Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris joined a real band with actual people in it?

 

[Womacker]

What if Chris joined a real band with actual people in it?

It would inevitably turn out to be filled with weens.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if chris's pillow "Naru" was cheating on him with someone else?

I wouldn't blame her.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb kicked out Chris from 14BC?

 

[Somar]

What if Barb kicked out Chris from 14BC?

He'll claim that he doesn't need Barb and that he can do fine on his own, and that's when the homeless saga begins.
What if Chris got a job at a Lego factory?

 

[Marvin]

What if Barb kicked out Chris from 14BC?

She'd declare bankruptcy in three months.

 

[UTAU-iisms&&shit]

What if Chris was a wizard this whole time and went to go to Hogwarts?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a wizard this whole time and went to go to Hogwarts?

He probably would've barely been above the level of being a Squib, and would've likely been expelled for trying to enter the girl's dormitory one too many times.

What if Chris was a werewolf?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) and Barb took better care of the pets?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

what if Chris(tine) and Barb took better care of the pets?

Chris would have to deal with those fees, and we still wouldn't bother to remember most of their names.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Bob collected 8 track tapes?

 

[Ariel]

What if barb was the one who bent chris's duck?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became roommates with all of his enemies?

 

[WeeGee]

What if Chris became roommates with all of his enemies?

They would hog him to themselves, he'd shit himself and do nothing, and would expect McD's and asspats from them everyday.

 

[The Other Chandler]

To be fair I'd pay money to see a reality show where Chris and Mary Lee Walsh share an apartment.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the Courier in Fallout New Vegas?

 

[The Other Chandler]

What if Chris was the Courier in Fallout New Vegas?

It would be a short game.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) joined the sovereign citizen movement?

 

[LAM]

what if Chris(tine) joined the sovereign citizen movement?

He would misunderstand its purpose and say "Am I being detained?" to anyone that talks to him.

Spoiler: Hypothetical scenario at McDonald's

McDonald's Clerk: Okay, That'll be $7.50.
Chris: Am I being detained?
Clerk: What?
Chis: Am I being detained? (pays money)
Clerk: Your food would be ready soon.
Chris: AM I Being Detained?
Clerk: Next!
(some time later)
Other employee: Here your order.
Chris: Am I being detained?
worker: Well you didn't order this to go, and we won't let you leave with that tray.
Chris: (has no idea why he said that) ... Am I being-
worker: NEXT!
(as Chris eats, he stares at a group of teenage girls)
Girl 1: Stop staring, you creep!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 2: Well, no one's stopping you from leaving
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 1: No, Go Away!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 3: Get Lost! or I'll call the cops!
(Chris backs off, but decides to follow them when they leave)
Girl 2: Stop following us you fat creepy stalker!
Chris: Am I being detained?
(girls call 911)
Police: Is there a problem here?
Chris: Am I being detained?
Police: Oh, not this shit again!

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[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived in Chinatown?