exactly what killed the NoseCord? It just became a group of power-users who bullied most new people out of interacting, making Nick want to be more hands off, and leading to the implosion that forced Nick to all but disavow the server? It can't be much longer before he starts to forget to set up new chat rooms at the start of the day, further stealing those sweet, sweet $5 payments from people that:
EternalHex​
I mean, I'm paying for this more to talk to all you retards, he's just kind of a bonus. I have no expectations of a person whom I do not personally know
If Nick ever does start to drop the ball on setting up chat rooms for these morons, how will they ever talk to their inner-circle of retards? Might wanna make a new "Locals Chat" Discord server whenever your already small expectations aren't met.
 
It's just disgusting twitter allows these verified accounts spread this misinformation. Nick has made is clear he isn't a law channel and doesn't do law content.
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I didn't expect Nick to stream so early which made the log for the day stream incomplete. Hard to believe he got much over $100.
Only interesting think i picked out is a weird massive increase in viewers on rumble, no bump happened on youtube. I expect that is when he got frontpage?
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My guess is a combination of Legal Vices taking his nap (because Korean time, and filtering to Rekieta while he's offline) and what others have said about Rumble having weird metrics. I'll catch Vices late for his morning coverage, and it's smaller when he does his afternoon coverage, but i don't have numbers on-hand. Will try to track but I have an on-hands occupation, so I can't readily cover it.
 
Nick is slipping on managing LOCALS chats:

I haven't seen any mention of CGoody in the logs or in the thread in some time.

Is he in jail or rehab?

Can't afford the 5 bucks to moderate?

RekietaLaw​
btw, I'm not MAD about it, I feel BAD about it. It sucks.As my kids have gotten older, schedules get more and more crazy. People act like it's a lack of motivation, and I literally just don't have the time I used to have.

A year ago, Nick was constantly humblebragging about having developed and running a multimillion dollar social media enterprise.

The multimillion dollar enterprise is supposed to BE the thing that occupies most of the CEO's time and keeps him busy with the "crazy" scheduling.

It's not supposed to be a side hustle that plays second fiddle to the social calendar of your crotch goblins.

Now I could be having a dementia moment, but wasn't the Darrell Brooks trial one Nicky said he'd cover and completely dropped the ball on? The streams aren't on YouTube (I'm assuming it was during the ban period?) and Rumble is ass to search through so I'm only seeing 5.5 days worth of coverage.

IIRC, the Brooks trial was right before Nick finalized the Locals exclusive aftershow deal.

At the time last fall, Nick was getting sloppy drunk every night with elongated messy 4-6 hour streams until dawn, in the vein of Faran's panty toppling.

Nick would claim that he intended to daystream the trial each morning the night before, but then would drink until dawn, no-show in the morning and then sometimes pop into Legal Vices vulture stream in the afternoon for 20 minutes.

Legal Vices and Aussie Overlaw'd really used Nick's absenteeism to grow their own brands by streaming the trial overnight for their time zones, with middling success.
 
A year ago, Nick was constantly humblebragging about having developed and running a multimillion dollar social media enterprise.

The multimillion dollar enterprise is supposed to BE the thing that occupies most of the CEO's time and keeps him busy with the "crazy" scheduling.
Nick is a walking pile of bullshit. He owes his kids. His inability to manage his time just makes him a stupid fucking faggot who fails to live up to his obligations.
 
Sally78​
Not really dressed for Utah stores..oh well
Imagine being the tryhard whore in this dork’s chat. Weren’t there more of these in the recent past?

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These people sound like they know how to have a good time.

As for kid schedules conflicting with work, Nick acts like the country isn’t full of parents managing that on a fraction of his income. Instead of dropping $70,000 on a shitty painting to serve as your cats’ wee-wee pad, spend that on a reliable nanny/driver for the kids. If their current nanny can’t help them manage their kids’ transportation they obviously need more help. It’s not like they lack the means to pay for it.

Also maybe reevaluate how you’re asking your kids to live. Over-scheduling is bad for adults and worse for children. Unless you really want them to end up anxious and unnecessarily stressed so they can take comfort in the bottle and dispensary like daddy does, let them be kids. It’s not necessary or desirable for children to be so booked up with extracurriculars and time-bound commitments.
 
