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What if Chris thought he could fly after watching another asinine hypnosis video?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris and Barb guest starred in Home Improvement?
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They would probably be guests at the Taylor residence as a side plot to whatever Tim's doing that week. Chris will be a big fat nuisance to the boys, while Jill is just trying to be nice to him and Barb (who are both constantly farting)

Chris would walk by Tim later in the episode when he's at home. Tim would then quip, "Jill I didn't know we were having Al's mom over for dinner." (cue cool splicey-effect and laughing track)

And then eventually the Chandlers would overstay their welcome and be kicked out of the house with whatever contraption Tim wants to test out, Causing them to crash onto either Wilson's or Al's lawn.

(I watched way too much Nick @ Nite)

What if the Chandlers guest starred on Married… With Children?
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
They would probably be guests at the Taylor residence as a side plot to whatever Tim's doing that week. Chris will be a big fat nuisance to the boys, while Jill is just trying to be nice to him and Barb (who are both constantly farting)

Chris would walk by Tim later in the episode when he's at home. Tim would then quip, "Jill I didn't know we were having Al's mom over for dinner." (cue cool splicey-effect and laughing track)

And then eventually the Chandlers would overstay their welcome and be kicked out of the house with whatever contraption Tim wants to test out, Causing them to crash onto either Wilson's or Al's lawn.
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There'd also be a subplot where Brad and Randy get caught making fun of Chris after beating him in a game of Pokemon, leading to the cliche spiel from Jill: "You don't make fun of people different from you! How would you feel if somebody made fun of you like that?!"
 
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Muncie Anderson said:
There'd also be a subplot where Brad and Randy get caught making fun of Chris after beating him in a game of Pokemon, leading to the cliche spiel from Jill: "You don't make fun of people different from you! How would you feel if somebody made fun of you like that?!"
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There'd also be that obligatory scene with Tim seeking advice from Wilson, TV's favorite faceless wise-man would greet his neighbor with a certain Southeast Asian Greeting.
 
normankrasner said:
what if oil was found under 14BLC?
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Chris would be 100 percent convinced that 14BC was haunted by the ghosts of wrongfully slaughtered African-Americans, who saw his blackface video on youtube, and that they are trying to seek vengeance for years of blatant racism. He would then go to Craigslist and try to sell 14BC as the haunted house that is covered in Niggoplasm.
 
what if 14BLC was declared a historical landmark?

what if Chris(tine) went the Olympics in Rio? What if there was an Olympic sport Chris(tine) could compete in?
 
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normankrasner said:
what if Chris(tine) went the Olympics in Rio? What if there was an Olympic sport Chris(tine) could compete in?
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Whatever he does, he'll pronounce Rio incorrectly like he did in the video where he read the letter from GameStop.
And then he'll insist the city is pronounced Rie-oh whenever corrected. He will try to appeal to judges whenever he loses, and threaten other countries with a Megatron pistol. When Ryan Seacrest interviews him (you know he will), he will try to promote Sonichu, reach out to Sega, and tell the trolls to go F ourselves.
 
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normankrasner said:
what if Chris(tine) went the Olympics in Rio? What if there was an Olympic sport Chris(tine) could compete in?
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Mental Gymnastics of course. ( He would not win)
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was in Africa?
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Chris would probably compare himself to the babies with swollen bellies and claim that he needed more donations than them since his belly started to swell right after he left high school. He would say that the starving African babies were just faking it to steal the spotlight from non-melanated albinos like himself and Waterman.

What if Chris became Kim Kardashian's newest gal-pal and latest pet project?
 
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