Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris lived in Chinatown?
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If Chris tried to pull any of his public antics in a Chinese run shop he'd get his legs broken by Mr. Chow's pissed off, weirdly ghetto, kids.

Despite all the bullshit stereotypes, you don't fuck with Chinese immigrants. They didn't live through the god damn cultural revolution so that an autistic manchild can throw a hissyfit in their store
 
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What if Chris used his tugboat to get a hair transplant procedure?
 
LAM said:
He would misunderstand its purpose and say "Am I being detained?" to anyone that talks to him.

McDonald's Clerk: Okay, That'll be $7.50.
Chris: Am I being detained?
Clerk: What?
Chis: Am I being detained? (pays money)
Clerk: Your food would be ready soon.
Chris: AM I Being Detained?
Clerk: Next!
(some time later)
Other employee: Here your order.
Chris: Am I being detained?
worker: Well you didn't order this to go, and we won't let you leave with that tray.
Chris: (has no idea why he said that) ... Am I being-
worker: NEXT!
(as Chris eats, he stares at a group of teenage girls)
Girl 1: Stop staring, you creep!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 2: Well, no one's stopping you from leaving
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 1: No, Go Away!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 3: Get Lost! or I'll call the cops!
(Chris backs off, but decides to follow them when they leave)
Girl 2: Stop following us you fat creepy stalker!
Chris: Am I being detained?
(girls call 911)
Police: Is there a problem here?
Chris: Am I being detained?
Police: Oh, not this shit again!
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I would pay money to see that happening.
 
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LAM said:
He would misunderstand its purpose and say "Am I being detained?" to anyone that talks to him.

McDonald's Clerk: Okay, That'll be $7.50.
Chris: Am I being detained?
Clerk: What?
Chis: Am I being detained? (pays money)
Clerk: Your food would be ready soon.
Chris: AM I Being Detained?
Clerk: Next!
(some time later)
Other employee: Here your order.
Chris: Am I being detained?
worker: Well you didn't order this to go, and we won't let you leave with that tray.
Chris: (has no idea why he said that) ... Am I being-
worker: NEXT!
(as Chris eats, he stares at a group of teenage girls)
Girl 1: Stop staring, you creep!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 2: Well, no one's stopping you from leaving
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 1: No, Go Away!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 3: Get Lost! or I'll call the cops!
(Chris backs off, but decides to follow them when they leave)
Girl 2: Stop following us you fat creepy stalker!
Chris: Am I being detained?
(girls call 911)
Police: Is there a problem here?
Chris: Am I being detained?
Police: Oh, not this shit again!
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Well, to be fair, Chris probably knows more about what the Constitution actually says than most Sovereign Citizens.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
They'd need to get that guy that played Blaster in Mad Max Thunderdome to play Chris.
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lol and instead of the Pink Floyd soundtrack, it's the "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys".

The "Comfortably Numb" scene, he's collapsed in his room with all the toys in the background, but it's "So Need a Cute Girl" or some shit playing instead.
 
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Muncie Anderson said:
What if Chris was a fan of Grand Theft Auto V instead of Sonic and Pokemon?
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Well he's already looking more and more like Trevor with each passing day...

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