This used to be my cope for why he was so apparently tolerant of absolutely shitty behavior by Dax and to some extent Ralph.

But this is the more likely option.
Still hold that Nick was to a degree a sincere fella until the drink and Vic fuck-up happened. The man is also loyal to the wrong people and I find it to be absurd that anyone would want to be loyal to a pedo fucker like Dick Mastersen and I think that is part of the reason as to what both held him back from becoming more legitimate and corrupted him into being a degenerate.
 
Isn't this exactly what killed the NoseCord? It just became a group of power-users who bullied most new people out of interacting, making Nick want to be more hands off, and leading to the implosion that forced Nick to all but disavow the server?
The losses probably came in waves. It is hard to quantify who only subbed to Locals in the beginning to support the post-YT ban transition elsewhere. There were no promises of 24/7 chats or other weird parasocial shit that I remember. Most of the activity was during liveshows (especially trials). The non livestreamers are probably the real outliers.

When trials ended and as the Kingdom of Coom was slowly being built one copestream at a time, people slowly dipped out or requested refunds (which were apparently received) as they saw the shift in content away from earlier expectations. I think to his credit, the first wave of losses were largely due to his own disappointing endeavors and hubris. Especially when he started telling those subs he wasn't going back to the old content, thus rebranding, and to basically fuck off for pestering him about it. Repeatedly!

Chat formed a jealous harem near the same time when activity peaked as non-livestream chat slowly accoomulated a significant female following. Chat was packed during streams as many were just there for the memes & liveshow banter, to support the show, etc.

The "regulars" were not so keen with their perfect Little Paradise of Social Neurotics being tainted with dirty memesters, even during livestreams. They crowed at the prospect of outsiders or that "one of those" people from the Discord would show up more regularly, etc. They were the chosen ones to populate and help usher in the newly minted Kingdom of Coom.

It's so humorous to me because Locals is a basic as it gets HTML chatwall. It requires the most patient of users, those whose connection to technology can never be severed by broken features, to hang about for any length of time. All in an effort to try to secure a permanent place in the fledgling Kingdom of Cringe. This likely stunk up the site as the original intrigue waned and no doubt their constant presence and Griftsplaining only led to more waves/losses.

There's not much Nick can do about it now since he made the decision to hand the keys to his redeveloping brand and business model to complete randos. Reading @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's logs, it's obvious many fully comprehend the power they hold, as they all purport to behave like hall monitors...
A year ago, Nick was constantly humblebragging about having developed and running a multimillion dollar social media enterprise.

The multimillion dollar enterprise is supposed to BE the thing that occupies most of the CEO's time and keeps him busy with the "crazy" scheduling.

It's not supposed to be a side hustle that plays second fiddle to the social calendar of your crotch goblins.
It's like he doesn't have a wife or something.

The shift to complaining about vehicular drama is levels above prior cope which could suggest his business is struggling far more than we realize. The fact he is lowering expectations is a potential tell.

He may never have been heading that way in terms of being multi-mil, thus overselling his eFame fortune leading up to the 5k Grift. His reputation took some kind of major hit in the background apparently, as he is using every available excuse now to hide the overall lower quality of content.

Did even his old content scream multi-million enterprise? What say you, humble Lawtube orbiter? And if truthful, how many of those millions were contingent on his running a Youtube sweatshop of would be internet lawyers? I am sure they just loved dressing up to sit in front of a camera rather gratuitously for free to help line someone elses pockets day in day out. Even pseudo lawyers are a cost aware folk.

Thus, I don't think it is a coincidence his panel offerings have shifted significantly away from previous staples. Who wants to orbit an imploding star? A crazed drunkard who behaves like an egomaniac? Who, I wonder?
 
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A year ago, Nick was constantly humblebragging about having developed and running a multimillion dollar social media enterprise.

The multimillion dollar enterprise is supposed to BE the thing that occupies most of the CEO's time and keeps him busy with the "crazy" scheduling.

It's not supposed to be a side hustle that plays second fiddle to the social calendar of your crotch goblins.

nick, (i know you still read your kf thread, your massive ego can't help itself) you can't have both. you can either spend less time in your social media enterprise and more with your kids, or the reverse. this is the dilemma that all multimillion business ceo face everyday.

if rekieta really is a multimillion dollar social media enterprise (tbh i have my doutbs), then why does he not hire a business team behind the scenes to deal with the day to day operations of his enterprise?

nick can be like steven crowder or ben shapiro and just be on-air talent. he doesn't need a script writer, just a person to pick out topics for him to discuss and do some research on said topic. a manager for to chose his projects and what events to go to. maybe an advertising manager. rekieta llc, really needs about 3 to 4 people to work off camera, so he can spend more time with his kids and family.

i don't think he has a multimillion dollar operation, at lease anymore, otherwise he would hire a team. i think he caught lighting in a bottle twice with the depp/heard trial and the rittenhouse trial, which got him all that notoriety. now, his laziness has caught up with nick and he is back to pre trial notoriety.
 
Isn't this exactly what killed the NoseCord? It just became a group of power-users who bullied most new people out of interacting, making Nick want to be more hands off, and leading to the implosion that forced Nick to all but disavow the server? It can't be much longer before he starts to forget to set up new chat rooms at the start of the day, further stealing those sweet, sweet $5 payments from people that:

If Nick ever does start to drop the ball on setting up chat rooms for these morons, how will they ever talk to their inner-circle of retards? Might wanna make a new "Locals Chat" Discord server whenever your already small expectations aren't met.
They have fractured into DM groups and secret DISCORDS. There are also the 2-3 wannabe streamers that do shows and they hang out in those chats.

A lot of the original Wine Mom group have moved on due to boredom, fear of logging, or drama with Sally. The cult of Sally won out and dominates the chat; what little there is...

I haven't seen any mention of CGoody in the logs or in the thread in some time.
He is an infrequent poster. Much like Art, Egalitarian, and Carimachet, they have scaled back their involvement.

Funnily enough, they are just leaving... Guess they are haters, because isn't that what Nose wanted the haters to do?
Imagine being the tryhard whore in this dork’s chat. Weren’t there more of these in the recent past
More cougar that's? Not recently.

More of Sally leathery tits? There were 2-3 pics in as many weeks. She reigns supreme in the chat, but it is a sad little kingdom. Probably the most notoriety she has had in her life.


Nick, like his LOCALS, is retreating into his little corner LARPing that he is still famous as his show profile shrinks. Just like a ragepig.

I doubt he will ever catch the magic again that he did with Anime Man, Rittenhouse, and Depp. He wasted his 3 chances.
 
Nick, like his LOCALS, is retreating into his little corner LARPing that he is still famous as his show profile shrinks. Just like a ragepig.

I doubt he will ever catch the magic again that he did with Anime Man, Rittenhouse, and Depp. He wasted his 3 chances.
I think that's the biggest component of the current arc. Nick appears to still be operating as if it's 2022 and he is still one of the most successful livestreamers, period. He was so big that the social media firestorm when Rekieta got banned from YouTube was sufficient for them to find an excuse to unban him, which is extraordinarily rare to happen. This is no longer the case. It's kind of stunning how dramatic the decline has been.

Even in Nick's Locals, which is literally restricted to paying fans, he seemingly has to address criticism every time he shows up. 8-10 months ago he was feted as a celebrity in there every time he turned up, which was very often. Eventually, Rekieta will have to recognize that the peak of his channel is behind him. He will start to wistfully reference 2022 in the same way Ralph talks about how he's bringing the spirit of 2018 back or how DSP talks about how he was the biggest Let's Player on YouTube until they changed their algorithm or whatever.

Playboard gives an indication of how far he has fallen. Here's their statistics for Rekieta's superchats on YouTube for Tuesday (July 25) along with several of his orbiters. Rekieta streamed nearly nine hours for the trial stream yesterday.

ChannelSuper Chats (USD)Rank (US)
Camelot331$719#16
Legal Vices$629#19
Rekieta Law$461#38
Legal Mindset$443#40
Good Lawgic$281#69

Rekieta also accepts super chats on Rumble, of course. But his take from Rumble might not have been enough to overtake Legal Vices' competing coverage of the same trial:
I didn't expect Nick to stream so early which made the log for the day stream incomplete. Hard to believe he got much over $100.
This is why I think Anime Matsuri could be a turning point. Nick is already setting expectations low, but I have a suspicion even he might be surprised about how low the enthusiasm is for him at the convention. I don't think people will be waiting in line for hours to get a photo with him, and I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves pissed and never returns to the convention again.

RekietaLaw​
Yeah, it's real easy to stream at any and all hours until you have 7 conflicting schedules and surprise required maintenance on a vehicle that you're using to drive 300 miles, towing a trailer, to bring 12 people home in the middle of the night after they've been 3000 miles away.
How are Nick's viewers supposed to know this? Are they supposed to read his mind?

Maybe if Nick posted "hey, I am away on X dates due to Y" on all his platforms, he would have a better leg to stand on. This is basic stuff. He even used to do it! Instead, now he might mention it offhand somewhere in the middle of hours of streaming content and then snap at people who didn't hear it and ask him. In this case the people are posting on Locals, so they are literally paying fans.

As for kid schedules conflicting with work, Nick acts like the country isn’t full of parents managing that on a fraction of his income. Instead of dropping $70,000 on a shitty painting to serve as your cats’ wee-wee pad, spend that on a reliable nanny/driver for the kids. If their current nanny can’t help them manage their kids’ transportation they obviously need more help. It’s not like they lack the means to pay for it.
As much as Nick likes to LARP as a celebrity, imagine if actual big-name hosts acted the way Rekieta did. Imagine Tucker showing up 10+ minutes late for his show and blaming the darn kids. Not to mention the cancelling of shows with minimal notice and the only notice is posted on an obscure Patreon-like site.

One thing Nick used to do was treat people who asked him when he was streaming as if it was a dumb question, because he streams every weeknight at the same time! think he stopped doing that, probably because... you know.

Yes they have five kids. But there is also the mother and the nanny. Why can't Kayla do any of this driving? The "seven conflicting schedules" argument has less weight when the guy's night streams start at 11pm. There really should not be a lot of conflict in the schedule at 11pm.
 
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Why can't Kayla do any of this driving?
She can’t drive because of the cocktail of psych meds she’s on and I’m sure she probably has a drinking problem too. I would also be willing to bet she’s one of those women who claim to have too much anxiety to drive especially at night/early morning so she doesn’t get pulled away from her Xanax and wine
 
I’ve been playing his shabusiness live while I clean the house yesterday and today, but damn he is really hard to not laugh at. The weird sexual jokes, the lack of actual law knowledge. Him simping over the females on the stand. He truly is speed running his failings.

Him wondering about lost prophets lead singer being a pedo is icing on the cake.

I should be a lawyer. Lol it turns out it doesn’t take much. He is truly a retard.
 
As much as Nick likes to LARP as a celebrity, imagine if actual big-name hosts acted the way Rekieta did. Imagine Tucker showing up 10+ minutes late for his show and blaming the darn kids. Not to mention the cancelling of shows with minimal notice and the only notice is posted on an obscure Patreon-like site.
HE WAS NEVER A CONSERVATIVE!

What don't you understand about that.

ALSO I BET YOU ARE A PRUDE INCEL WHO DOESNT HAVE KIDS AND CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS WITH A WIFE AND A NANNY TO MANAGE THEIR SCHEDULES! YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT YOU DON'T!
Maybe if Nick posted "hey, I am away on X dates due to Y" on all his platforms, he would have a better leg to stand on. This is basic stuff. He even used to do it!
Yes he did. He also used to post show links on Twitter, set up streams on multiple platforms, and do so much more communication. But that is WORK.

Nick has just gotten lazy.

He only wants to watch 1 chat: LOCALS. Stream on one platform: Rumble. Get money from one source: Rumble/LOCALS. Do one thing: have fun.

Im sure I don't understand the immense stress that comes from being a big YTber (oh wait... he isn't one) or a father of 5, and what-not, but it sure seems that there are plenty of people out there perfectly capable of handling this all and balancing it or... you know... hiring people to do it for them...

Nick needs a tard wrangler. Someone to script his shows and give him things to rant at and cut off thr booze when it gets too unhinged.
 
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